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Youokayhun23
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Anyone else feel this was aimed at dog bed? Aka Hinch
Pumpkins1506
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Mrs Hinch #592 Mr Hinch: enough to turn your clitoris into a clitorisn't.
I bent the rule just slightly. The thread suggestion nomination post (from @Pollyanna263) was 2nd highest but the original quote attributed to @12inchthinbase had more reactions than the top thread suggestion. I'm not even sorry, it was the quote of the thread.
Honorable mention to @nursemum12 for her top suggestion of
"Hinch tells us trolls to leave our baggage at the door …we would but there’s too many pumpkins on the floor"
Thread suggestions marked with thread suggestion, taken from anywhere in the thread and I promise next time I'll honour the top voted. Swear free and short please!
Content as dry as our collective vagina after that hoovering video.
Monday morning was a morning for pre-records as we were subjected to an early morning (sunny obvs despite the rain in real life) montage of the wooly wankers.
She overlooked the uncovered chickens in the background though. Oh dear Sophie, have DEFRA popped round for a cuppa yet?
Time to advertise a stone floor by only showing a snippet of the actual floor and plenty of filtered face.
Such a cute family business (with 4 showrooms across the country) that she chose because she was 5 when they were set up. So cute guysh. Oh and don't you know, THE Mrs Hinch spoke to them and they agreed to do an exclusive giveaway exclusively not-exclusively for her followers! So cute!
She's scrabbling around for content so time for a reel of her favourite amazON finds. Including a cable tidy for the back of an air fryer that lives in the pantry next to 4 empty plug sockets. BTEC Brad the Cad and his awesome kitchen design is being held personally responsible for the fuck up that is that kitchen area.
Sunday night we were all rendered celibate for the rest of our lives with the most appalling, misogynistic, toxic, cringeworthy, vomit inducing reel on her feed. Apparently Inchworm hoovering is enough to drop the panties of even the most chaste sheep.
Can't say it has the same effect on Tattlers. Or any normal people for that matter.
Yet again, she hasn't read Tattle since the final stitch on the Bayeaux Tapestry was completed, but she had to show us all the original sink that started off Mrs Hinch™. Apparently it's going to be used in a "little garden like garage kitchen thing" - whatever the fuck one of those is. For a person who can't cook, there's a lot of kitchens going on.
All the sink shining, hoovering lines and hoovering lines is taking up her time and she doesn't have time to make fun snacks (like some other tend besties...
) but she did manage to cut an eclair in half and pop some eyes on it. Gosh how does she find the time?!
Somehow in her busy 24 hours she also managed to also squeeze beg for a freebie deal out of Aveeno and complain about her children in one story. Absolute wonder woman I tell you!
Finally, it was time to whisper around the mausoleum of poor design to marvel at some of Al's crappy carpentry. I'm sorry Al, you're quite likeable but your carpentry is not it. So many benches and side tables to fill up the space until she can get a Wayfair or Oak Furniture Land deal.
Apparently the workshop was what sealed the deal on their house purchase. Not the land, the number of bedrooms or the story about how she uses to drive past it all the time and wanted to live there. No, it was the workshop for a person who doesn't even live on the premises. Or does he? We haven't seen the annexe for some time.
And with that it was Wednesday morning and a slow start for Hinch as she has no content left. Just a good morning now fuck off post and that was that.
Sophie Rose of Maldonia better get the kettle on as I suspect a certain animal health agency may be in touch.
Janine is not god's gift to lonely housewives.
Fiddle could give the shark a run for its money.
Al needs to go on a woodworking course.
Wiki/thread 500 for fun, games and answers.
Thread 600 is approaching. I'd love it if it could fall time for Halloween, can't think of anything scarier tbh.
I bent the rule just slightly. The thread suggestion nomination post (from @Pollyanna263) was 2nd highest but the original quote attributed to @12inchthinbase had more reactions than the top thread suggestion. I'm not even sorry, it was the quote of the thread.
Honorable mention to @nursemum12 for her top suggestion of
"Hinch tells us trolls to leave our baggage at the door …we would but there’s too many pumpkins on the floor"
Thread suggestions marked with thread suggestion, taken from anywhere in the thread and I promise next time I'll honour the top voted. Swear free and short please!
Content as dry as our collective vagina after that hoovering video.
Monday morning was a morning for pre-records as we were subjected to an early morning (sunny obvs despite the rain in real life) montage of the wooly wankers.
She overlooked the uncovered chickens in the background though. Oh dear Sophie, have DEFRA popped round for a cuppa yet?
Time to advertise a stone floor by only showing a snippet of the actual floor and plenty of filtered face.
Such a cute family business (with 4 showrooms across the country) that she chose because she was 5 when they were set up. So cute guysh. Oh and don't you know, THE Mrs Hinch spoke to them and they agreed to do an exclusive giveaway exclusively not-exclusively for her followers! So cute!
She's scrabbling around for content so time for a reel of her favourite amazON finds. Including a cable tidy for the back of an air fryer that lives in the pantry next to 4 empty plug sockets. BTEC Brad the Cad and his awesome kitchen design is being held personally responsible for the fuck up that is that kitchen area.
Sunday night we were all rendered celibate for the rest of our lives with the most appalling, misogynistic, toxic, cringeworthy, vomit inducing reel on her feed. Apparently Inchworm hoovering is enough to drop the panties of even the most chaste sheep.
Can't say it has the same effect on Tattlers. Or any normal people for that matter.
Yet again, she hasn't read Tattle since the final stitch on the Bayeaux Tapestry was completed, but she had to show us all the original sink that started off Mrs Hinch™. Apparently it's going to be used in a "little garden like garage kitchen thing" - whatever the fuck one of those is. For a person who can't cook, there's a lot of kitchens going on.
All the sink shining, hoovering lines and hoovering lines is taking up her time and she doesn't have time to make fun snacks (like some other tend besties...
) but she did manage to cut an eclair in half and pop some eyes on it. Gosh how does she find the time?!Somehow in her busy 24 hours she also managed to also squeeze beg for a freebie deal out of Aveeno and complain about her children in one story. Absolute wonder woman I tell you!
Finally, it was time to whisper around the mausoleum of poor design to marvel at some of Al's crappy carpentry. I'm sorry Al, you're quite likeable but your carpentry is not it. So many benches and side tables to fill up the space until she can get a Wayfair or Oak Furniture Land deal.
Apparently the workshop was what sealed the deal on their house purchase. Not the land, the number of bedrooms or the story about how she uses to drive past it all the time and wanted to live there. No, it was the workshop for a person who doesn't even live on the premises. Or does he? We haven't seen the annexe for some time.
And with that it was Wednesday morning and a slow start for Hinch as she has no content left. Just a good morning now fuck off post and that was that.
Sophie Rose of Maldonia better get the kettle on as I suspect a certain animal health agency may be in touch.
Janine is not god's gift to lonely housewives.
Fiddle could give the shark a run for its money.
Al needs to go on a woodworking course.
Wiki/thread 500 for fun, games and answers.
Thread 600 is approaching. I'd love it if it could fall time for Halloween, can't think of anything scarier tbh.
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HinchesSousChef
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You’re both wrong. Brad reached out with a message and then came round with a McDonald’s…. Wait….
stars in your eyes
Active member
What the fuck is that walk in wardrobe about. Completely ruined it with massive bulky cupboards in a tiny space. And fuck all hanging space
missed the mark completely again!
missed the mark completely again!
Wize Owl
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Just looked at BTEC Brad the Cad’s website and it seems he too enjoys filtering and photoshopping. He’s used Tend Farm’s kitchen on his homepage but replaced the Floofheads with Kew Garden 
Who are the men in the garden
I‘m cracking up cackling like a seal into my pasta at the view he’s added from Tend Farm lounge. The view definitely doesn’t look like that Where’s the chickens, the watch tower tend tree house, the hedges, the noisy boy racer road
Who are the men in the garden
I‘m cracking up cackling like a seal into my pasta at the view he’s added from Tend Farm lounge. The view definitely doesn’t look like that
Where’s the chickens, the watch tower tend tree house, the hedges, the noisy boy racer road
Pumpkins1506
VIP Member
I don't dislike then either. But they're not walk in wardrobes.Loving the recap
I'm gonna say something reallllyyyyy controversial now & then I'm gonna run....
I like the walk in wardrobes
*runs*
A walk in wardrobe is just that - a wardrobe that you can walk into and everything is there on open shelves/rails. The only door to a walk in wardrobe is the door you walk in through.
They've attempted to make dressing rooms in a space that needs to be at least twice as big for it to make sense. I know these things because I am an interior designer*
*Not actually but if BTEC Brad can be a kitchen designer because he worked in Howdens then I've decided I can be an interior designer based on my design-related degree in a subject unrelated to interior spaces.
Pumpkins1506
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Andioooop
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SHOIINEEE BRIGHT hunnaaaaay, woo hoo hoo!!!haha there’s an amazing @Andioooop creation featuring that which I might go and look for
Tootle Pip Wiz
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I feel the need to bring my creative piece back out of retirement! Did this many moons ago and have posted it a few times as I always said she's like a budgie eye fucking itself in a cage.It’s like watching some deranged budgie clocking it’s reflection
InTheDollsHouse
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If only they had a dollshouse!It’s like a Russian doll
Pumpkins1506
VIP Member
Once in a while , in the game of life , you have to break the rules.
Sometimes that might mean slight adjustments to your facial features or allowing livestock into the house , occasionally it might be ignoring government orders or lying about your childs abilities. Whatever the rule you've broken is , just remember to tell yourself that it's the right thing to do because mumma said so.
You and your 40,000 faces have got this . The person who matters most is you , and even DEFRA will understand how special you are with a little encouragement.
Rules are there to be broken , no one ever made good content by being honest. The more rules you break , the more popular you'll be . That's how it worked in school , and adult life is basically the same when you never really grew up.
Goodnight, my loyal, unquestioning flock. All the vest (up my fanny) xx
Sometimes that might mean slight adjustments to your facial features or allowing livestock into the house , occasionally it might be ignoring government orders or lying about your childs abilities. Whatever the rule you've broken is , just remember to tell yourself that it's the right thing to do because mumma said so.
You and your 40,000 faces have got this . The person who matters most is you , and even DEFRA will understand how special you are with a little encouragement.
Rules are there to be broken , no one ever made good content by being honest. The more rules you break , the more popular you'll be . That's how it worked in school , and adult life is basically the same when you never really grew up.
Goodnight, my loyal, unquestioning flock. All the vest (up my fanny) xx
