Mrs Hinch #479 Hinchers left in tatters while Sophie buys alpacas

[Bunnykins]

Mrs Hinch #479 Hinchers left in tatters while Sophie buys alpacas
Winning thread title by @Pollyanna263

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Quick recap. Soph is crying because she is being forced to move in to a £1.5m mansion.
#prayforsoph

 

[Andioooop]

14th November is when she posted about the ‘beautiful remembrance service’ & then our Sous said she was very quiet, it’s also when she finally decided to open up about Ronnie

 

[Blondesx40x]

Winning thread title by @Pollyanna263

Quick recap. Soph is crying because she is being forced to move in a £1.5m mansion.
#prayforsoph

I'd rather do away with her to be honest...
Pray for me more like

 

[Mejustme]

Why would an 8ft cleaner and an ex tipping point contestant need security, no one's going to steal your sink or your taking part plaque ....deluded pair of mats

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Press blowing smoke up her fake a crack once again.
"keeps former mansion" Oh purleeeessseeee. It's an extended 4 bed town house for ducks sake, not Buckingham Palace. Nothing at all special about her old house. Milking this forever more so the press keep bigging her up and inflating her ego even more.

 

[Montana90]

Why would an 8ft cleaner and an ex tipping point contestant need security, no one's going to steal your sink or your taking part plaque ....deluded pair of mats

She’s a proper celeb now innit! Got to have the security to match

 

[Pigglet9876]

What was her house like before the extension was it just a two bedroom with a big garden and garage?

 

[ContentCrunch]

#pray4pine

 

[ilovepizza21]

Why does she have such a boner over a door

 

[FancieNancy]

Look what my dad did .... another SS copy I'm not an avid SS supporter but the literal blatant copying of 'content' must be so annoying! Difference being SS seems to be genuinely happy/content whereas Hinch is trying to mask her imminent melt down. I can only imagine what her jealous rages are like behind closed doors she must be seething that her engagement is poor compared to her 'tend best bubs

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I’m going to compile a list of the dates SHE gives us:

Hinch Farm Notable Dates:
November 14th - Claims Weeping Al restored an exterior door

As an aside - all he’s done is clad it in probably mdf and paint with exterior paint (hopefully). It’s not hard. Looks like he glued it on. Replaced the door metal. My partner is good with wood. He says that would take him an hour to knock together. He also said it won’t fair well if he’s not used the right wood.
Eta - as someone else said in order to do this he would have needed his tools in the workshop. I’m sorry but cladding an exterior door to pretty it up isn’t a priority job within the first 2 weeks of getting the keys. Add further fuel to the theory that she moved in late august.

 

[Sleepyquest]

What was her house like before the extension was it just a two bedroom with a big garden and garage?

Thank it was a three bed, small kitchen but pretty massive garden for a new build.

 

[Nose__bag]

As much as she annoys me and how she’s made so much money from cleaning a toilet or dusting her doors i have to say I love the idea of her dad having his workshop at her house and him having his touch on the house with doors etc. She is so very lucky to have that opportunity. I am only in my early 20’s and my dad suffered a stroke and stories like that really hit home that I can’t just phone up my dad anymore and ask for help especially with diy stuff so I love the idea she’s making the most of spending time with her dad.

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

What was her house like before the extension was it just a two bedroom with a big garden and garage?

Three bed... waiting area used to be a room

 

[Bettygee]

#prayfortrace

 

[IndominusRex]

I thought all the work they’ve done so far was important security/privacy work? Not cladding a door.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

The day isn't even over yet but she has gained nearly 3.5k new followers within 15 hours?
Ok den.

 

[Moanyoldwoman]

All the decor is going to be fake country shabby chic - making the door look more “country” ffs

bet she will not take any furniture from castle greyskull into HMP Beigemore instead leaving it for her “family”. Cue the begging

Why the duck would you want to pop back to your old house now and then? Ffs

 

[Fifah1907]

I’m going to compile a list of the dates SHE gives us:

Hinch Farm Notable Dates:
November 14th - Claims Weeping Al restored an exterior door

As an aside - all he’s done is clad it in probably mdf and paint with exterior paint (hopefully). It’s not hard. Looks like he glued it on. Replaced the door metal. My partner is good with wood. He says that would take him an hour to knock together. He also said it won’t fair well if he’s not used the right wood.
Eta - as someone else said in order to do this he would have needed his tools in the workshop. I’m sorry but cladding an exterior door to pretty it up isn’t a priority job within the first 2 weeks of getting the keys. Add further fuel to the theory that she moved in late august.

Just had to mute myself in a meeting because I SNORTED at ‘my partner is good with wood’ and I’m so sorry

 

[MrsD33]

Sorry Big Al, don’t want to make you cry (please! No more bleeping tears!) BUT you need to try harder mate.

This would annoy the duck out of me. Door handle isnt in the centre of the panel