Nigel Farage

[soph30]

Well I did it folks, VIP status, (although the Katie Price thread helped out!)

the margaritas are on me xxxxx

Well done babe
Should have beers in honour of Nige tho

 

[Miss Begotten]

Well I did it folks, VIP status, (although the Katie Price thread helped out!)

the margaritas are on me xxxxx

I feel like your reward should be something Nigel related - yellow corduroy trousers, milkshake, one way trip to Clacton? Any of these tickle your fancy?

 

[miss n thropy]

I feel like your reward should be something Nigel related - yellow corduroy trousers, milkshake, one way trip to Clacton? Any of these tickle your fancy?

the words “Nigel” and “tickle your fancy” should never, ever appear in the same paragraph ever again

 

[soph30]

I feel like your reward should be something Nigel related - yellow corduroy trousers, milkshake, one way trip to Clacton? Any of these tickle your fancy?

You know more about his trousers than me honey, not sure I’ve ever noted any yellow corduroy ones

 

[miss n thropy]

You know more about his trousers than me honey, not sure I’ve ever noted any yellow corduroy ones

Found this Soph, now need to bleach my eyes x

 

[Miss Begotten]

You know more about his trousers than me honey, not sure I’ve ever noted any yellow corduroy ones

Ask and you shall receive. Never let it be said that I can’t do something nice, even if it is for a Farage fan.
God it’s enough to put you off your breakfast

@miss n thropy Great minds eh?!

 

[miss n thropy]

I don’t want anyone thinking I’m neglecting my duties now I’ve got to VIP status, so for clarification, Nigel, still a bleep xxx

 

[PeteM]

Every day's a bleep day for Nigel.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Well Farage has been caught lying again.

 

[Humblebrag]

Has this wanker been seen in Clacton since he was elected?

 

[PeteM]

What a bellend.

 

[shellie]

Has this wanker been seen in Clacton since he was elected?

That's what he was caught out over. He was called out for never turning up and claimed he was told not to hold in-person surgeries because of security reasons and other balls. Unsurprisingly, his 'claims' have been debunked as bull so it will be fun to see what his excuse is now for not turning up. Saying that they only have themselves to blame for voting him in. They knew what he was like but still chose him.

 

[PeteM]

He still hasn't set up an office there to hold surgeries in according to Private Eye.

 

[miss n thropy]

Jesus, why is he continually allowed to get away with this by the media? Where is the scrutiny for an elected member of parliament?

To badly paraphrase the lovely George Michael to Paul Weller (allegedly) back in 1984;

Is Farage going to be a bleep everyday of his life? He could have a day off once in a while.

( I already know the answer)

 

[L3moning]

He's a bleep, but the problem is that he's, according to one poll, at least, the most personally popular party leader.

 

[miss n thropy]

He's a bleep, but the problem is that he's, according to one poll, at least, the most personally popular party leader.

Was that poll in the Daily Fail?

 

[Baby Giraffe]

He's a bleep, but the problem is that he's, according to one poll, at least, the most personally popular party leader.

A bigot being popular with bigots isn't that much of a surprise...

 

[miss n thropy]

A bigot being popular with bigots isn't that much of a surprise...

Pretty sure Oswald Mosley was also very popular with DM readers back in the thirties.

 

[soph30]

Yesssss babe live laugh love

 

[HelloStereo]

Imagine visiting your constituency being such a rare occurence you need photographic evidence.