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Andioooop
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Back to their natural habitat, if you nose you noseOooohhh an actual holiday!!??is it going to be the safari with the family she put in her long forgetten book of lists
Sausage90
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Bravo to @Pollyanna263 for another thread title. Extra crunky snacks and full fat coke for you, fat hen.
In what seems to be the longest Hinch thread in history, Sopha has still done jack shit.
Monday night brought us trollz Inch's new footy shirt. Complete with his two human son's names and the canine son. Second hand embarrassment all round for Father James.
On Tuesday a 'tend fox visited the bald bastard's half a barn. Despite Sophie Rose's ELITE home security system, the only images she could produce was a still image which looked suspiciously like it was taken on a Nokia 3310.
Wednesday was Lardy's birthday. Soph threw him a birthday party with poo bags as presents and made him a cake that even the dog didn't want to eat.
No usual Thursday off for our Soph this week as she declared she was running around the house with lavender scented bin bags grabbing all the rubbish she could find. Presumably most of her living room has disappeared as it's 90% tat. A little later, Sopha had welded herself back to the sofa and was filming Ronnie barking orders at James. I wonder who he's copied that from? Soph said Ron was shouting "Jarnee", but tattle know Ron is a secret tattler and he was actually shouting JANIIIINE. Speaking of Janine, he treated tattle to a photo dump on Thursday night, complete with a church photo.
And finally, on Friday, Soph shit herself when she saw the weather and realised she's going to have to wear something different than the usual winter jumper/cardigan. Soph apparently hates wearing dresses, despite her insta grid being full of her in said dresses? If that makes sense?
Thread titles taken from page 30 and can't contain swears.
Janine/Father James/Jimbobnonob is Jamie
Sophie doesn't have a middle name, she added it in her teens
Read the wiki if you're new/want a laugh
Alpacas don't like foxes
Henry doesn't need a birthday cake
In what seems to be the longest Hinch thread in history, Sopha has still done jack shit.
Monday night brought us trollz Inch's new footy shirt. Complete with his two human son's names and the canine son. Second hand embarrassment all round for Father James.
On Tuesday a 'tend fox visited the bald bastard's half a barn. Despite Sophie Rose's ELITE home security system, the only images she could produce was a still image which looked suspiciously like it was taken on a Nokia 3310.
Wednesday was Lardy's birthday. Soph threw him a birthday party with poo bags as presents and made him a cake that even the dog didn't want to eat.
No usual Thursday off for our Soph this week as she declared she was running around the house with lavender scented bin bags grabbing all the rubbish she could find. Presumably most of her living room has disappeared as it's 90% tat. A little later, Sopha had welded herself back to the sofa and was filming Ronnie barking orders at James. I wonder who he's copied that from? Soph said Ron was shouting "Jarnee", but tattle know Ron is a secret tattler and he was actually shouting JANIIIINE. Speaking of Janine, he treated tattle to a photo dump on Thursday night, complete with a church photo.
And finally, on Friday, Soph shit herself when she saw the weather and realised she's going to have to wear something different than the usual winter jumper/cardigan. Soph apparently hates wearing dresses, despite her insta grid being full of her in said dresses? If that makes sense?
Thread titles taken from page 30 and can't contain swears.
Janine/Father James/Jimbobnonob is Jamie
Sophie doesn't have a middle name, she added it in her teens
Read the wiki if you're new/want a laugh
Alpacas don't like foxes
Henry doesn't need a birthday cake
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☆MagicRoundabout☆
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Great re-cap @Sausage90 
@Pollyanna263 I hope you have some time for yourself this evening xx
Our community here is nothing but supportive, her latest pity please simper me is just for more attention.
This vile woman 'currently' has no money worries & isn't chronically/seriously ill! There is fuck all wrong with her body and she knows it. She puts on this huge 'anxious/insecure' act which we all see through. Sopha hates that!
Every single item of clothing i could wear 2 years ago doesn't fit along with all my rings that were fine for 25 years.
Since I developed serious health problems, my body has changed drastically and actually I loathe myself. Approaching menopause is a shitty time any woman's life too. I've had to buy new things to wear (not much, as I'm not a big spender on clothes). I eat healthy and none of it is of my own making.
Those who love us for who we are and stand by us through the good and bad times are like gold dust (really found out who) and it's shocked me how few. Not after simpers just saying xx
This bloody woman has no idea! I'm sure her post has upset a good few today. Why is she still 'a thing'?
@Pollyanna263 I hope you have some time for yourself this evening xx
Our community here is nothing but supportive, her latest pity please simper me is just for more attention.
This vile woman 'currently' has no money worries & isn't chronically/seriously ill! There is fuck all wrong with her body and she knows it. She puts on this huge 'anxious/insecure' act which we all see through. Sopha hates that!
Every single item of clothing i could wear 2 years ago doesn't fit along with all my rings that were fine for 25 years.
Since I developed serious health problems, my body has changed drastically and actually I loathe myself. Approaching menopause is a shitty time any woman's life too. I've had to buy new things to wear (not much, as I'm not a big spender on clothes). I eat healthy and none of it is of my own making.
Those who love us for who we are and stand by us through the good and bad times are like gold dust (really found out who) and it's shocked me how few. Not after simpers just saying xx
This bloody woman has no idea! I'm sure her post has upset a good few today. Why is she still 'a thing'?
Sh1tRollsDownHill
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Sausage90
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Pollyanna263
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Fluffy20
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Ok, I’m not defending her because I think her “I’m so insecure with my body since I had Lennie” post is purely for relatability and fishing for compliments BUT as someone who has suffered with an eating disorder I can confirm that it is possible to be 5ft 10” and a size 8 and still think you need to lose weight.
Fortunately I was dealing with it in the days before social media existed and I was certainly aware enough that I would never have actually said that to anyone for fear of offending people who were actually overweight (let alone announcing it to 4 millionbots followers!) but looking around and seeing that everyone else is bigger than you doesn’t stop you from feeling it. Having people telling you that “you’re too skinny”, “you need to eat a decent meal”, “you’ve got a great figure”, “you don’t need to lose anymore weight”, “you look ill”, none of these things stop you from believing it. If Hinch is genuinely feeling unhappy with the size she is then she needs to step away from social media and get some help, and her husband and her family need to support her in doing so.
Fortunately I was dealing with it in the days before social media existed and I was certainly aware enough that I would never have actually said that to anyone for fear of offending people who were actually overweight (let alone announcing it to 4 million
queenpoppy27
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They'll go away in the camper for the weekend and come back to a fully completed outdoor heated pool, complete with slides and diving board and she will have absolutely no idea how this happened to little old her 🥲
DoodlePoodle
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“I’m loving learning all these play activities”…with my SECOND child!
(Poor Ron stuck behind the sofa until he was 2
)
(Poor Ron stuck behind the sofa until he was 2
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pinkwaferbiscuit
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So the woman who puts filters on her filters is now getting all relatable with us gals and is going to boldly wear her summer clothes…..
Fuck off and when you get there, fuck off some more. You can’t sit at the head of your pity party one day and the next casually distort your features to the point of ridicule an act like that’s normal. That’s not showing empathy or support just your narcissistic true self. If your body bothers you that much go and spend all the time and money you have on a good therapist, dietitian, and a personal trainer and learn to be healthy and the acceptance of the things you can’t change; something millions of women would kill for the opportunity to do. But I guess that sounds like too much hard fucking work and you’d rather keep up the poor princess charade. You’d actually win over a lot of people being that honest but what would I know.
Right I’m putting my soapbox away and finishing my gin…
Fuck off and when you get there, fuck off some more. You can’t sit at the head of your pity party one day and the next casually distort your features to the point of ridicule an act like that’s normal. That’s not showing empathy or support just your narcissistic true self. If your body bothers you that much go and spend all the time and money you have on a good therapist, dietitian, and a personal trainer and learn to be healthy and the acceptance of the things you can’t change; something millions of women would kill for the opportunity to do. But I guess that sounds like too much hard fucking work and you’d rather keep up the poor princess charade. You’d actually win over a lot of people being that honest but what would I know.
Right I’m putting my soapbox away and finishing my gin…
Wikiwangocard
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Hinch and Inch. Putting the cunt in country since 2018
Wize Owl
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Guyyyyysh….here’s the fucking floofheads with their rendition of “Fake Grassed Cuntry Garden“ It’s to accompany Jimbobwobblyballs Morris dancing…with Roland (Or whatever he’s called) on vocalsCredit for the tuuuune idea by Clevaaah Schweet'arrrt @Wize Owl, here's some crap nuuuu lyrics guyyysh!
How many thick greedy chavs do you know?
In a fake grassed cuntry garden
I'll tell you now of a couple that I know
In a RaTTAN cuntry garden
Poopybelles as fake as fuck
A Church Pew, some Llama muck
Chavidas attire and a brrrickkk sschhlip fire
Two SUV's and faux cuppa' teas
In Maldon cuntry garden
I managed to talk Mr Owl into accompanying 
) Credit to clevaaaah @☆MagicRoundabout☆ for the lyrics as listed above 
(Volume needed)
Danielle0120
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I simply don't and can't feel sorry for her. Her figures fine, but if she can't see that then that's on her. She has an apparent ED that she's been hospitalised for before so maybe she needs that professional help again. And to stop filtering herself into someone unrecognisable. She does this to herself.
We have to remember this is Hinch. She's a manipulative narcissist. She cannot function without the adoring comments, being told noooo you're beautiful how you are which her inbox will be flooded with by her sheep. She needs them comments to function. That's what she wants.
She needs help and nothing more.
We have to remember this is Hinch. She's a manipulative narcissist. She cannot function without the adoring comments, being told noooo you're beautiful how you are which her inbox will be flooded with by her sheep. She needs them comments to function. That's what she wants.
She needs help and nothing more.