Thanks to
@Elle055 for the thread title.
Another days long thread, so what did she get up to?
Saturday began with a lie in after the previous evenings pity party. Sorry Soph-two-homes, we just can't find it in us to feel sorry for you.
JimbobNosejob then shared a photo from church, possibly having tea with the vicar in anticipation of an exorcism at Hunch House.
Eagle eyed tattlers spotted the LV belt, Hinch clearly continues to be relatable.
It was then a quiet day until 9:30pm, when we were treated to a shot of a basket of tat from Home Bargains. Just why she was there at that time of night no one can fathom, perhaps fiddle and Janine needed a bit of alone time and sent her off for a bird feeder and chocolate?
Sunday was a day for ads and an announcement of a forthcoming holiday. Possibly a safari to spend time with her own kind....
She summoned up the energy to have a roller rant from the sofa. Apparently Instagram should personally inform her if the music is not licensed. All that time wasted creating a montage to have it removed!
Finally, at the 11th hour on Sunday night we had a loving tribute to the queen from Soph. GSTQ indeed, but what does it mean?
Monday brought us carrot batons and more child endangerment pre-records. Inch exposed the true climate with a real time video of the fat dog taking a shit. Lonald was allowed to play at the top of the stairs as a desperate attempt to prove she does play with her children.
Jimbob spunked into a jar Soph discovered overnight oats but fuck that, just throw in a load of sugar and leave them in the fridge for an afternoon. Perfect 'desert', Mary Berry will be on the phone for a collab any day now.
Soph continued to prove how quirky she is by singing at the WWs. Tranq gun was loaded with the wrong drugs, clearly.
A stray sheep wandered into the thread and was quickly dispatched of.
Finally, Tuesday brought us proof that she can peel the black trainers off her sweaty size 5s. A quick tour of the house to prove it's taken 600 years to complete and that's why they can't move in yet.
And the thread ended on the proclamation that she just wants to give off country vibes innit hunnayz.
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Hunch/Sloth/Sopha - our lord and saviour queen Sophie Rose (added it herself!)
Fiddle/bitty - Sophs mum, Inch's sidechick.
Inch/JimbobSmallKnob/Jamie short for James - Soph's enabler.
Weeping Al/Gepetto - Sophs dad.
WWs/the Maldon 3 - Those fucking alpacas
Mummaz Favourite Things 
(Volume needed)
Like the house is going on an adventure. Ah I don’t know! Might just be me!
I’m sorry but that woman is nothing but a lying fraud!
They aren’t cute, they aren’t floofies, they are livestock that can seriously injure and even kill an infant at the flick of a switch. Start looking after your children and their safety you stupid twat. 
“Let’s all go to Tessschos” 
(Volume needed) 