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New Baby & Post Birth Off Topic #3 Daddy's hiding in the loo, taking 4-6 business days to do a poo.
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That poll has me crying 
why are men all the same? It’s my life’s mission to make sure my 12 month old son doesn’t take as long as his dad to take a dump
why are men all the same? It’s my life’s mission to make sure my 12 month old son doesn’t take as long as his dad to take a dump
Might sound harsh but is anyone else’s kid an absolute hole when they wake up in the night?She screams and thrashes and throws herself about no matter what I do, seems to hate me.
My threenager has been an absolute head to me whenever he's awake recently, it's been delightful
Fortunately he doesn't wake in the night, even when the baby wakes up in a rage because he's not being fed 
I wish you luck and hope that it's just a phase and she'll grow out of it soon for you!
Omg hi can I join in? My fellas second home is the bathroom, he’s spends 90% of his time on the toilet 🥲 He gets in from work and just runs up the stairs. I just say to my four year old ‘go annoy Daddy’ and he’ll go upstairs and shout through the gap of the door to annoy him whilst he’s on the loo 
Mine is fine with nappies but he’s never put a dish or cup in the dishwasher in 18 years
I get told off if I load the dishwasher because I "do it wrong". But if I don't load and unload it, it sits for days and we end up with a kitchen full of dirty glasses and dishes
This thread and the main one have to be my favourite on tattleI get told off if I load the dishwasher because I "do it wrong". But if I don't load and unload it, it sits for days and we end up with a kitchen full of dirty glasses and dishes
My fella is the same, if i dont do it it never gets done but then i do it wrong
alright pal you do it every evening so and we wont have an issue
Mine hasn’t changed a nappy since the first week. But having seen him change a nappy and the state of the one he puts on it’s probably a good thing. He doesn’t even pretend to go for a poo anymore, just hands the baby over and starts his tiktok scroll 
My fella was changing the babies nappy last night and he goes ‘what’s this blue line for? Sure it was yellow before’ and I told him it starts off yellow and it turns blue when it’s full and babies had a wee. Wow. Should have seen his reaction. He was absolutely flabbergasted. Couldn’t get his head round it. Haven’t seen him so amazed by something since the nuby rapid cool 
Tbf that line is great. We got w packet of Tesco or lidl nappies I can't remember but one of them didn't have the blue line I was like pass on thoseMy fella was changing the babies nappy last night and he goes ‘what’s this blue line for? Sure it was yellow before’ and I told him it starts off yellow and it turns blue when it’s full and babies had a wee. Wow. Should have seen his reaction. He was absolutely flabbergasted. Couldn’t get his head round it. Haven’t seen him so amazed by something since the nuby rapid cool
Hello!! This thread title reminded me of this that I sent to my husband the other week and he was…unimpressed
No way I thought they were on all nappies
Me too it's like the bare minimum I thought but one of those brands definitely didn'tNo way I thought they were on all nappies
My fella saw me washing all the bottles together in the sink one day and he was mind blown, i was like how are you washing them? And he was like eh one by oneMy fella was changing the babies nappy last night and he goes ‘what’s this blue line for? Sure it was yellow before’ and I told him it starts off yellow and it turns blue when it’s full and babies had a wee. Wow. Should have seen his reaction. He was absolutely flabbergasted. Couldn’t get his head round it. Haven’t seen him so amazed by something since the nuby rapid cool
Crikey at least your fella washes themMy fella saw me washing all the bottles together in the sink one day and he was mind blown, i was like how are you washing them? And he was like eh one by one
If i need things done i give him a choice of 2 and he normally picks the ones that dont involve entertaining the babyCrikey at least your fella washes them
Mr fudge this morning was still in bed, I woke him up and said I need to leave for work soon are you going to get up??? He said have I got time for a 5 min snooze, I said no because I know you’ll want to go sit on the toilet for half an hour!
I then heard him ask Alexa for a 5 min timer and then he was in the toilet for ages and I was 25 mins late for leaving work!
I then heard him ask Alexa for a 5 min timer and then he was in the toilet for ages and I was 25 mins late for leaving work!