Nadia Sawalha #56 Sponging from the Paying Sheep, Married to an Unemployed Lazy Creep!

[HereForAScroll]

When will this dickhead find something new to talk about?

Mark, if you got a job, and a life, you might find you have different things to talk about, instead of harping on about the past, day in, day out.
CHANGE THE RECORD!🥱

 

[bitterntwisted]

Thanks to @Telly Fanatic for our new title.

What has been going on with our soap dodging duo? A yoga retreat in Spain, a trip to Margate, a trip to Greece and this past week a trip to St. Ives. Come on now, as the loyal sheep say, they deserve it for all their hard work. Yeah, it's hard work avoiding doing CM and lives that are promised, but then don't happen.

Nadia and the girls got ridiculous lashes, most likely at a discount, but still enough to feed a small family for 2 weeks. Nadia got her hair done and is available to do Deidre Barlow cosplay at the next Corrie convention. Not to be left behind, Mark got an early 2000s special with horrendous highlights.

Maddie is at it again with the public bog selfies and molesting her breasts for her fans. Also released another droning song to assault the ears.

Carry on kids!

 

[bitterntwisted]

The way he abuses those ellipses in that post makes me homicidal! That stupid face he makes as well. All he does is drones on about his sad childhood, his addicted mother, his lesbian mother, misses drinking, as an alcoholic, as a father of daughters, he feels low, the deep morass of his existence ad nauseum. Fucking Eeyore himself would slap him with a 2 x4 and tell him to him to suck it up.

 

[afrozenpea]

lol they are not gonna queue for however long it is..... they'll get in it for twenty minutes max, then get bored, then blame their respective diagnosed and self-diagnosed adhd.

maddie could write a special song for the queen and perform it to her. the verse might go something like this

you were our que-ee-eee-eee-eeen
you were often see-eee-eee-eee-eeen
you liked ice creee-eee-eee-eee-eeen
was it a dree-eeee-eee-eee-eeem

 

[Catwoman]

Nadia Sawalha seriously needs to get her minor age daughter and her public social media sorted out. Miming to a song that says 'so you want to lick my cl1t' whilst pouting and eyeing the camera from the same school of sleaze as her older sister is not empowering not matter how you dress it up. It's of huge concern. The eldest is a lost cause, cocky spoilt little Madam non educated to boot but the younger is a MINOR.

The pair of them should parent instead of acting like a couple of self obsessed arsehole infantiles themselves wallowing in their own cess pit of stinking misery whilst their children are crying out for appropriate attention. They gave up parenting the youngest at least 2 years ago. Coincidentally when she stopped agreeing to be involved on THEIR online obsession, she then springs up increasingly underdressed. So much for a 'child's' privacy!

The girls online presence is, at the very least damaging their future careers and reputation. Their parents have access to the best media talent to support and guide them and this is what happens?

There's encouraging your child to be expressive and there's neglectful parenting. Mark and Nadia fall into the latter category.

Such a shame other adults around then neither care not can get through the idiots that spawned them.

 

[CarrieAnne]

Nothing will convince me that he doesn't drink. There is so much booze in that house, she constantly drinks in front of him and comes home pissed and he goes to the pub with the dickhead daughter. He is always talking of his alcoholic days, he just can't let it go and craves alcohol everyday. He spends so much time in his house alone the temptation would be too much not to touch the booze, he definitely knocks a few back.

 

[afrozenpea]

one loose women has a daughter with "shag 4 ket" on her bedroom wall; one has a son who recently died from recreational drug use; and one supplied fake ids to a group a teens for a night out where Ben Kinsella ended up getting stabbed.

These really are the people we want advice on about this isn't it

 

[Muchado]

i think the lyric is "she breathe heavy when I rub that clit" but it is cut off so it sounds like "wanna rub that clit?" makes it slightly better, but this is still a fifteen year old mouthing pornographic lyrics.....

she just looks like a little lost girl.

Because she is . She has a narc mother, a narc father and a sister who believes she's the next Amy Winehouse . Family life consists of her sister stripping down to her red thong in one room, her mother in another getting her bits out and her pervy father recoding himself talking to his virtual friends from a toy cupboard....family life it ain't.

 

[bitterntwisted]

Hometime #27. I thought I wouldn't have time to do this, but Real Housewives of BH isn't on tonight. You have to have priorities. Fireworks going off on the beach. That isn't a euphemism, there are fireworks going off on the beach. "Oh look! It's our anniversary fireworks." Mark does reaction shots of Nadia, so she has best wide-eyed in amazement look she had learnt at Italia Conti. Three and a half mins of fireworks and you just know it is going to be all downhill from there. They do this little charade with him taking credit for the fireworks display and Nadia says "It must've cost you a fortune!" Yeah, if it were true it would have been you forking out the cash for it duh. They are in bed and our dopey filmaker is shooting it in the dark. Nadia is sick and she proceeds to cough without covering her mouth much.

Off on the road now. Mark claims to have seen Jimmy Nail on a scooter. Where are they off to? BROADSTAIRS! I have to look it up, because I am not that familar with that part of the country. It says on the intertoobz that it is "the quintessential English seaside town." Charles Dickens spent a lot of time there. Hiding from the wife and kids? Oh, he wrote "David Copperfield" here. It's got big old white cliffs, art galleries and a retro Italian ice cream parlour. Mark asks if there are broad stairs there. "Dina always says it's lovely." Nadia tells us they are giving the kids time to clean up, as they have had their friends there for 2 days. This leads into Nadia telling that "We are very much of the school of parents we will give you 2 hours notice of when we are getting back. I don't understand this idear of this catching them out, because I want them to run around like maniacs and make it all lovely." It will probably be cleaner than how you left if, if Kiki is in charge. Oooh they found a parking space, "swing it in babe, swing it in." Even though she is sick, Nadia always thinks with her stomach. She wants some brekkie.

Big panoramic sweep as Nadia says Broadstairs is much nicer than Margate. Oh shut up woman! It just has a different vibe. It's not like you got smacked in the face by a crackhead in Margate. Mention of a Victorian tidal pool. Nadia says it is funny how the Victorians were into swimming, when they wouldn't take their clothes off. She really doesn't have a clue does she? I forget who mentioned it in a previous thread, but yes they had porn in the Victorian era, erotica literature and even sex toys. STIs were rampant and hello lady, NO BIRTH CONTROL PILL! Mark says they had things like a Prince Albert so they were a bit weird. Bloody know-nothings. Mark shows off his skills, by shooting backandforthbackandforthbackandforth. They are down by the beach and Nadia says again for the ones who missed "It's much prettier than Margate." Mark bitches about how out of breath he is walking the beach. Nadia is standing by the painted huts. Picture montage of these two dipshits.

A cup of coffee and Mark claims he has only had 2 espressos all weekend. Nadia says he is delusional. Mark asks her about the coffee. She says "nice, but you really can't taste the coffee, too much milk." It's a cappucino woman. She puts more sugar in. Maddie texts asking when they are coming home. Mark is busying himself by getting a shot of his coffee and him drinking it, because that is important to see. Give me strength, he is giving us a report on his coffee that has a "kickback, a fruity kickback that down the tongue, back up, lassoes your tonsils, yanks them really tight and pulls it down the throat. It's really nice." Pretentious twat. "I'm getting sort of pepper flavours." So this cafe, right, well it has a board that says no adjustments. They did manage to get some peanut butter and marmite for her sourdough toast. Why is sourdough all the rage? I don't get it. Everyone is eating it and making it in mason jars. There is a very special baker's and they have to go there apparently. The reception for the cell phones is poor behind the beach huts. "I can't remember a time I had a piece of toast this good." Nadia extolls the virtues of this piece of toast. She is now having what looks like a cinnamon roll, one that is on the healthy side without all the icing and sugar. She says it's not gooey enough. Chats about the roll and Mark zooms in on her cleavage and says "I'll be clearing that up later." LIAR! The cafe is called the Funicular Coffee House if you are wondering. Mark asks Nadia if she knows what a Funicular is. He tells us how it is a train system that goes down cliffs. "Can I show you my finicular?" FFS!!

Wyatt & Jones is an establishment recommended by Dina, as Nads tells us. Off to look at another menu where they have various seafood dishes, because it is the seaside. Just then the woman in the restaurant sticks her neck out and says "I saw you started following us!" Cut in filming and back to tell us that the woman says they have no bloody power. Anyway, they have cod cheeks, squid ink sauce, they have vegan options as well. What is this plaice called? (get it? plaice? ) Nadia goes on how they were going to buy a load of stuff from there, "but there is no power, classic." No what is classic, is you never telling us what the names are of these PLAICES you go to! "I just love a little seaside shop" Mark says I DON'T! Yeah, no one cares what you think. Mark is more interested on the Dickensian connection and well call me pedantic or annoying, but wouldn't you do some research before going somewhere? This was planned. Mark tells us what is notable about Broadstairs is the zero mobile reception. If the power has gone off in places, it might affect cellphones cuz they have these towers that are powered by ELECTRICITY, not wee dinosaurs in a hamster wheel. "FUCK ME, the coffee has just kicked in..." Nadia says the cinnamon swirl has just kicked in for her. "Oh my God, I am so fired up I could jump around and smash..." We don't know what Mark would smash as they have gone the wrong way.

They find Bleak House and Nadia says it's bleak. They find a plaque that says Charles Dickens lived there and Nadia mentions that Dickens was at the back of their garden. "What is it about us and Dickens?" asks Mark. Umm...ahh...err...you are all homo sapiens? That's about all you have in common with Dickens. A walk around the place, the fishmen's cottages, it's really cute around there. There is a wee ciinema, The Palace Cinema, "so cute". Nadia says it only holds 40 people. Nadia wants to go home now. Nadia bitches about the power cut, so no more munching for her. Mark gets all sentimental over a Victorian post box. Mark tells Nadia she has marmite down her front. "How embarassing" she says. I think she has done more embarassing things than marmite down her top. In the car, Nadia says she feels ill. Mark makes his Clangers/Moomin error. "Imagine the drugs taken in that house." STFU MARKKKK!! Driving through Sandwich where their friend Miranda is from. She has a little baby, so they wouldn't just show up. "There's some boats." Sandwich medieval centre and Nads is in the car, whilst Mark stretches his legs and says it is like Strafford. Back to the car and Nadia says they will be home in a couple of hours. Mark says they have been invited in and Nadia says she doesn't want to be invited anywhere. "No I cawn't go in, I cawn't talk to anyone, I feel ill." What an annoying prick. Too bad she doesn't drive, because she would be within her right to leave him there. "Well enjoy yourself, because I'm not coming. I'm not medievally weaving." He carries on this ruse and she says "Just put your foot down and drive as fast as you can, he will never see you again and he will get over it." This woman isn't for weaving!

Homeward bound and Nadia just wants home, no cabbage picking, no farm shop. She is ill, but Nads fancies some fish n' chips. Photo montage and that is that.

 

[diamondtext]

Holidays almost in double figures, yet he was obnoxious about someone filling a kiddies paddling pool in a park whilst the heatwave was taking place
Even though he had a pool in Greece and has a manky hot tub/ pool at home
Beggars belief, doesn’t care about anyone but himself.
Will the “family guests” be getting a rebate on their payments for all the no shows on the channel?

I suppose where else would you get a channel that goes into politics in minute detail, whilst also giving love island, MAFS and the Kardashian’s their undivided attention.
It’s a cornucopia of mind numbing info.
if I were nitty I’d be asking for my p45 along with my buss pass and take early retirement from the complete shitshow it’s aging her no end
Another thing,how can she honestly promote skin care products after blagging a free £250 profilho treatment, surely that’s false advertising?

 

[tomtomclub]

"thank you for giving us the good life we have now " ..is she for real ? he is a lazy cunt who does next to nothing , he allows his second youngest to parade herself online like a cheap slut, he has no social skills, he doesn't go out for grown up meals with other couples with you ..I could go on and on but I won't lol
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And he has no job every penny comes from Nadia and YT.. NOT MARK

how many times does he have to say this over and over
for gods sake just accept your sobriety & move on, most people who have become sober dont go on an on and be all morbid they usually say its the best thing they ever did and are much happier
I dont think he seems to realise that many people his age dont drink anymore, a lot of people I know dont drink because they just dont want to
its quite normal these days, but oh n not for morbid manky

 

[Gloria Rostron]

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[missmickey]

She used to call his other daughters her step daughters and talk about them often. Now she never mentions them but nor does he and he is their actual father! I heard her say the other day "Maddie, our eldest" . I thought she may be your eldest but she is not Manky's eldest! Manky's nuggets have fathered FOUR children, not two.

Gloria Rostron Mark Adderley's 2nd daughter has always been distant from his 3rd family. However, the other one used to feature regularly on their YouTube channel in the early days. There has definitely been a major falling out - remember Mark Adderley's big fat sulk on Fathers' Day?

I find all this particularly strange when Mark Adderley's actual eldest has been studying in South London for at least a year now.

where on earth does he get those dreadful cargo shorts from, they are awful but so is he is

Same place as his graphics package - the early 90s.

 

[bitterntwisted]

Okay, it's September 20th and I have some time to possibly entertain you with whatever kind of nonsense these two spew. The title today is "Highlights of Queen's Funeral, Singing BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY & Should We Support Ukraine."

Nadia is wafting some essential oil under Mark's nose. It has some frankincense and is supposed to calm one's self. They launch into the images from the Queen's funeral. I don't know about the rest of you, but I am worn out. I have a high regard for Elizabeth II, but I didn't expect it to hit me in such a big way. Nadia asks Mark if he has grandchildren, what is he going to say to them about it. I'm girdling my loins for Mr. Verbose's response. Just when I was expecting something that resembles elocquent, he says he can't hone in on one specific thing. Whomp, whomp. What? The lying in state? The children/grandchildren doing their vigils? Wee George and Charlotte? Her pony Emma and the corgis? The flowers? I loved the Mounties at the head of the procession back to BP. The beautiful service with the creepy Bach music? The crowds? The military bands? The lone piper? The wand being broken? Major Johnny? Welby shading Hazno and the wife. THE CANDLE BLOCKING MEGHAN'S FACE? He mentions history happening in front of your eyes, so that is something, I guess. Oh here we go. "I don't get this national pride thing. I think with nationalism there is something suspicious." It was her Majesty's funeral, not a National Front rally. "And yet I felt pride about something. I dunno, I felt a sense of I dunno." Do you know anything? Nadia says it was breathtaking, mentions the piper and that jogs or in Mark's words has "broken his memory" and mentions the departing piper. Nadia says she didn't know that was meant to be. You wot? "So part of the music is to walk away, so it fades." Nadia goes on about the pallbearers and it being so beautiful. Someone in chat mentions the crown, orb and septre being removed. Someone else mentioned it as a funeral for the country and of course, Mark knows exactly what they mean.

Nadia mentions their trip to Hyde Park to get a spot and in true Sadderley fashion, that turned out to be a joke, just like their broadcasts. "I was just so touched by the care that was given to the body, the body in there." Not like in Iran when they jostled the Ayatollah Khomeini"s coffin and his body fell out! Yeah, I'm going to hell. Back to Nadia and her one woman crusade against evil, crime ridden London. She states she never feels safe there, always vigilant, but she had the strange feeling of being safe. Yes, that happens when you have cops surrounding the joint and sharp shooters ready to take someone's head off. "When we do things properly, we really do it with such perfection. I'm not a nationalist in anyway, but I felt a real sense of pride and being looked after almost..." Patriotic. Your feel patriotic and that is not a bad thing. She goes on about feeling sad for the people whose family have died during COVID and she isn't resentful, just "poignant thoughts." Apparently Mark has been grieving his nan again and she other people she has lost. "It's been a kind of cleansing, cathartic thing." MeTube said the magic was lost when they realized the orb, septre and crown were fastened. Nadia is besotted with Princess Charlotte. Nadia mentions Sophie Wessex getting all verklempt when the coffin went down and said she was very close to Philip. She was close to the Queen you dipstick! Mark mentions the hymns and the get this, the tunes, that didn't have any resonance to him. Because you are a basic heathen, ill-mannered guttersnipe? He did like Welby's speech. Sermon. Mention of Sandra Oh as a member of the Canadian delegation. Whoop dee doo dah, she hasn't lived in Canada for decades. "'Those who cling to power and priveleges will soon be forgotten.'" Oh the shade of it all. Manks thinks it was dig at Boris. A dig at the Harkles more like. He thinks it's a nudge at people in power, like those at the funeral, and they need to rethink how they conduct themselve. Yeah, yeah, it was directed at the Harkles. Just so you know, Mark isn't a royalist, but during the pandemic she showed sensitivity and compassion "way beyond anyone in government at the time... it was a surprise for me."

Lucy felt sorry for Harry. Give your head a shake. You make your bed, you lie in it. Nadia does as well saying he must have felt something being surrounded by all those men and women in uniforms and how he had to give up the military, which I don't think is true. He was getting on the other side of 30 and felt he had to move on. She goes on to say how he is missing out on the bigger family unit. Oh dear, there is a sugar in the chat. Mentions something about the media being down on those two. Mark says regardless of what you think of Meghan, she was put in the position yesterday that if she cried/not cried she would have been hammered. "She was in a literal no-win no-win situation." Word salad for one please! She created that mess. She squeezed out one solitary tear. Nadia checked out Talk TV and "and my God Piers Morgan is not well." Mark says he has a proper problem with her. Well, wouldn't you if she/her minions had a chat with your bosses about what you say on about her on TV? Piers is a dick, but still. Nadia does say she disagrees with them talking about the family, "nobody should do that." Even if it concerns not so smart underage postings on social media? She goes on to say the hate for the wife has to stop, they aren't part of our lives. True, but you can't get past a fortnight without something BS from their camp. Claire says she has been bullied and to Claire I would say, what about her suing left and right, trying to shut down any legit criticism? Bully my arse. Mark says no-win, no-win scenario again. Kill me now! He says it's classic trawling and bullying. FUCK OFF! Em Tee2 said she wanted fame. Faith says she doesn't agree with Nadia, Harry did this. Kimberly says they both have mental health issues. Nadia mentions the R word and blah, blah, blah.

Mark mentions his second favourite thing from the funeral: Emma the horse. Nadia says the Queen "lived an abundant life." Then Mark has to mention something about privilege. Nadia says no, she just filled her life with things she loved. Mark mentions the cloth and whatever the significance of it being put there by King Charles. The regal cloth the colour of the grenadiers. Honestly. Someone mentions the candle. Nadia wonders if it was planned. If it was, good! You don't eff with the family. Our gruesome twosome say they want to go to all fo these places where the funeral took place, so you will probably see that on the channel sometime in January 2023. Mark mentions there was speculations on if the Queen was actually in the coffin. Whatever. There is a pic of Mark on the Mall, Silver Jubilee, the bearskins, reminds him of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" or "the Nutcracker." Or the chocolate finger soldier in Luxury Comedy for me. Laura suggests Hampton Court to vlog. Mention of Trump dissing Biden's 14th row seat. Biden is being a bitch about Churchill and the Conservatives, not meeting Truss. I swear, if I hear that story about his English hating mother 1 more time! Mark asks if anyone was in the queue. Lisa was there and describes it on the NNSS. Mark wishes he had.

Liz Truss has comitted 2.5 billion pounds to Ukraine, how do you feel about that? He mentions the gas crisis, heating crisis, but then says he isn't suggesting he is comparing it to Ukraine. Nadia says she is getting other world leaders to match her pledge. Nadia says China is watching this to see how it goes. I'm sure they are, shifty little fuckers. Nadia doesn't know why Britain has to be screaming about it and Truss puts the UK in danger. More talk about Putin making money out of the war, blah, blah. Mark has a plan, but I don't give a shit about it. "Can we have Mark for Prime Minister please?" says Nadia. Nadia says Truss is showing off.

Next topic: Justin Trudeau singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Mark goes off to get the mail. "I love Trudeau for this, he is my Disney prince anyway..." Nadia forgives any type of behaviour around a funeral, unless you are a public figure. Nadia asks if he is president or prime minister. Mark figures Justin likes a good time. Nadia hates judgement around grief, but thinks Justin was ill-advised. My opinion? I don't care. Seriously, there are more important things that I can take Justin Trudeau to task for like renegging his promise to end first past the post elections for starters, but singing? What a nothing burger. Marcon caught heat for him and the missus wearing runners to view the Queen. Meh. Oh no, Mark has a poll going on this subject. MAFS review tonight. 81% of the chat say it doesn't matter.

How many ants are there on the planet? Nadia says 100 billion. There are 20 quadrillion ants on the planet. Nadia asks how many billions are in a trillion. Hillary wants to know who counted them. LIVE REVIEW OF MAFS AND NADIA CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A GOSSIP ABOUT IT. Laters!

 

[Telly Fanatic]

I think he uses it as some kind of disability as a excuse to not work

 

[HereForAScroll]

Mark, maybe if you got yourself a job and had a purpose, you’d stop craving attention all the time.
You give the impression you’re wallowing in self pity, but that’s just bollocks. There’s nothing wrong with you other than boredom.
Get a life, get a job, get a purpose. Get some damn self respect🥱

 

[CarrieAnne]

Funny how she said on loose women today that her girls tell her about their friends who are all vaping but doesn't mention the fact that her own daughter(s) are smoking weed and also how she can't look at anybody kissing. According to a Tattler post the other day nitty was seeing far worse when she was out socialising with Steve McFadden.

 

[coronaville]

Within the first 5 mins of Coffee Morning Manky has admitted he had a wank this morning. He’s gross

 

[Muchado]

I honestly believe Manky has now got an addiction to the attention he gets when he rolls out the doom and gloom , the poor me act. He has had his holidays with Nadia by his side everyday but they are home and she if off doing her own thing so here we go with the mental health trauma, the manipulation and control.... cue a small breakdown whereby Manky has to take time out from editing, and at the same time Nadia is reminded about the threat of suicide! How can the great wise Nadia not see what he is doing? this woman gives advice on every subject known to man yet she just refuses to look at the mess her home life is in .

 

[Black Cat 13]

Who does she think she is asking people to watch the next episode of The Marriage and then listen to them review it, I watched it all on iplayer the day of the 1st episode, along with 1000s of others, who wants their fuckin opinion!