Mrs Hinch #574 We might be Nusty Trolls and Arsenal holes but at least us fat hens don't have to sell our souls

[Pollyanna263]

This makes me laugh. The person replying must read tattle to know the comment is a tattler

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Whilst I’m here.
i absolutely believe they took fiddle With them to collect the fat hens.Well I hope they did. In the car there are 3 drinks. I guess one could be Ronnies but not sure he would be necking ribena from a bottle like that. Then she’s busy filming and inch is busy carrying the chickens so no one is watching Ronnie or holding his hand. Although from the fan pic perhapsshe’s trained him to hold her dress when she’s too busy filming content. Then whotakes the photo of the 3 of them - which is clearly by the exit. I reckon they were embarrassed that they were glued to their phones. No one else had their phones in the birds’ faces in that shot of them walking in to the collection area. All the people stood there were enjoying the moment. She comes along with Mr oi oi I’m ere to pick up some birds oi oi and her gash out in leopard print, with her stennies and sunglasses on her head.Read the room.Thats why she suddenly cuts off the filming.

anyway. Got togo. Raging hangover

 

[Little Miss Annie]

You found an egg? Why are you surprised, they are hens, it’s what they do! What were you expecting? A McFlurry?

 

[Hun_tea22]

Of course there is an egg…

 

[Mum of two]

I have just listened again (ears are bleeding) the only thing I can hear is a 32 year old acting like a toddler and the roar of traffic along the cuntry lanes

 

[Mum of two]

Sophie’s chickens are coming home to roost
If only !
How long before she decides they’re just not chicken people eh ?
What next a Pony, Sheep, cows horse flies, bluebottles, rats so cute.
Just wait until reality kicks in.

Soph I highly recommend a good farm cat for your new (cough) farm. Not a persian, naked, or any other costly show off animal (or 3) just a plain old moggy. They are excellent mouse/rat catchers and will sit on top of the coop for hours waiting for a warm meal.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

A few of those 'toys' she hung on the coop, we have them for our hamster
Why can't people just tell her no for a change. Those poor kids can't have free range of the garden because it's taken over by alpaca shit, hen shit and Hens shit. She is so far from reality and so far up her own arse.
And they way she goes all high pitched when she talks and the squeals that she does. She sounds like a child.

 

[Miss_Grotbags]

Not read the thread for months .. but saw on insta she’s getting chickens. Good luck. Stupid vapid bitch. If she really did do her research then she would know that 1) wooden houses are out… it’s all about plastic/recycled houses as it reduces the red mite risk as once you get them, it’s game over and you basically need to burn the house and give the birds lots of treatments 2) mirrors… remove all mirror objects during summer months as it’s similar as putting a microscope against the sun rays and can cause fires and burns to the birds themselves 3) chickens can fly. Over the fence she has put up 4) ex battery hens need full layer pellets. Not layers mash. 5) mixed corn is not a treat, if your keeping them in a space as they can’t roam and forage insects and all sorts so mixed corn provides what they can’t forage shall I go on? sorry but I love my birds and hate dickheads who glamourise keeping them… oh and ps… if you keep chickens… then you WILL get mice and rats… let’s see how it goes shall we 🤌

and…
Chicken shit. Let’s talk about it… every 60 seconds … and it smells, attracts flies, all sorts… but I’ll leave that surprise for her to find out…

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Shy sophs got her gash out again.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I'm going to rage quit the thread (for an hour or so, I'd never leave you nusty trolls) if one of those hens isn't called Pumpkins.

Jokes.
I think they'll be "old lady" names. Peg, Pam and Pat.

3/3 I'm fank you

 

[Rebecca Wrong-daily]

so Sams getting divorced?

 

[Hun_tea22]

Ron’s thinking “I just want a bloomin’ swing set in the garden”

Edited to change fucking to bloomin’ ‘cos Ronnie isn’t potty mouthed like me

 

[Itsyspider]

Genuine question ..... Why does Sophie write messages like that to Stacey? why does she arse lick her so badly whilst permentantly trying to insert herself in every message? She doesn't do ANYTHING like this on long term friend make up girls Instagram, she doesn't even click like on any of her posts or acknowledge her when she comments on Sophie's pictures. Her obsession with Stacey is on another level of strange behaviour

 

[Wize Owl]

Now I’ve seen it I can’t unsee it…. Jimbobbeegeenob (Note, I love the Bee Gees though)

 

[Wize Owl]

Absolute drivel. Was Joe there as well Hunch?

She just had to mention herself didn’t she I wonder if she’s ever had a conversation without mentioning herself

Sopha: “Hi, how are you”
me: “Not bad, had a headache last night”
Sopha: “I had a headache last week, it was the worst anyone’s ever had”

MOST would have answered “I’m sorry to hear that, hope you’re feeling better now?” Not Sopha though, she’d make it all about her

Sopha.... not that you’ve read here since Sir Bob Geldof thought up the idea of Live Aid, but you could have just left out the bit about you hunnnnnnay, it just makes you sound like an Arsenal hole mentioning yourself. Blessed be

 

[ifimhonest]

The comments under the Daily Fail licky-bum-bum article are gold

she is a lovely sole

 

[Pollyanna263]

Hinch is so predictable, we know what she's gonna do before she does

I have no idea what you’re talking about!

 

[Chicken89]

Get a j0b you nusty trolls

Her dog is a fat old potato has that actually every been said

 

[Pollyanna263]

Handy she’s getting the hens on a Sunday. Just in time for prime 7pm grid post.

 

[Secretbrillopad]

A what now?!