Is she for real?
“Look at my extravagant tip of a door display complete with £100 wooden sleigh and £60 skis”
“Oh guysss what am I like I nipped into Home Bargs for a cloff and ended up filling my trolley with stuff I don’t need. Not sure where I’ll put it all or what I’ll use it for but you know… STUFF”
“No cheap advent calendars here guys. My kids get a present every day. Even the dog gets one. Can’t leave him out”
“Oh and don’t get me started on this free GHD stuff I’ve been gifted. I won’t show you how it’s used as I’m giving it to someone for Christmas (can’t spend my own money) so can’t use it but I’ll sit and film myself stroking it for a few seconds to bag my 24k then I’ll go back to using my Dyson hairdryer (that I never got
) instead”
CUE POST ABOUT POOR FUCKING PEASANTS BEFORE SHE TROTTS OFF ON HOLIDAY FOR CHRISTMAS.
Never have I wanted Covid restrictions to fuck someone’s plans so much. Not that she’d abide by them but it’d fuck up her planned content. She really is the pits.