Mrs Hinch #604 Hinch’s Christmas styling is a load of BORE-balls
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Her content continues to be dry and recycled.
Elf was about again on Friday, wrapping the boys slippers in foil.
She advertised a new "plant technology" product that she said is coming soon but already appears to be on supermarket shelves. Remind me again how this woman still has advertising contracts?
Finally the Christmas tree was revealed. Right in front of the orangery doors and next to a fire. Safe and sensible as always.
The Christmas sherry had been out again and barking mad Fredayahoo was off on one in the comments sticking up for the hens (non-nusty).
I've heard tell that Sophie hasn't read Tattle since Herod took against first born sons, but on Saturday morning, there the chickens were - alive and well (presumably). Elf had been again, yes Soph managed a 3rd day, with letters for Ron and Lon. They've both been good and have shared their toys. Sophie also won a prize for the most inventive reason to put your child on the nice list. No bollockings from Santa this year.
She chucked in a quick ad for
Popsha Popska Popsa. Baubles for the tree, complete with the creepiest sheep art because she doesn't have any photos of them all together. Not on her Instagram where the images were lifted from anyway.
On Saturday afternoon, like a hun with only 300 followers, she was desperately tagging all the cleaning brands in her stories. Undeclared ad or undeclared begging?
Sopha did a bit of crafting with Len (see trolls I do things with my children) but it didn't turn out how she wanted it to. She doesn't have a creative bone in her body so I'm not sure why she was surprised.
Later on she uploaded a video of Ron with his watches-too-much-tv americanised accent. He was doing his alphabet and doing so well, but all Soph can do is simper and cackle alternately.
Someone put 50p in Jimmy and he did one of his "random" photo dumps. Aside from the usual portraying Soph being a top parent, there were some massive red flags when he uploaded a video of Ronnie playing with bin bags, even wrapping them around his head.
An astute tattler (
@Cupcakemum to credit properly - I don't plagiarise) pointed out that this highlights either
-Ron can access cleaning products and bin bags as they aren't securely stored/he's left unattended long enough for this to happen
Or
-they encouraged Ron to play with something unsafe.
Neither puts them in a good light and Inchworm filming it is the cherry on top of a shitty parenting sundae.
Elf seemed to have been forgotten about on Sunday, the beginning of the end for this year's elf right on schedule.
They fucked off to a garden centre with mummaz in tow. Ron and Lon were shoved into a stranger's arms despite being visibly reluctant. It's all for the gram though, poor lads.
Sophie Rose, aka Mrs Hinch™, has made millions but still can't buy clothes that fit her eldest child. Ron was seen walking around with trousers halfway up to his knees. Just like his first birthday, being squeezed into some tiny shorts, showing off their appalling parenting choices.
Never one to pass up a brag, she just had to answer all the dms asking where the boys outfits were from. This included a pair of £60 uggs each. Can't buy dungarees that fit, spends £60 on shoes that'll be worn a couple of times. Make it make sense.
She was busy Sunday night sniffing a fake fur bag she'd bought from amazON. Ron bringing the chaos, snatched the bag away and asked for something on the TV. Soph couldn't hide that she doesn't know how to interact with her own child and just went back to ignoring him.
Elf didn't reappear on day 5 either. So we got a reel of last year's 4 days of elf shenanigans instead.
Saint Sopha prepared a delightful plate of healthy goodies for...
The chickens.
I might remind you that she hasn't read a Tattle thread since Saint Nicholas of Myra developed a reputation for gift giving. Yet here we were again, looking at those hens.
After a fair bit of backlash for her wasteful and braggy start to a difficult Christmas, she chose to post a story thanking everyone for her support with Ron's "journey". She still hasn't said what that journey is, and would probably gain more support if she just opened up about it.
Sympathy garnered, she whipped around the house with her undeclared shark, showing us what a shitty mess they live in.
Finally it was time for the #joyofclean Christmas do. Soph said she was going to to a get ready with me but she was already dressed and filtered.
She did use it as an opportunity to whack up a load of affiliate links for her outfit though, so all was not lost for little Soph.
She promised a picture of her food but all we got was a London street.
Safe to say, Elf won't be returning on day 6, not with Sophie out in the snow. Iykyk.
Sophie Rose is probably eating off the kids menu tonight.
Jamie really needs to get his sinuses looked at.
Fiddles got the pink purse ready tonight.
& "Cunting around The Hinchmassshhh Trees"
xx
Alton Towers for Lonnie’s birthday.
Steam Fair at Prom Park.
Holiday to Mallorca.
Birthday or was it anniversary stay at expensive hotel, followed by Dirty Dancing in West End.
Speciaaaaal trip to London holding hands in the car with bestbubs4eva
Bridesmaid at bestbubs4eva wedding.
Cousin’s Hen do in Burnham.
Regular trips to buy “Dissshplay booksssh” with Mummaz.
Trip to Pumpkin place with various members of the fam, excluding Ronni e to pick up 333 pumpkins for the Autumnnnny door dissshplay.
Numerous trips to HB, B&M and the Range to buy tat for hauls, never scheeeen again stuff.
Visits to Call of the Wild Zoo.
Various pub lunches and eating out, including when Ronni e put her phone in a glass of coke. Probably sick of her shoving it in his face.
Numerous trips to visit Greyskull.
Brunch with make-up Friend at Array Essex... a Hunzz Paradise a Hens nightmare 
Alton Garden Centre on the busy A127 for 
Was excitedly going to show her 
Westlife... with Mummaz and Mamfa. She finksssh Ssshane is FITTTT (Or rather that Childish disgusting aged 32 RiTTTTa does) How embarrassing she tagged them and spiTTT 
appearance 
and brag and AD on the gram and be mummaz to a menagerie of animals and the director of the boyssssh gram appearances 
She’s not like that at all, it’s all as tend as the filters on her face.
