Mrs Hinch #458 Overground, underground, waffling free, the hincher of grey skull gets a free TV!
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Soph finally did the ad for the Sky Glass TV thatās been sitting in her lounge for weeks.
She tended it had arrived on Saturday after she and James had decided āto go for itā and accept the freebie.
The whole thing was worded to make it look like she was so impressed with the launch that sheād decided to buy her her own but without ever mentioning the words bought, buy, paid etc. We know it was gifted. Everyone else on Instagram was gifted one.
We also know itās been sat there since at least the beginning of the month when it featured on 5th November in the Bonfire night crafting with Ron stories. (see evidence below)
Note to Soph be more careful of your backgrounds in stories hunnay. Youād think youād have learnt after AstroTurfgate. We donāt want your sheep thinking lying to them is a habit. Iām sure theyāre still struggling to work out how they heard Ron saying āthereā to you on a video and now youāre telling them youāve never heard his voice.
On the subject of little Ron, Soph decided to share the pearls of wisdom her moronic fans had sent her on the subject of his speech delay. There was a general theme of āheāll be fine Soph, my kid was like that but now gives speeches to the House of Commons on a Thursdayā running through them. Clearly sheās in denial still and doesnāt want to accept that it could be a long road ahead. Take your kids off social media now Soph and concentrate on finding Ron someone to guide him.
In between all this was another Tessshco product drop, which was some overpriced brown paper bags sheās calling gift bags and another cooking story featuring pasta, cheese and broccoli, but in a twist no cherry tomatoes or jusārol. She and JamieSmallKnobNoJb also posted a video of Ronnie at Baby ballers to show his progress from starting to now. Sweet. Along with a swipe up ad for them. Not so sweet.
Then she posted a poppy service photo from outside her local church where Father James was conducting his latest sermon. I couldnāt see any pyjamas in the photo though so it mustnāt have been a traditional Hinch memorial.
And in the most exciting development of the week Private Eye published a tongue in cheek review of her new book in which they called her out for the deceitful, manipulative, robbing cow she is...
Thanks to @shazbev for this gem!
I doubt Soph will see it though, as Private Eye doesnāt have her face on the cover and she hasnāt read here since Jane Austen was working on her first novel.
On Monday she wanted to know what our favourite waffle topping was? Iām not sure but Iām guessing Sophās only comes with extra bullshit. Particularly as the waffle shop she photographed is actually shut on Mondays...
It was a busy day. She tried to flog the photo book that only has her Instagram grid photos in it, she shined her sink (but didnāt show herself doing it) and she made a Christmas tree napkin that looked like a Cornish pasty that Jamie had sat on in the car as a shhhneaky tessshco ad. It was of course stolen from Tik Tok and not credited.
Hopefully sheās not too exhausted for a Gretel rant and an inspirational quote tonight!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @Wowsers_33
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Soph finally did the ad for the Sky Glass TV thatās been sitting in her lounge for weeks.
She tended it had arrived on Saturday after she and James had decided āto go for itā and accept the freebie.
The whole thing was worded to make it look like she was so impressed with the launch that sheād decided to buy her her own but without ever mentioning the words bought, buy, paid etc. We know it was gifted. Everyone else on Instagram was gifted one.
We also know itās been sat there since at least the beginning of the month when it featured on 5th November in the Bonfire night crafting with Ron stories. (see evidence below)
Note to Soph be more careful of your backgrounds in stories hunnay. Youād think youād have learnt after AstroTurfgate. We donāt want your sheep thinking lying to them is a habit. Iām sure theyāre still struggling to work out how they heard Ron saying āthereā to you on a video and now youāre telling them youāve never heard his voice.
On the subject of little Ron, Soph decided to share the pearls of wisdom her moronic fans had sent her on the subject of his speech delay. There was a general theme of āheāll be fine Soph, my kid was like that but now gives speeches to the House of Commons on a Thursdayā running through them. Clearly sheās in denial still and doesnāt want to accept that it could be a long road ahead. Take your kids off social media now Soph and concentrate on finding Ron someone to guide him.
In between all this was another Tessshco product drop, which was some overpriced brown paper bags sheās calling gift bags and another cooking story featuring pasta, cheese and broccoli, but in a twist no cherry tomatoes or jusārol. She and JamieSmallKnobNoJb also posted a video of Ronnie at Baby ballers to show his progress from starting to now. Sweet. Along with a swipe up ad for them. Not so sweet.
Then she posted a poppy service photo from outside her local church where Father James was conducting his latest sermon. I couldnāt see any pyjamas in the photo though so it mustnāt have been a traditional Hinch memorial.
And in the most exciting development of the week Private Eye published a tongue in cheek review of her new book in which they called her out for the deceitful, manipulative, robbing cow she is...
Thanks to @shazbev for this gem!
I doubt Soph will see it though, as Private Eye doesnāt have her face on the cover and she hasnāt read here since Jane Austen was working on her first novel.
On Monday she wanted to know what our favourite waffle topping was? Iām not sure but Iām guessing Sophās only comes with extra bullshit. Particularly as the waffle shop she photographed is actually shut on Mondays...
It was a busy day. She tried to flog the photo book that only has her Instagram grid photos in it, she shined her sink (but didnāt show herself doing it) and she made a Christmas tree napkin that looked like a Cornish pasty that Jamie had sat on in the car as a shhhneaky tessshco ad. It was of course stolen from Tik Tok and not credited.
Hopefully sheās not too exhausted for a Gretel rant and an inspirational quote tonight!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
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hope heās getting the support he needs from behind the scenes, nursery etc, even if sheāll have everyone believe she needs all the ideas she can get aka increased engagement 
my husband would go mad if I done that!
) is a precursor to a Gretel rant. Some ātrollā will no doubt message her and make a comment about how āhe should be talking by nowā and sheāll use that as another opportunity for sympathy engagement. (Before another ad, obvs)
xx
