Mrs Hinch #619 Live TV exposure really did expose her

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #619 Live TV exposure really did expose her

Thanks to @Hun_tea22 for our excellent new title.
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Since our last thread she's had a fancy night away conceiving baby number three. She's not ready for the next one but everyone keeps asking her about it and she's not got an original thought in her head so she may as well take their lead.

She had a lovely chat with the kind and humble Chris Evans about her acre(age), tit and cleaning hacks. All of which involved the pink stuff. Tell me you're not a fakking cleanahhh without telling me.

Then it was back home with a montage of 30 seconds of animals (and tit) and 5 seconds of her children. Just come out and say you love the animals more than your kids.


That's all folks. She's on Rylan on BBC Radio 2 this afternoon. Hopefully I won't be making a new thread by tea time

 

[9Pine]

I’m LOVING all these non-filtered photos of her in the wild. She’s made such a big deal about her book launch, there is no avoiding them. I agree, she’s quite ‘normal’ looking compared to her Disney Princess alter ego but she has a mean look to her and I’d easily put her at mid-forties!

 

[boundandgagged]

I bet she thinks she's the dogs bollocks right now but she's made herself look utterly stupid by rushing back home and filtering the duck out of herself and even the animals

 

[RubyTuesday39]

It’s not just the fact that everyone has seen what she actually looks like without the filters it was her permanently smug expression whilst having her make up and hair done. Poor little nervous, anxiety ridden Soph, I think not. I can only assume all the sheep wear Sophie-Rose tinted specs

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

#hinchfaces

Handwriting: "fan" vs Hunch

Spot the difference: how many differences can Tattle find?

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

She must be part time this week

 

[anniemouse]

Marking my place.

I want to slap myself, I’m sitting here being creative and I was just so proud of how something was looking I just did a thumbs up to myself. I feel so dirty.

 

[boundandgagged]

Marking my place.

I want to slap myself, I’m sitting here being creative and I was just so proud of how something was looking I just did a thumbs up to myself. I feel so dirty.

Sort yourself out!!!

 

[Pergola]

She must be part time this week

I could be wrong but I think she is trying to drop her current account as a cleaner/homemaker and go down the author/children's animals/farm route?
I think we will see less and less cleaning because "let's be honest" she really doesn't know what she is doing?
The house reno is hardly something she has done, builders have done 90% of it and cleaning she couldn't get right she made far too many mistakes, she could only promote cleaning items and now they have dropped her!!

She will bring out more books and get the animals to match (alongside her children) and that will probably be surfice to keep her lifestyle ticking over, for now!!

 

[IrishCatlady]

Mrs Hinch #619 Live TV exposure really did expose her

Thanks to @Hun_tea22 for our excellent new title.
Mark your titles with "thread suggestion", keep them short, to the point and swear free please!

Since our last thread she's had a fancy night away conceiving baby number three. She's not ready for the next one but everyone keeps asking her about it and she's not got an original thought in her head so she may as well take their lead.

She had a lovely chat with the kind and humble Chris Evans about her acre(age), tit and cleaning hacks. All of which involved the pink stuff. Tell me you're not a fakking cleanahhh without telling me.

Then it was back home with a montage of 30 seconds of animals (and tit) and 5 seconds of her children. Just come out and say you love the animals more than your kids.


That's all folks. She's on Rylan on BBC Radio 2 this afternoon. Hopefully I won't be making a new thread by tea time
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I could be wrong but I think she is trying to drop her current account as a cleaner/homemaker and go down the author/children's animals/farm route?
I think we will see less and less cleaning because "let's be honest" she really doesn't know what she is doing?
The house reno is hardly something she has done, builders have done 90% of it and cleaning she couldn't get right she made far too many mistakes, she could only promote cleaning items and now they have dropped her!!

She will bring out more books and get the animals to match (alongside her children) and that will probably be surfice to keep her lifestyle ticking over, for now!!

She can try

 

[maggisojuicy]

She must be part time this week

She’s waiting for Stace to share her birth announcement so she can post it to her stories within 0.5 seconds. Can imagine her feverishly refreshing Solomon’s insta right now

 

[Andioooop]

She has an interview with Rylan this afternoon doesn’t she? We all know she’s spending hours on her hair & face, only to filter the tit out of herself to post a story after with ‘Rylan was so sweet it was such an honour 🥹🤍’

 

[ifimhonest]

Marking my place.

I want to slap myself, I’m sitting here being creative and I was just so proud of how something was looking I just did a thumbs up to myself. I feel so dirty.

Get well

 

[Danielle0120]

She has an interview with Rylan this afternoon doesn’t she? We all know she’s spending hours on her hair & face, only to filter the tit out of herself to post a story after with ‘Rylan was so sweet it was such an honour 🥹🤍’

bleeping hell, another interview? Both interviews have been pointless.
Bet she thinks she's reallyyyyy something. Smug cow

 

[hayezmysteries]

I just want to rag that stupid bow right off her head!

 

[Ditzymama28]

She has an interview with Rylan this afternoon doesn’t she? We all know she’s spending hours on her hair & face, only to filter the tit out of herself to post a story after with ‘Rylan was so sweet it was such an honour 🥹🤍’

I quite like Rylan and hope he had no say in the matter having hinch on as a guest he'll probably be kissing her arse though and asking questions that have been pre approved for her to answer 🥱
Comments wil obviously be off later on any of the Radio 2 socials

 

[ifimhonest]

She’s much more cocky on the radio. never shut up in her new Stacey accent

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Calling a bingo for a holiday after she’s done all her promo. When are the book signings?

 

[Rach8456]

Sorry can we just revisit this please…. Someone said on the last threat that she confirmed she has NEVER used that cooker?!

 

[ifimhonest]

Rylan come on, don’t let us down - I really don’t want to add you to my tit list of people I used to like atb