Mrs Hinch #537 Talk to Ronnie properly and you’ll be amazed what he will say back

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someone message her “ how do you get the sun to move? “
 
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I seen this on Facebook and guess who I instantly thought of? If you guessed dearest sopha then you’re correct it really does look like a meal she’d serve

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Jesus what even is that…. it made me shudder and why would you put that on social media for anyone to see

Never mind hanging chandeliers around that tend farm I think she would need to have a look at her roof looks a bit wobbly to me unless she’s filtered it surprise surprise
 

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Are all those plants outside the front door dead? They all look a bit dry and brown to me
 
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As I celebrate my half century today, being the 70's child I am, and now a nusty old git - here's a re-worked Disco classic to the tune of 'Gloria Gaynor's I am what I am'
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Happy birfffday your crusty ole hen. Have a great day, and swipe up to purchase cruncky snacks with ma discount code.

Happy birthday
Have a fab day! Love you, Whoo hoo hoooooooooo
A 3 night stay at Chewton Glen coming your way! Xx
#gifted

The tend farm house has it's shoulder out, hope that helps.
 
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She is fully taking the piss now with her micro climate. Like it's full sun and pure blue skies there at 9am.... It's cloudy as fuck this morning.
 
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So it begins...... what will today bring?

Fucking Fluffheads
ADs
Bragfest
Vomfest
Feel sorry for Sopha Quote
Weepy Al’s latest creatiooooon
Ronni e’s bedroom reveal
Hennerz wasssssh room being used
Or.....that’s it for the day
Where's that fucking Orla tree she had? Is it that one on the right that looks dead?!

Fuck off with your fucking mummmaaaaaaaaazzzzzz!! Fucking prick! No way is that the skies this early in the morning
 
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Frederick krueger himself could entice the WW over if he had carrots ya wally! And what the pre record is that fucking laughing about?
 
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Iv got 14 pages to catch up on, she’s so damn boring! I’m on the Johnny depp thread and reading a few others too, shows how boring soph is!
 
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Faaaanks sooooo maaach for the baaarrrfday wisshes you laaavely lot!
So far, received a wilted Triffid off my narc parents plonked on my doorstep, herbal teas and an out of date diary! Whoooohoooo!
It's they thought that counts so they say, but so far reading your messages and @Wize Owl 's Acorn Mannz clip has been the highlight! Love you nusties! xxx
Cuntry crusty old break in da cuntry tomorrow for 24 hours with warrrrm schnacks and cuppas!
Hinch's Crem entrance plants are shrivelled & dead so that's a good omen!
Incoming bragfest and Shaturday ssshoppers pre-recoded Ads with added eye fucking today?
She's yesschterday 's news and I fiiink she knows itttt but needs the dosh!
Have a splendid day everyone!
 
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