Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

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Guysh. I have a confession to make.

I don't know what time of day it is until Hinch comes on to wish me a good one.

Is it morning right now? I'm so lost!
And if anyone could let me know what day of the week it is, as she hasn't wished us a happy one of those for a while either and I've lost count of the days!
Silly, nusty troll - it's Sunday. The boys are painting outside.

No, hang on......that was yesterday 🤔


Oh yeah, it's Monday and her content maker has gone to school. Pre records it is then 🙄
 
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That panelling is an absolute eyesore. It makes 0 sense and looks awful. What is its purpose? Was she trying to go for a Tudor beams look to make it look like it has a bit of character like Pickle Cottage? Perhaps she’s going to paint them black 😅 I don’t know why she’s put it on there at all 🤯😳 is this a thing?? It’s up there with the worst things she’s done to the crem.
The outdoor panelling is a thing on Pinterest, and is featured on many new build luxury homes in the U.S. as is the boothf seating and the hot water tap behind the hob. However, unlike the stinkin mess that is Not A Farm via Rat Race Rd, these homes actually look good. 😂
 
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I do laugh when she types "how was your weekend" as if she gives a duck or is going to read how everyones weekend went..........can imagine the moron sheep typing a story back to her. She might screen print a few and tell them how much it fills her heart :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: .
 
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Why does she have them painting in pictures instead of creating their own art🙄 she really has no idea. Would be a perfect idea to put their drawings up around the house, but there again that would then give the impression children actually live there.
That's for tommorow's content silly 🤣
 
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I do laugh when she types "how was your weekend" as if she gives a duck or is going to read how everyones weekend went..........can imagine the moron sheep typing a story back to her. She might screen print a few and tell them how much it fills her heart :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: .
It’s giving
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There’s a pattern here - that house isn’t lucky
the negative energy in the house would have attracted Hinch like a fly to tit. I would say get some sage for your house Hinch if you see this but you might sage yourself out of existence because you are a walking black cloud of negative energy.
 
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Let those kids run into the garden and play, not watching over them like a hawk, trying to be a bleeping art teacher, saying that not even an art teacher would do that. Let them explore with the paints, using their hands, finger painting, anything apart from that knobber controlling them.
makes me so sad! When I worked in a nursery we would get covered in paint having FUN! She bleeds the fun out of everything.
 
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Won't post a photo of herself without a face full of make up AND filters but will post a video of her child in his nappy. duck off Hinch. Stop exploiting your kids privacy for the gram and try getting a job where you actually earn your own money for a change (that goes for you too Jamie!).
 
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Sofa was supposed to launch in autumn right? She has about a month and a half left of autumn stuff before November when it undoubtedly turns to Christmas.

I don't think her home range will be launching this year as promised.

Maybe autumn 2024 huh sofa?
 
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She’s either hovering over them or ignoring them. Just let them play and chill the duck out Woman!! 😖😖
 
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Who gives a duck that her kids did some painting outside on Sunday (allegedly)??

How is that useful, or interesting, or ‘influencing’, or worthy content??

I for one give zero duck.

If anything, it pisses me off that she’s taking a video of it as if it was something out of this world.

Useless bleep.
 
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Did she not think to do some research on the property before she bought it 🙈 the fact it had been up for sale twice in the last 10 years would be a red flag 🚩 everytime I've bought a property I do a news and archive search on the street before making an offer.

You'd think since she was a public figure she would be smart enough to not be attached to not one but two bad ethics and juju cases over a house. Out of all the cuntry manors in England and she picked the one that's been cursed for the last two owners and plastered all over the papers. Just shows she rushed in.
 
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Did she not think to do some research on the property before she bought it 🙈 the fact it had been up for sale twice in the last 10 years would be a red flag 🚩 everytime I've bought a property I do a news and archive search on the street before making an offer.

You'd think since she was a public figure she would be smart enough to not be attached to not one but two bad ethics and juju cases over a house. Out of all the cuntry manors in England and she picked the one that's been cursed for the last two owners and plastered all over the papers. Just shows she rushed in.
Nusty troll, she wanted the house since she was a little girl driving past it with Mad Ma 🥺🤣
 
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I don't know how but she manages to get more boring than the month before.

The bar is set so low for her and still she can't reach it.

Monday morning, fresh start to the week - what does she post? The Mcboring Twins painting. Why not just post that yesterday?

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Did she not think to do some research on the property before she bought it 🙈 the fact it had been up for sale twice in the last 10 years would be a red flag 🚩 everytime I've bought a property I do a news and archive search on the street before making an offer.

You'd think since she was a public figure she would be smart enough to not be attached to not one but two bad ethics and juju cases over a house. Out of all the cuntry manors in England and she picked the one that's been cursed for the last two owners and plastered all over the papers. Just shows she rushed in.
She won't care. She's wanted that house ever since she was a foetus apparently and what Sophie wants, Sophie gets. She will have rushed straight in with her grabby hands, offering over the asking price to make sure that no one else got a look in. It could have subsidence or woodworm or damp, she wouldn't bother checking, it's all just "I want it. I want it now!" I reckon that "kindly old gent" saw her coming a mile off and rubbed his hands together.
 
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Was it the biggest/most expensive that she could find in her area after SSS bought Pickle Cottage?
 
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