Nothing more guaranteed to give the other Prep school mums a laugh than this sort of contrived rit. Tarquin will be having an apple or a slice of home made cake that Granny made. Not a squeezed out whatever it was into a brand new unboxed Amazon mould.
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She looks ridiculous. Iconic have blatantly given her a script to explain the products.
Ahh yes… Hinch “floofy” bedding (WTF!?) during a heatwave…just what you need. Sophie super sales person right there, reading the room as ever. She is only doing this now trying to detract from SS range - we know this of course and she has no Tessshco budget to advertise for her now so she’s using months old reels from the sheep. This downfall is getting desperate isn’t it?
Her voice is so grating and when she taps everything with her nail.
duck off.
Which would I pick?
Neither as they both smell of sweet FA.
duck off.
Which would I pick?
Neither as they both smell of sweet FA.
Neither cos they’ve both got her name on. Take note manufactures/brand partners - there’s a growing band of us who will either pick a different brand or go without if her name is on it!!
Guys I’m on morphine for the weekend because I’m in serious pain I’ve not slept properly in a week. Remember when she “broke” her toe and said she had ORAMORPH guyssss 
apologies in advance for any nonsense I might say this weekend
P.s Soph you look like a deranged Oompa Loompa in that make up video. Right where you’re meant to be eh? Paahaha
apologies in advance for any nonsense I might say this weekend P.s Soph you look like a deranged Oompa Loompa in that make up video. Right where you’re meant to be eh? Paahaha
duck me she’s scraping the barrel today lads 
A bleeping poll to pick which fabrik soffna you prefer? You can’t half tell she doesn’t have a real job!
A bleeping poll to pick which fabrik soffna you prefer? You can’t half tell she doesn’t have a real job!
I wouldn't pick either. The rose one smells of nothing much and the frosted one smells of damp musty towels. But they both reek of sadness and desperation.
In the midst of Trollomon’s popularity at the moment....hinch is so desperate to remind the huns she's STiLL here too with her dusty shrine like cleaning trolley and her crappy named lenor products🥱🥱
They both can't surely keep up this pretence that they are "best friends" now can they
They both can't surely keep up this pretence that they are "best friends" now can they
Hope you feel better soon hunnaaayyy(GET WELL) don’t go off on one insulting peoples dead cats on instagramGuys I’m on morphine for the weekend because I’m in serious pain I’ve not slept properly in a week. Remember when she “broke” her toe and said she had ORAMORPH guyssss
P.s Soph you look like a deranged Oompa Loompa in that make up video. Right where you’re meant to be eh? Paahaha
I’ve said it before I’m sure.
But she don’t half remind me of the riddlers.
But she don’t half remind me of the riddlers.
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Any idea what's in the box next to the cleaning trolley?
I am genuinely embarrassed for her
Someone is trying TOO hard to remind everyone they too can do famous stuff like SSS
It’s all so obvious (and pathetic)
It’s all so obvious (and pathetic)
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And if she really wanted to make those lollies get L involved. Show him the moulds, talk about dinosaurs, ask which is his favourite, allow him to squeeze in HIS choice of whatever is in those pouches, teach him about patience as the lolly freezes, let HIM decorate the lolly and f*cking teach him to say thank you when he's given something.
There you go Soph - plenty of ideas that you can use for better stories. You're welcome.
She's getting desperate. SS has a big launch, loads of lovely comments and tbf her range looks nice. Mrs Jaundice is flicking her bean over fabric conditioner and a few fan photos of pillows. twit.
Just leaving this here she better of saying nothing because she becoming a laughing stock
Fiddle needs to get the tranq out ASAP
Is that a lit candle on the bed?
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