“Hello!”
So I received my copy of the magazine in the post today.
Observations-
She laughs and says:
“it’s absolutely hysterical.”
How they met, she got pregnant and married in ten months.
(Bloody hilarious this playing at being responsible adults, alright.)
“
We have arguments about who loves each other most.”
(Same arguments now just different reasons.)
She said she’d like to be buried in a coffin the shape of a vodka bottle.
(Caa as n be arranged.
)
She had been advised to lay off the booze and 20 cigarettes a day during her pregnancy but still
swigged some of Mank’s lager and a puff off his Marlboro Light!
Classic Nitty lowers the tone on the one day she should at least rein in her chavvy geezer bird lack of decorum..,
“I’m married, I’m up the duff and I miss getting pisssd.”
She says-
“I must be the only woman to ever to get pregnant and lose weight.”
She blames the alcohol, saying
“It’s fattening.”
(No you’re not Nitty,
Lots of women do.)
The article mentions her previous marriage to Justin Middlewater and how he took his own life six weeks after she left him -(Christmas Day 1997)
(I’ve read elsewhere that she left him for Marc Bannerman who was her costar in Eastenders at the time.)
It then goes on to say her relationship with Bannerman ended the Summer prior to her marrying Manky.
So... Summer 2001
In this article she said they met, got pregnant and married within 10 months
(another article elsewhere says it was five months but more on that later...)
So....
She split with Bannerman and got married pretty quickly to Mank.
Within 3 or 4 months?
Rebound?
Much?
The article says she and Mank worked together on ‘Perfect Partners’ and they met for dinner as they fancied each other.
They met again for dinner the next week and kissed.
Well excuse me!!!!
but we’ve heard different since then as she’s made it known that they had sex on their first date which she’s since said was a party? No?
The article says they were married in Dulwich College on
2ND JUNE 2002.
Her wedding dress she says “Cost thousands (doesn’t look like it) but the
shoes were £19.99 from Bhs.”
She made up her vows on the spot, (
romantic) saying,
“You’re going to be a wonderful father to this,” pointing to her tummy and shouting to everyone,
“It’s true! It’s true!”
(
Cringe)
All 50 guests were given rose tinted glasses to wear as the couple filed out after signing the register.
Nowadays we’ve all been dazzled to the point of being utterly blinded by their shenanigans, lies and debauchery.)
The article says Julia was there with boyfriend Alan Davies and Men behaving badly star Neil Morrissey.
There’s a photo of Alan and Julia in the marquee in which the reception was held in Betty & Teddy’s garden.
Also Carol McGiffin’s face captured in amongst the mourners
Julia lived there at the time.
The article says Nadia had her house, then Betty & Teddy lived next door and Julia lived next door to that again.
I’m assuming the part where Julia lived is now where Dina lives.)
They had a six day honeymoon in Italy, flew hone for the first baby scan then flew out for a week to Marbella.
HERE’S THE BEST BIT TATTLERS!
She said-
“Everyone assumes the baby was an accident. But it was planned.
The first month we tried, it happened- which was amazing because I thought it would take ages.”
Elsewhere, as in the article linked below, it says they suffered heartbreak early in their relationship when her first pregnancy with Mark ended in a miscarriage.
The Loose Women panelist and her husband Mark Adderley opened up about their miscarriage heartache in their podcast, How To Stay Married, and Nadia admitted she feared she was being punished.
www.google.co.uk
She goes on to say that because she hadn’t been to a GP in 15 years that she’s
trying to look after herself during the pregnancy by eating properly and cutting out on junk food.
(So much for the lager, fag and whole cheesecake she scoffed all by herself at the reception then.)
She mentions that her boobs have got bigger and that she hasn’t changed bra sizes up until then but she’s
“letting it all hang out.”
(The hussy.)
It says in the magazine that there’s an obvious chemistry between them where they finish each other’s sentences....
Nope!
That’s not chemistry you poor deluded fool.
That’ll be the early warning sign/alarm bells that you’ll both talk over each other and not let the other one speak from this day forward till death do you part.
She says the small bouquet of sweet peas took the florist ‘all night’ to make.
(
Idiot. I could knock that up in half an hour.)
...
and she only had sweet peas as they were the only flowers she knew by name!
(What a numpty.)
It says in the article that on the day they met
(I’m assuming for the work on ‘Perfect Partners,’) each had been bad-mouthing the other after a mix up of what tine Nitty would be starting work.
(Again, the sign of things to come warning of -
a) how shoddy and uncaring they both are with regard to professionalism and-
b) how they both have loose lips and are renowned now for bad-mouthing anyone about anything at anytime.
More text about her marriage to Justin Middkewater and how his sister called ‘Nitty callous and stupid in the aftermath of his su.icide.
She goes on to say that their time apart whilst Mank works in Bristol and she continues with other commitments until the child (Moodie) is born, is “What causes most of their rows!”
Why would anyone be getting married to someone who they hardly know when the have rows all the time?
The rows were over trust issues methinks. She knew he was a big drinker and a player/sex addict and he was away working in Bristol a lot back then.
He obviously knew she was a ‘Loose Woman’ (in more ways than one,) as she drank a lot and slept with him first night.
Jealousy all around the shop!
Tension is mentioned with regard to her snoring and him hogging the duvet.
OK,OK, it’s a bit to late to be hinting at the fact they sleep together when she’s clearly “Up the Duff.”
(Her words.)
It ends with Mank saying with a wink that he and she were off.
Him for a well earned beer and her for a non-alcoholic beverage!
(Aye, right. She’d already swigged his beer earlier.)
She shrieks-
“You know, I haven’t been pissed for three and a half months!”
(Was that the night you slept with him and ended up pregnant?)
Finito
Hi everyone, I've been reading on here for a long time now but never commented. I just had to mention regarding their surprise wedding reception, that in GFH a year or so ago, while clearing the raised patio area towards the back of the garden, where they decided to grow the veg, one of them said that Teddy had had it built for their wedding reception and that's where they had stood on that day. Unless I'm mistaken??
Hi
@Jumpingjack.
Nice to see a new member.