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Pumpkins1506
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This hob has never seen pan...
I'm not saying this is the reason why, but is it any wonder Ron has struggled with sentences when he doesn't have a broad range of story books to have read to him? Here's a list of amazing kids authors for you Soph:
Julia Donaldson
David McKee (Elmer the elephant)
Jon Klassen (Actually an author but any book he does is lovely)
Oliver Jeffers
Lynley Dodd (Hairy Maclary)
Judith Kerr (Mog)
Please treat the boys to some good books and yourselves to some reading lessons. They need reading to, and not just single word or simple sentence books.
Finally, you like to dress them as cute as long as possible so you?
Why does Ron have the wardrobe of a 13 year old roadman then?
I'm not saying this is the reason why, but is it any wonder Ron has struggled with sentences when he doesn't have a broad range of story books to have read to him? Here's a list of amazing kids authors for you Soph:
Julia Donaldson
David McKee (Elmer the elephant)
Jon Klassen (Actually an author but any book he does is lovely)
Oliver Jeffers
Lynley Dodd (Hairy Maclary)
Judith Kerr (Mog)
Please treat the boys to some good books and yourselves to some reading lessons. They need reading to, and not just single word or simple sentence books.
Finally, you like to dress them as cute as long as possible so you?
Why does Ron have the wardrobe of a 13 year old roadman then?
anniemouse
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Pumpkins1506
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Mrs Hinch #597 I ignore every negative nancy, I have 3 kitchens, I'm so fancy
I'm fank you @IfImHonesht for our great new thread title.
Please make title suggestions anywhere in the thread, mark them with "thread suggestion" and try not to swear or ramble on!
It was a busy weekend for Slotha.
On Friday night she was busy crying into her brushed steel sink as she revealed her new garage kitchen.
Yes, you read that correctly. The woman who can't cook now has two kitchens - maybe even three. Tell me you're letting your mum live in the annexe without telling me....
She hasn't read a tattle thread since the Triassic extinction event brought on the Jurassic period, but out popped Polly the trolley (or maybe Polly v2.0 as we're fairly sure the original Polly has been residing at Maldon tip for some time now) after having been mentioned here numerous times lately.
Old Henners appeared later that evening to bid us goodnight and to announce he's off to the New World to start a Puritan colony, with the possibility that he will burn some witches whilst he's there.
Saturday dawned and with it came some tend farming.
It was more of the usual using the boys for content - traipsing around a wet and muddy garden in their slippers and allowing them to get too close to the unpredictable livestock.
Again, she's not been on tattle for as long as single celled organisms have existed, but she acknowledged DEFRA's current avian flu guidelines. Not that we saw anything other than her closing the door on them.
It was a busy day in the Hunch household, time for a pre-christmas clear out. And what better way to get rid of a load of old stock and tat than to do a giveaway? Yes, Soph the scrounge threw a load of shredded tissue, makeup that doesn't match her skin tone and two years-old books into a hamper for an Iconic London giveaway. Apparently she's going to post it personally!
She just had time to clean the never-used hob and use more product than necessary to clean the sink, and it was time for some bonfire themed crafting.
The claw was never far off, as we all know Ron and Lon aren't allowed to do anything completely independently. Sparkler breadsticks (Ron spat his out, confirming what we all know about Sophs kitchen skills) and bonfire pictures that are destined for the bonfire.
Sopha couldn't help herself making smutty jokes about her husband around her mum, children and teenage niece. It's not funny and not relatable. It's just concerning.
And speaking of concerning, they set off a few fireworks metres from their livestock. Clevaaaaaaah.
Worn out from all the ads, brags and giveaways, she only posted a bit of self-affirming word soup on Sunday.
On Monday it was a usual lure the livestock to the back door and then joke about how bossy they are. Bonus fat dog chewing a carrot.
There were some belated ads for her #admyownrange Tescho shite. Despite it being clear her contract has ended and it's all reduced to clear now. She took time to write herself a few messages, and eye fuck herself over it all.
She was throwing two mugshots down her thriat whilst doing this. One doesn't fill her apparently, but that's probably because it's not real food.
News just in: Ron is to be a chicken in the Nativity. Repeat, Ron is to be an actual chicken in the Nativity
She's going tobuy make him a costume. Lucky Ron.
Dogpie has chosen to update her Christmas theme this year to something more "posh". Anything is posher than nailing tree branches and shite MDF "stars" to the wall. Cost of living crisis - Sophie decides to throw the huns into chaos by moving away from grey, silver and pastel Christmas decorations.
Finally, she topped the day off with a brag over her mahoosive (but very wonky) TV that doubles as art. Did you know she's considerably richer than you?
And then it was Tuesday, and what better way to start the day than complaining about your kids being kids? How does she manage to miss the mark every time?
And quickly we finished the thread on some troll messages that she has sent to herself. (Since dirty deleted). Something big is coming to garner that much sympathy.
As a note on that story - these threads have always been and always will be rave threads for those gorgeous boys. We criticise her parenting and her decision to share so much of their lives online (to the point where they have little privacy) but we would never ever troll or comment negatively about innocent children. As per tattle rules we "keep it on tattle" and do not message her or comment directly to her. We are not trolls.
Sophie Rose Dolphin Dogpie HinchCliffe is after some sympathy before she reveals something.
Janine is flattering himself if he thinks he's got even a baby carrot.
Fiddle loves a carrot more than the alpacas.
Thread 500 and the wiki are good for all her lies, deceptions and other wtf moments.
I'm fank you @IfImHonesht for our great new thread title.
Please make title suggestions anywhere in the thread, mark them with "thread suggestion" and try not to swear or ramble on!
It was a busy weekend for Slotha.
On Friday night she was busy crying into her brushed steel sink as she revealed her new garage kitchen.
Yes, you read that correctly. The woman who can't cook now has two kitchens - maybe even three. Tell me you're letting your mum live in the annexe without telling me....
She hasn't read a tattle thread since the Triassic extinction event brought on the Jurassic period, but out popped Polly the trolley (or maybe Polly v2.0 as we're fairly sure the original Polly has been residing at Maldon tip for some time now) after having been mentioned here numerous times lately.
Old Henners appeared later that evening to bid us goodnight and to announce he's off to the New World to start a Puritan colony, with the possibility that he will burn some witches whilst he's there.
Saturday dawned and with it came some tend farming.
It was more of the usual using the boys for content - traipsing around a wet and muddy garden in their slippers and allowing them to get too close to the unpredictable livestock.
Again, she's not been on tattle for as long as single celled organisms have existed, but she acknowledged DEFRA's current avian flu guidelines. Not that we saw anything other than her closing the door on them.
It was a busy day in the Hunch household, time for a pre-christmas clear out. And what better way to get rid of a load of old stock and tat than to do a giveaway? Yes, Soph the scrounge threw a load of shredded tissue, makeup that doesn't match her skin tone and two years-old books into a hamper for an Iconic London giveaway. Apparently she's going to post it personally!
She just had time to clean the never-used hob and use more product than necessary to clean the sink, and it was time for some bonfire themed crafting.
The claw was never far off, as we all know Ron and Lon aren't allowed to do anything completely independently. Sparkler breadsticks (Ron spat his out, confirming what we all know about Sophs kitchen skills) and bonfire pictures that are destined for the bonfire.
Sopha couldn't help herself making smutty jokes about her husband around her mum, children and teenage niece. It's not funny and not relatable. It's just concerning.
And speaking of concerning, they set off a few fireworks metres from their livestock. Clevaaaaaaah.
Worn out from all the ads, brags and giveaways, she only posted a bit of self-affirming word soup on Sunday.
On Monday it was a usual lure the livestock to the back door and then joke about how bossy they are. Bonus fat dog chewing a carrot.
There were some belated ads for her #admyownrange Tescho shite. Despite it being clear her contract has ended and it's all reduced to clear now. She took time to write herself a few messages, and eye fuck herself over it all.
She was throwing two mugshots down her thriat whilst doing this. One doesn't fill her apparently, but that's probably because it's not real food.
News just in: Ron is to be a chicken in the Nativity. Repeat, Ron is to be an actual chicken in the Nativity
She's going to
Dogpie has chosen to update her Christmas theme this year to something more "posh". Anything is posher than nailing tree branches and shite MDF "stars" to the wall. Cost of living crisis - Sophie decides to throw the huns into chaos by moving away from grey, silver and pastel Christmas decorations.
Finally, she topped the day off with a brag over her mahoosive (but very wonky) TV that doubles as art. Did you know she's considerably richer than you?
And then it was Tuesday, and what better way to start the day than complaining about your kids being kids? How does she manage to miss the mark every time?
And quickly we finished the thread on some troll messages that she has sent to herself. (Since dirty deleted). Something big is coming to garner that much sympathy.
As a note on that story - these threads have always been and always will be rave threads for those gorgeous boys. We criticise her parenting and her decision to share so much of their lives online (to the point where they have little privacy) but we would never ever troll or comment negatively about innocent children. As per tattle rules we "keep it on tattle" and do not message her or comment directly to her. We are not trolls.
Sophie Rose Dolphin Dogpie HinchCliffe is after some sympathy before she reveals something.
Janine is flattering himself if he thinks he's got even a baby carrot.
Fiddle loves a carrot more than the alpacas.
Thread 500 and the wiki are good for all her lies, deceptions and other wtf moments.
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Pumpkins1506
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Oh shit it's the ghost of the back passage!
BBC1HD
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Those were some pretty tame messages for a troll if I'm being honest. I doubt they were even calling Lonnie a moron, most likely aimed at hinch.
The other messages were not bad either. I mean.....has Ronnie been assessed?
No swearing, no wishing death on anyone, no threatening language etc.
You're a public figure on a public platform. Comes with the "job".
The solution? Don't pimp out your kids for content.
The other messages were not bad either. I mean.....has Ronnie been assessed?
No swearing, no wishing death on anyone, no threatening language etc.
You're a public figure on a public platform. Comes with the "job".
The solution? Don't pimp out your kids for content.
Pumpkins1506
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She's doing 12 days of Christmas Hunch diet style....
3 chocolate eclairs
2 mug shots
And a soggy jus rol pastry!
Andioooop
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The fact she has the gretel filter on says it all really. If you were so concerned about this ‘troll’ surely you would want to take it serious by not using a filter & to make a stand against having people like that removed. Better yet respect your kids privacy & take them off the gram, poor Ronnie he deserves so much better
anniemouse
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Hinch could release a That’s not my…real face bookThank you so muchThe best find recently was all but one of the “that’s not my…” books at the local Red Cross charity shop for a fiver! It doesn’t have to cost a lot to read to your kids and enjoy books with them and it’s just so enraging!
msvilla12
Active member
Oh dear god. WTAF is she doing to that house?
A kitchen in a garage.
A playroom with absolutely no toys to be seen but it does have a fishing net and fish on lino.
A kitchen booth which cannot fit anyone over 3 foot in height round it.
Asex dungeon master bedroom featuring a pestle and mortar on a bedside table which is so far away from the bed that its in a different postcode.
A living room with a TV on the wall that’s so wonky that it must give them whiplash every time they watch it.
A dining table made from pallets, groaning under the weight of the entire contents of Hinch Home (not an AD).
A ”memory” room. With no photos, no memories, and where colour went to die.
A utility room shaped in a triangle with some steps inexplicably placed in front of the door. Not sure that steps are needed when you’re 7 foot tallwith size 5 footz.
A bathroom with antique green books, where the bath and toilet are so close together you can use them at the same time.
Ronnie’s room complete with itchy hay bale bedding and a mural which must have cost more that the entire contents of my house.
A PANTR Y loosely based on Doctor Who’s tardis with a glass door. No food enclosed, BUT LOOK AT MY NEW AIR FRYER.
A stable door. With a fucking shelf. I have no words.
At this point she has to be taking the piss out of us nusty trolls. Surely even she can see that she has completely wrecked a perfectly decent house? It’s like a train wreck, but you can’t stop watching because you want to see whatutter shite shhhtyle ideas she’s going to come up with next.
The phrase “money doesn’t buy class” was written for Sophie Hinchliffe.
A kitchen in a garage.
A playroom with absolutely no toys to be seen but it does have a fishing net and fish on lino.
A kitchen booth which cannot fit anyone over 3 foot in height round it.
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A living room with a TV on the wall that’s so wonky that it must give them whiplash every time they watch it.
A dining table made from pallets, groaning under the weight of the entire contents of Hinch Home (not an AD).
A ”memory” room. With no photos, no memories, and where colour went to die.
A utility room shaped in a triangle with some steps inexplicably placed in front of the door. Not sure that steps are needed when you’re 7 foot tall
A bathroom with antique green books, where the bath and toilet are so close together you can use them at the same time.
Ronnie’s room complete with itchy hay bale bedding and a mural which must have cost more that the entire contents of my house.
A PANTR Y loosely based on Doctor Who’s tardis with a glass door. No food enclosed, BUT LOOK AT MY NEW AIR FRYER.
A stable door. With a fucking shelf. I have no words.
At this point she has to be taking the piss out of us nusty trolls. Surely even she can see that she has completely wrecked a perfectly decent house? It’s like a train wreck, but you can’t stop watching because you want to see what
The phrase “money doesn’t buy class” was written for Sophie Hinchliffe.
Andioooop
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I’m aboutOmg @Wize Owl you need to.. PLEASEEE, for me
(I haven't seen any posts from @Andioooop in a while but could just be me, hope she's okay!)
have had alot going on the past couple of months not that anyone should care to know 
Living in the real world comes with real problems & unlike Hinch things don’t sort themselves out with a click of the finger. She has managed to take boring to a whole new level & I’m in need of a good laugh, pokey poke
Sausage90
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I'm going to defend Hinch here and say he probably has been picked to be a chicken.
I remember our primary school being really inclusive of all the kids in the Christmas Play and I was - wait for it....
A BARN DOOR.
My mum dressed me in brown and I wore a piece of cardboard.
Writing this down is actually fucking hilarious and makes me wonder WTF the teachers were smoking in the 90s
I remember our primary school being really inclusive of all the kids in the Christmas Play and I was - wait for it....
A BARN DOOR.
My mum dressed me in brown and I wore a piece of cardboard.
Writing this down is actually fucking hilarious and makes me wonder WTF the teachers were smoking in the 90s
horseybox1982
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Fuck off. No way did it get taken down by Instagram. You bare faced Fucking liar. How to people not see her for what she is. A lying, manipulative fucking bitch.
Miss Loves-to-gossip
Well-known member
Let me get this straight in my head - she’s put an internal stable door which isn’t in a stable but it’s in a farm house which isn’t really a farm house because it’s not a fucking farm.
It works if you work it
Active member
I have a little bit of 🫖.. stewed and old but still 
Long story short I was going through the checkout in my local Aldi . South Wales small town, anyway, the checkout bloke commented on my cleaning bits and said “my wife loves Hinch” Obsessed all the cloffs etc. So he told me that when they were in Disney way back when before Covid they saw her!!! his wife nearly died on the spot but he said she was stomping about the restaurant, moody face like a slapped arse and was complaining really loudly about something he said she was not all she seems. However his wife still is a fan but he’s not at all said Simon Cowell was there same time loads of massive minders with Eric and the wife.
Long story short I was going through the checkout in my local Aldi . South Wales small town, anyway, the checkout bloke commented on my cleaning bits and said “my wife loves Hinch” Obsessed all the cloffs etc. So he told me that when they were in Disney way back when before Covid they saw her!!! his wife nearly died on the spot but he said she was stomping about the restaurant, moody face like a slapped arse and was complaining really loudly about something he said she was not all she seems. However his wife still is a fan but he’s not at all said Simon Cowell was there same time loads of massive minders with Eric and the wife.
Wize Owl
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I’ll just leave this here.... a book for Fiddle to read to SophaI’ve got like 8 pages to catch up on you Lovely Trollz but I just want to say as a former English teacher turned specialist I’m loving seeing everyone’s book collections. Reading for 10 minutes a day is so beneficial for your child and listening to you read is just as important as them doing the reading. Not that we’ve ever seen Hinch with a book apart from herspoor kids would pass out if they saw the Mr Men- all that colour and nonsense, it’s sort of like being at home but you know. Colour. As you were I’m off to catch up!
Edit.... because I’m multitasking and failing
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Suebigfatsue87
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So mother of the year still using her kids for content despite how “cruel” the public can be? Hun there’s dirty old men with your kids images having a wank somewhere over them because you literally have posted images of them in the bath, in nappies etc
you’re a sick fuck to. You know the dangers. these people are out there and there’s fuck all we can do about that, not to mention your kids CANNOT CONSENT! Get the fuck out even dare outing trolls like you give two fucks about them? As long as they make you money that’s all you care about
you’re a sick fuck to. You know the dangers. these people are out there and there’s fuck all we can do about that, not to mention your kids CANNOT CONSENT! Get the fuck out even dare outing trolls like you give two fucks about them? As long as they make you money that’s all you care about