Nigel Farage

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I don’t think he’s actually stepping down as such. Just pretending to democratise the party. Apparently the democratic part where they can kick him out only kicks in once they get 100 MP’s or something. Basically it’s smoke and mirrors.
🙄 Yep, that makes sense.
“ Like discussing plans to build a jelly bungalow on Jupiter “. Maybe we could get Nige to have a go at that.
 
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Nah, too many foreigners on Jupiter.....
He’d probably like that.
He could run a campaign on making Jupiter great again, Jupiter jobs for Jupiter people and threaten to deport any funny looking foreigners to Pluto, or Rwanda depending on which is safer obviously.
 
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I didn’t know that, and it initially sounds tempting, but I assume that people like that bleep Nigel Farage use posh toilets so I think I’ll pass on that particular perk.

Do VIPs get to swear more though?
 
Ah post that as much as you want as the more posts the merrier, Nige can have a shiny new thread to show how relevant he is ♥ 🧵 🇬🇧
 
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I didn’t know that, and it initially sounds tempting, but I assume that people like that bleep Nigel Farage use posh toilets so I think I’ll pass on that particular perk.

Do VIPs get to swear more though?
Tragically Nigel is not a VIP ( except in his own mind ) so our VIP area is unsullied.
And duck yeah we do.
 
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Seven more to go!
I know but I have to keep on waiting for other people to add comments, otherwise I could have 7 NF is a bleep comments which are all on the same post!

I have been cheating on this thread with the what are you watching one though but my VIP making comment will definitely be on old Nigel’s!
 
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I know but I have to keep on waiting for other people to add comments, otherwise I could have 7 NF is a bleep comments which are all on the same post!

I have been cheating on this thread with the what are you watching one though but my VIP making comment will definitely be on old Nigel’s!
Champagne's on ice and waiting for you 🥳

And to keep it on topic...for all those who are now surprised that he isn't doing what he promised he would...in the words of a certain Mr Simpson...Duh!!!! That's what makes it hilarious when you see idiots claim Reform is the way to go and he should be Prime Minister. If he can't even be bothered to turn up to help his own constituents then how the hell do they think he and the rest of them can 'fix' the whole country?
 
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Even he must be aware of that fact, or you’d think so, he doesn’t hide it
I think he is probably rather proud of his hideous views. I just fail to see why some people take him seriously as when he is challenged about policy or economics, he is clearly out of his depth and clueless so he just becomes aggressive, obfuscates or falls back to his well worn rhetoric on migration, sovereignty, culture , blah bleeping blah. Straight out of that other hideous man Trump’s playbook. He isn’t even original.

(hideous views just another way of saying he’s a bleep)
 
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