Mumsnet #72 Tiny chicken for Christmas dinner? I'll kill you!

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Next time one of my friends tells me they're feeling depressed, I'm going to say 'listen hun, u deserve to be here weird or not'
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Spoiler: Really feeling validated here

<slashes wrists>

 

[Salmonshirt]

Next time someone at work asks me a stupid question they could’ve have found the answer to themselves I’m replying ‘please google the tit out of self’

 

[ChampagneBox]

Sounds very fattening. Hope you only had an egg cup full

I feel like this can also apply to jizz

 

[ChampagneBox]

Spoiler: Really feeling validated here

<slashes wrists>

‘duck ur hair and ur crooked teeth too’ has me screaming

imagine if OP didn’t even say they had crooked teeth and this persons just going off on one thinking they’re REALLY weird

 

[ChampagneBox]

Next time someone at work asks me a stupid question they could’ve have found the answer to themselves I’m replying ‘please google the tit out of self’

‘Only you know this’
Popsy thread…IYKYK

 

[bread-pitt]

I’ve had more viewers watching me eat a Greggs on a bus.

you deserve to be here, weird or not.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

New thread - https://tattle.life/threads/mumsnet...d-the-way-youve-taken-this-thread-down.51407/