Mrs Hinch #685 - When in doubt, wheel the autism content out 
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Continuing with her scintillating cleanuary content, Mrs Hinch cleaned the Audi that they definitely never bought!
Shared a BTS video of her sitting on her kitchen floor staring into her under sink cupboard and inhaling quavers. She ‘tended she found it on her phone but, presumably, she must have known it was there since she set up the camera and pressed record?!
Nice little video of the boys playing with cardboard cups and eating biscuits off the floor whilst she sat on her arse, before being dragged outside to show how being outdoors is their favourite thing/to show off the new play house! *delete as applicable
Showed the most boring fridge clean ever, which seems to have been done to showcase her new B&M plastic fridge organisers. Her John Lewis ones must be at the tip!
Showed a picture of the boys in prison issue tracksuits then filtered herself for a roller rant about how naughty they are, bickering all the time and reducing her to tears. Maybe try parenting them for a change, instead of palming them off on others!
Then posted a story showing Audrey at the salon enjoying a hair wash and massage and saying what a beautiful boy he is. You’re not supposed to have favourite children, Sopha. Especially when the favourite is the dog!
Inch took Audrey for his weekly walk to the “field” again. I think this is possibly the new ‘two man team’!
Day off.
Desenio #ad where Dogpie got Daddy to hang some filtered pictures for her. We know they’re filtered because Hinch has a chin and Inch’s neck rolls have gone awol again. Sophie hung the pictures in her movie room…a room that is presumably supposed to be dark the majority of the time like a cinema. Sounds like the best place for them!
Cleaned her windows for ‘cleanuary’ (but only in the tangeriny, because the other windows don’t matter and she ain’t a cleanah!), exploited the boys, posted an autism quote (from herself!)…the only times she’s properly cited something!
Another day off!
Sopha cleaned out her Tupperware cupboard (which had more packets of crisps than Tupperware in it, if I’m honest guyshhhh) to complete her ‘cleanuary’ challenge. I’m feeling excited for the February challenge, which will probably include such interesting things like taking the fluff out of the tumble drier filter, putting recycling in the correct bin and opening the curtains!
Friday was Motorbike Disease Awareness Day, so Sophie took the opportunity to post picture of her sick child at his most vulnerable. She explained how Ron’s diagnosis affected her (made her legs fall off or something, and tit in a blanket!) before trying to flog some wax melts and burners that she was probably getting a cut from!
After such a busy day, Dogpie fought her anxiety to have a night out with her “tend fwends”…not that she posted about that. She left that for make-up friend to reveal in a VERY filtered pic!
Shopie takes a weekend off because she’s so exhausted from completing her ‘cleanuary’ challenge so can’t possibly post that JimBobNoJob is playing in another celebrity charity football match (I’m using the term celebrity very, very loosely!)
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Our lovely new newbies should take a look at thread 500...prepare for your eyes to be well and truly opened!
- new thread title courtesy of @BBC1HD …clevah girl!!! . Thread suggestions taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.Continuing with her scintillating cleanuary content, Mrs Hinch cleaned the Audi that they definitely never bought!
Shared a BTS video of her sitting on her kitchen floor staring into her under sink cupboard and inhaling quavers. She ‘tended she found it on her phone but, presumably, she must have known it was there since she set up the camera and pressed record?!
Nice little video of the boys playing with cardboard cups and eating biscuits off the floor whilst she sat on her arse, before being dragged outside to show how being outdoors is their favourite thing/to show off the new play house! *delete as applicable
Showed the most boring fridge clean ever, which seems to have been done to showcase her new B&M plastic fridge organisers. Her John Lewis ones must be at the tip!
Showed a picture of the boys in prison issue tracksuits then filtered herself for a roller rant about how naughty they are, bickering all the time and reducing her to tears. Maybe try parenting them for a change, instead of palming them off on others!
Then posted a story showing Audrey at the salon enjoying a hair wash and massage and saying what a beautiful boy he is. You’re not supposed to have favourite children, Sopha. Especially when the favourite is the dog!
Inch took Audrey for his weekly walk to the “field” again. I think this is possibly the new ‘two man team’!
Day off.
Desenio #ad where Dogpie got Daddy to hang some filtered pictures for her. We know they’re filtered because Hinch has a chin and Inch’s neck rolls have gone awol again. Sophie hung the pictures in her movie room…a room that is presumably supposed to be dark the majority of the time like a cinema. Sounds like the best place for them!
Cleaned her windows for ‘cleanuary’ (but only in the tangeriny, because the other windows don’t matter and she ain’t a cleanah!), exploited the boys, posted an autism quote (from herself!)…the only times she’s properly cited something!
Another day off!
Sopha cleaned out her Tupperware cupboard (which had more packets of crisps than Tupperware in it, if I’m honest guyshhhh) to complete her ‘cleanuary’ challenge. I’m feeling excited for the February challenge, which will probably include such interesting things like taking the fluff out of the tumble drier filter, putting recycling in the correct bin and opening the curtains!
Friday was Motorbike Disease Awareness Day, so Sophie took the opportunity to post picture of her sick child at his most vulnerable. She explained how Ron’s diagnosis affected her (made her legs fall off or something, and tit in a blanket!) before trying to flog some wax melts and burners that she was probably getting a cut from!
After such a busy day, Dogpie fought her anxiety to have a night out with her “tend fwends”…not that she posted about that. She left that for make-up friend to reveal in a VERY filtered pic!
Shopie takes a weekend off because she’s so exhausted from completing her ‘cleanuary’ challenge so can’t possibly post that JimBobNoJob is playing in another celebrity charity football match (I’m using the term celebrity very, very loosely!)
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Our lovely new newbies should take a look at thread 500...prepare for your eyes to be well and truly opened!
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Looking at hers, I would say she's easily the same size as me. 
faank you for the new thread schhhweet'aart.