Love you tattlers but are we really going to have 8 weeks of dissecting one post about her kitchen, how they can afford it and what our own ones look like or cost? 8 weeks is a long time to chat about tiles, taps and twiddly bits.
This is right up there for giving the pair of cocunts a big chufty. Same as the 'I'm blocked, didn't do anything' comments. They're not that clever but they must relish every one of those.
Don't get me wrong we care but we don't care. The silly bitch has to have a private account because she's been a right ignorant asshole. Every one of her partnerships ends up in embarrassment for her whether it's sausages or biscuits. She's posted she's getting a kitchen in 2 months time and is probably more excited her thread is up and running again rather than the kitchen she's that warped.
Let her have her kitchen, some things we'll find out, some not and a lot of it doesn't concern us anyway unless she's swicking, lying or cheating her way to get it. She can sit at the kitchen island with a jumper wrapped round her knuckles sipping a hot cup of tea but she'll never be happy. Not even the freedom of MrsM gave her that, far from it. I'm loving the idea of the work getting done in Meltdown Tower in a couple of months because if she cocks this up the house will still be in a shit state by Christmas.