Mrs Hinch #573 Moving house, but what's the hurry? Time to stop for a secret McFlurry.

[XNosey-parkerX]

That bedroom is 100% sex room vibes. And the pestle and mortar.... well anything's a butt plug if you try hard enough!

 

[Turmeric123]

Will never get over this gem

https://tattle.life/data/video/1491/1491779-d45c462008f34fddf0ff8859cc7a418f.mp4

Who eats ice cream like that you would get brain freeze - oh hang on

 

[anniemouse]

To be honest I really don't think she suits this sort of style whatsoever. It isn't her at all. I just find it so out of character for her. I just don't get what she's trying to do with the style of the rooms, they are all very bizarre and mish mash.


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Do you take the number 47 bus to put your glass of water, phone and book on the bedside table before turning off the lamp?

 

[IfImHonesht]

Thread suggestion

Styling 8 tins of soup and cackling in a chicken coop

 

[Pollyanna263]

I know she can’t move the stairs central to the door, but she could at least get the bloody bed centred against the panelling and under the light

 

[Pollyanna263]

Hang on hens!

That stair gate isn’t on the stairs. It’s in the bloody utility.

It doesn’t count!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Old Fiddle is a bit salty tonight! How dare they call Hinch Farm a show home - it’s very much lived in doncha know. Probably since June or 2017, who knows with Hinch…Wibbly wobbly time-y wimey stuff & all that

Very lived in? Since when?? Go on, tell us Freda!

 

[GimmieSauceage]

To be honest I really don't think she suits this sort of style whatsoever. It isn't her at all. I just find it so out of character for her. I just don't get what she's trying to do with the style of the rooms, they are all very bizarre and mish mash.


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There’s no life in this house I don’t feel any warmth (despite her thermostats probably being set to 29) it’s not homely it looks like she’s browsed hotels and picked rooms she likes it’s a very cold bedroom. Almost looks the style they put in those glamping tents minus the big ugly light.

 

[Bigfootz]

Remember this been written in the papers at the time of her announcement about the old neighbours ?

She added: 'If only some people know how much their selfish actions effect (sic) others. But they will not win! I will always love this house, but I will make Hinch Farm our forever home, where the boys will be so safe, and we will feel comfortable again.'

Strong words — and ones that have mystified residents living near her original Hinch Home. 'It's a friendly little area here and I was surprised when I saw that she felt like she'd been picked on,' said one.

thats Why she’s kept it and popping back for cuppas all the time just to piss them off

 

[9Pine]

Imagine how much worse her bedroom would’ve looked if she’d not re-stained the two nowhere-near-the-bed-side tables?? That was a waste of time and effort, wasn’t it!

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Wouldn't it be nice if one of these journalists/columnists wrote about how much of a fraud she is?

 

[ilovepizza21]

Guys I just styled my foot stall in the front room with abit if kitchen roll. I have 4.5millions bots in no time. Please feel free to follow for more stylish tips

 

[Louanne]

All the comments saying "Ooh, it's like a posh/boutique hotel" - if I paid for a stay in a luxury type hotel and I turned up to that, I'd demand a refund and go find a bloody Premier Inn.
Impractical bedside tables, nowhere close to the bed to charge your phone, no apparent place to store clothes, no dressing table, mismatched style and basically looks like it needs finishing! How can people say it looks cosy? Even with a filter to make the colours warmer it looks cold and soulless.

 

[longtimelurker91]

Maybe it’s a rent-a-nan and she forgot to put “Gifted”?

 

[CoolMom]

Guys I just styled my foot stall in the front room with abit if kitchen roll. I have 4.5millions bots in no time. Please feel free to follow for more stylish tips

You are such an inspirasHUN! I styled mine with a Paw Patrol phone, I think the colours just go and it really makes my home feel classy yet cosy, if that makes sense?

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Can I please request another poll next thread asking who has joined in the past week as a result of the (finally!!!) house move?
Seems to be a load of new faces and I am here for it!

 

[Miss Loves-to-gossip]

Those bedside tables are as far away from the bed as Soph was from Stacey on her wedding day!

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

How far away from the bed are those chests of drawers??? Where’s she supposed to put her cuppa/ribena/appletiser?!
What the point in having a 4 poster with literally nothing? You know what that says to me guyyyssssccchhhh??? DUST!
the master bedroom is hideous, seriously awful!

 

[Magee]

ITS NOT STYLING! ITS STAGING! Staging your home to look like there’s some sort of personality, desperate to look like it’s natural and not forced. Its absolute wank!

 

[Danielle0120]

I'm noticing more and more usernames I've never seen before
Sophie hinchCliffe isn't so popular