Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[Gln2810]

Ah no that's annoying! Ill have to do something else later then, maybe wank off my taps and toy mushrooms?

Or could find some floofs to pet

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Bloody hell, I’ve just found it. He sounds a delightful chap!

Clevvvahhh gewrl, well done
So, not a kindly gent at all!

 

[JustaLurker102]

hello! This will have been mentioned and i am sorry, i have flicked through but haven't had the time for a proper look. Has Sophie mention SS new asda range at all? liked or commented on any of SS posts? Just being nosey and want the goss.
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The last few lenor ranges have been “liked by” or “touched by” Mrs Hinch or something equally feeble. They aren’t HER collection. I also don’t feel that AD MY COLLECTION tilTed on its side in white font is good enough. Your collection of what? Surely P&G have to be referenced??

I LOVE your profile pic

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Oh did you not know it’s Sofas and no knobs play room.. she ran out of cereal to throw on the kitchen floor.. so she had to make do with the playroom to hide from tantrum from her nanna

No I had no idea I'm new to this thread been a lurker a while and very confused about the names everyone uses

 

[Eyesopened]

Any idea what's in the box next to the cleaning trolley?

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pads for her various #ad shark steamers

 

[Gln2810]

Waiting for the 9/11 post that she does every year before she goes silent again

 

[katesbess]

wouldnt put anything passed her at this point.
come on today "guys i have something i didnt post yesterday as it was MY day, look where i went!"
so itl be all dont take the limelight pretence.
but really so she could edit,cut,filter and have her own day for it,make it about her. and number one to have a good cackle at tattle.
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Imagine being that insecure in your looks you have to do that . These people need to watch the Dove adverts that are on. Very hard hitting

its not insecurity. its just vapid vanity.
its creating a persona.a lie that will sell because nobdy would touch the real her.
she an unlikable bitch and her real face shows that.
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What would really make my day right now would be if Big Freda responded to this

management wont allow this now though. they cant to be seen for two of their own like this. they have to be whiter than white after everything.

 

[Sasha Jordan]

I've been dreadful on Tattle recently, especially because of the heat this week! I salute you all for having the ability to keep the thread going whilst melting in this heat

I'm all for being eco-friendly and sustainable etc etc, but why the fuck is everything in that house made by Alan? Fair enough if it's a couple of things here and there, but c'mon. Where's the harm in taking advantage of end of season sales to get a parasol stand and garden table? If she's got the money for private education, I'm sure she can fork out for normal indoor and outdoor furniture. They don't even bother adding a bit of colour to the handmade stuff.

Can anyone see where I'm coming from, or do I have to blame the heat for this unjustified outburst?

She did buy the outdoor furniture (wooden) she’s got the worst taste ever

 

[Pipyspops15]

How can it be an #ad when this stuff is no longer available in shops? I'm all clearly declaring #ad but considering she didn't add #ad to 90% of her posts with the tesco stuff in AT THE TIME IT WAS ACTUALLY IN A SHOP, why is she declaring it now? Sudden panic that you are way behind SSS? Trying to make yourself seem relevant?

I'm sure the ASA ruling was it was unclear she got royalties from when she advertised the nibble bowls, so she has to label it now regardless. It was said it wasn't in her obligations to advertise it (meaning she didn't get paid for the posts). Is there actually any stock left in any tescos or have they shelved the lot. The cuntry garden pods are all reduced in mine

 

[JW80]

It’s the appearance on this morning when she’s on zoom, right at the start

I feel like I need to see this now

 

[Zofloragirl]

Yes true. But I was judging about her bills. Hadn’t even factored in a mortgage cost.

Thinking rather than judging. What an odd autocorrect

 

[puddleduck]

Bleeding twigs in shot again

 

[springheeledyeti]

I’ve never heard anybody pronounce the word “shut” like this in my life

Don’t think I’ve ever heard ANY of her pronunciations before

The rant at ‘Ssssssscchhhelia’ was a wild one

 

[daddydaycare]

Do we definitely know princess Sophies range is at Next? I really hope not

 

[Stalker**]

There’s some really lovely things aren’t there and with colour, reasonable prices too!

I’ve ordered the dinner set

 

[Kit01]

Why does she have them painting in pictures instead of creating their own art she really has no idea. Would be a perfect idea to put their drawings up around the house, but there again that would then give the impression children actually live there.

That's for tommorow's content silly

 

[Libbylulu]

Are you searching on Google or YT? Its on both.
Visteon factory occupation workers go to boss's house

How many days has Madam had off this past week?

Thanks, found it. I didn’t realise her farm garden was so close the road. It’s quite steep too.

 

[Catlaydee]

The sound of a teeny tiny mannzz playing at Twat Farm on repeat for Sulky Sophie.

Thread suggestion!

 

[Gln2810]

I know she “ain’t even a cleeeeenah” but surely the sheep can see that the ‘late night clean’ last night was just another brag-fest house tour, because at NO point during it did she show herself cleaning?! Nor show the cleaning that she’d done! I have zero interest in watching her shove excessive amounts of cleaner down her bog, but given that’s what made her rich, you’d think she’d actually show it. But of course, as we all know, didn’t really happen.

She wouldn’t of been able to show it even if it did happen cause she probs would of been blubbing into her so zoflo and cloffs

 

[Zofloragirl]

I think this ad was filmed a few weeks ago as her tan looks too fresh since she been back from holiday a while now.

She has some very serious body/image issues and I hope she decides to spend some of her money and time (which she has plenty of both) on counselling

And the long earrings. I reckon it might be the Mel B night.