How long do you think it’ll be before one of Reform’s new policies will be to protect gerbils from illegal immigrants?Fartage is on LBC this morning, and he reckons there is some truth in Donald's claim that migrants are eating people's Pets.
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Nigel also claims he is being stopped from holding surgeries in Clacton.
Caller from Clacton - "Why haven't you answered my email Mr Farage?"
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(Still assembling his constituency team apparently)
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He will do duck for his constituents, but more fool them for voting for him.
He literally bloody told them before the election. I think this may well be the only time the lying grifter has actually told the truth.
“Richard Tice probably does want me to replace him. But do I want to be an MP? Do I want to spend every Friday night for the next 5 years in Clacton?” ( Feb 11th 2024 )
I know he almost certainly hasn’t spent a single Friday night in Clacton, but he can’t have been much clearer.
This is the clip where he claims parliament is 'not allowing' him to hold surgeries.
I'm no body language or language expert but when the presenter asks him why he isn't allowed he doesn't answer directly he says 'you can guess' I like that the presenter then asks him directly 'for security reasons?' and Farage once again dodges the simple question and says 'I would have thought that would have made sense, wouldn't you?'. Presenter goes further and says 'who has that advice come from' and Farage stumbles and says 'wha-well- the speakers office'
I think at this point he thinks 'Oh tit! Lyndsay Hoyle could directly deny that' and then he says (while eye blocking and putting his head down - a sign of lying) 'and beneath the speakers office there is a security team who say you can do some things but we are not in a fit state to do the old-style surgeries....' while still looking down etc.
it is my non expert opinion that he has just made up a load of old cobblers because he's lazy and doesn't want to do the surgeries
Nigel Farage is a complete bleep. I only need 25 more posts until I’m a VIP (not sure why it means that much to me but it does!), so I’ll just keep posting this until I get there
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Nigel Farage is a complete bleep.
actually, only 21 more to go
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Nigel Farage is a complete bleep.
actually, only 21 more to go
Hes also a twit, a liar, a racist, a scumbag and a complete charlatan.Nigel Farage is a complete bleep. I only need 25 more posts until I’m a VIP (not sure why it means that much to me but it does!), so I’ll just keep posting this until I get there
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Nigel Farage is a complete bleep.
actually, only 21 more to go
That’s 5 more towards your VIP.
Telling porkies on-air Nige
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/nigel-farage-constituency-surgeries-clacton-on-sea-knives/
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/nigel-farage-constituency-surgeries-clacton-on-sea-knives/
Good old Nige, telling it like it is. Except of course that it isn’t.
So he’s not safe to be among his own constituents, but he’s fine nipping to the pub whenever he fancies?
Nigel Farage is a total bleep.
Oh balls, I’ve just realised I’ll have to thank him when I get to VIP
Oh balls, I’ve just realised I’ll have to thank him when I get to VIP
Yes he is.Nigel Farage is a total bleep.
Oh balls, I’ve just realised I’ll have to thank him when I get to VIP
And you absolutely don’t!
BB ANGEL
and there you go. The speakers office have said he's telling porkies. He's a lazy grifter.
So why do we think he’s stepping down and selling his shares?
Shitting himself about having to declare his earnings?
Tice decided not to bankroll any more?
Or is something very dodgy about to come out and he’s distancing himself in preparation?
Shitting himself about having to declare his earnings?
Tice decided not to bankroll any more?
Or is something very dodgy about to come out and he’s distancing himself in preparation?
Vance admitted to making the whole people-eating pets thing up in an interview. I guess someone forgot to tell Trump and his BFF Nigel.Fartage is on LBC this morning, and he reckons there is some truth in Donald's claim that migrants are eating people's Pets.
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Nigel also claims he is being stopped from holding surgeries in Clacton.
Caller from Clacton - "Why haven't you answered my email Mr Farage?"
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(Still assembling his constituency team apparently)
I don’t think he’s actually stepping down as such. Just pretending to democratise the party. Apparently the democratic part where they can kick him out only kicks in once they get 100 MP’s or something. Basically it’s smoke and mirrors.
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Nigel Farage, what a bleep!
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