Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

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we love tv. we have it on.any time. we arent obsessed,hooked or need it. we dont use it because we are cuntfluencers.
we also sometimes had it on for the hell of it (brother im looking at you "having it on in the background for company" haha)
we loved coming down in the morning and watching kids tv
in the evenings. and hell,sometimes all satrudays spent watching tv on and off.
but was never "a thing" nor seen as a thing. it wasnt a tool used by my parents.
we had it on at meals often too. nothing better to neighbours and teatime!
but we were all round the table. the tele didnt stop convos. they didnt turn on because my parents couldnt be assed. and they were of course monitored.
i do remember watching a few videos (yes videos) a little too early but what the hell.
they certainly werent used and shoved in front of our faces like we see here with the boys.
and i never felt my parents chose to put us in front of it instead of them. and of course we went out the house doing stuff other than tend farms.
tv and ipad usage has changed so much.and the narrative around it too. to the point normal usage from parents makes them feel guilty! but thats not the ame as this kind of bleep behaviour that wee see from the likes of grinch.
it used to be a social thing. now its different.
and of course i no some parents use it as an aid. but thats different. and not like mrs bitemythumboffbitchface uses it for.
 
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That last story is concrete that the last nail is in the coffin of her career. Repeating ‘I’ve put my candles on’ about a thousand times, you’re boring Hinch, you’re done. Over. Sign out with the last shred of dignity you may be clutching on to with your grabby claw.
 
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Getting in early with a title suggestion for the last ever thread when it comes. “I’m fankyooo and goodnight”
I started saying I’m fankoo to my husband when he got me a cup of tea and now he says it to me all the time but doesn’t know where it came from 🤣🤣🤣
 
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That last story gave me IKEA vibes - all those little "rooms" you get in IKEA which are never lived in yet she calls that "home". Never have I ever seen anywhere less homely.

And I've just looked to see when I joined - July 2019 was my first comment. My son of all people told me about Hinch and I found you lot a couple of weeks later ... although I did drop off the radar for a while and came back to find she'd moved house and got something called Floofs.

Now I'm here for her downfall. She was bad back in 2019 - now she's just an influencer short of a collab. If she was a pet we'd have had her put down by now.
 
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I started saying I’m fankoo to my husband when he got me a cup of tea and now he says it to me all the time but doesn’t know where it came from 🤣🤣🤣
That’s hilarious.
Pretty sure Mr Dexy would divorce me instantly. 🤣
 
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So her elderly nan has come to stay with them and she spends the evening cleaning. SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY!!
 
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What an obnoxious show of she is. ‘I’ve had a mad cleaning hour’ in other words, let me show off my big fancy house you silly sheep could never afford but don’t forget I’m sooo normal and relatable toooo🙄🙄

I also highly doubt in a house that big she doesn’t have a cleaner who probably does most of the cleaning work.
 
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Anyone notice how she says ‘I’ve got a lot on my mind … had one of those weeks’
 
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I know she's probably got all the lights on for the weird candle and cleaning tour, but I was about to start scratching and slapping at my own face seeing those doors wide open in the tangeriney and living room. Must be mosquito, moth and bug city with the place lit up like a Christmas tree and open to the elements.

Also i bleeping cackled like a nusty troll when she went outside and all you could here was traffic flying by 😂 and the garden seating is still tit and weird.

The hostile architecture makes sure your nan doesn't stay too long eh Sofe?
 
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folding laundry and blankets and sticking abit of pine down your toilet isn't really cleaning though is it??
 
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The latest story is NOT a mad cleaning hour,it’s just her being braggy,thirsty and a complete show off. Why say you’ve done a hours cleaning and not show any cleaning,when you’re a cleaning page.twit
 
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Tophie: I just LARVE cleaning YANNO I LARVVE IT LARVE it

Also does anyone else have their fabreeze bottles displayed pride of place in their tangerine-y? Nope, didn't think so.

She also can't bear being anywhere near Jaymay when the footie is on.
She seemed to be standing in the way of the TV.
 
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