Mrs Hinch #455 I’m a tend sleb, get me out of childcare
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She started Friday with one of her “walks” that always seem to be hinting at something and set Tattle off on the hunt for Hinch Farm again. She followed that up with another ad for the bloody notebook that clearly nobody wants.
It was Bonfire Night so Soph saw the opportunity for some easy family content. She said that Ron hates fireworks so had a pop at making him some edible sparklers which funnily enough turned out to be inedible when she made them, she immediately put the Gretel filter on and went on a troll rant
She then remade them and said they were lovely. She didn’t let Ron help make them despite it being an activity many nurseries and online toddler accounts have been doing with the kids.
She and the Cling On niece made some space rockets as an activity this is because she’s stupid and can’t tell the difference between a firework rocket and space one. Ron was allowed to have a go at painting one but she never showed his finished rocket on her photo of them because she’s a cow who thinks her toddler’s efforts aren’t Instagram worthy.
She then stole @Danielle0120 idea of putting a sparkler in a carrot for Ron to hold (she’s not read Tattle since Guy Fawkes was alive) so at least he had a go at that. They also had some silent fireworks for him which looked like she’d lit a fabulousa blast can on her wooden bench and it’s a miracle that her entire plastic garden didn’t melt from the heat.
Then we were treated to Soph spinning round with a sparkler in the garden with a power ballad soundtrack and her squealing “look mum!” at the fireworks.
Just when you thought she’d fucked off for the night she was back with a sickly story about how she “can’t put down Holly Willoughby’s new book. Same publisher? Anyway she clearly could put it down as she’s only on page 37. Holly reciprocated her love in with an equally insincere and sickly story back. Scrap her off our list of decent celebs immediately...
Saturday and she was starting the madness early with a weird quote about how no one would love Lennie like her. Stop projecting your narcissism on to a baby Sophie.
Then there was a pointless story about her Joolz pushchair which was suspiciously like an advert for them and the baby shop she uses. She claimed to use it all the time, but the ever eagle eyed @HinchesSousChef spotted the box for it on the patio in a later story about Henry loving fireworks.
She moved on to some cleaning but really it was just an advert for Scub Daddy again. She cleaned her oven and insisted we all do the same, but she got about £24k for cleaning hers so I’m out.
This was followed with a tessshco ad for her new brushed cotton duvet covers (they’re sooo cosy country guyshhh
)and then an announcement that she’s bringing out an entire cookware range because she’s renowned for her culinary prowess with delicacies such as the mugshot eaten from a Pyrex jug and the spaghetti hoop pie.
She didn’t post at all yesterday but Jamie will be busy working as it was a Sunday.
She did however spend time deleting various gridpost photos including a notorious #RonANDREX “conversation” photo and she’s still starting to follow high end furniture and “country style” businesses to go on the beg for Hinch Farm.
ATV
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @YorkshireTeaTime
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
She started Friday with one of her “walks” that always seem to be hinting at something and set Tattle off on the hunt for Hinch Farm again. She followed that up with another ad for the bloody notebook that clearly nobody wants.
It was Bonfire Night so Soph saw the opportunity for some easy family content. She said that Ron hates fireworks so had a pop at making him some edible sparklers which funnily enough turned out to be inedible when she made them, she immediately put the Gretel filter on and went on a troll rant
She then remade them and said they were lovely. She didn’t let Ron help make them despite it being an activity many nurseries and online toddler accounts have been doing with the kids.
She and the Cling On niece made some space rockets as an activity this is because she’s stupid and can’t tell the difference between a firework rocket and space one. Ron was allowed to have a go at painting one but she never showed his finished rocket on her photo of them because she’s a cow who thinks her toddler’s efforts aren’t Instagram worthy.
She then stole @Danielle0120 idea of putting a sparkler in a carrot for Ron to hold (she’s not read Tattle since Guy Fawkes was alive) so at least he had a go at that. They also had some silent fireworks for him which looked like she’d lit a fabulousa blast can on her wooden bench and it’s a miracle that her entire plastic garden didn’t melt from the heat.
Then we were treated to Soph spinning round with a sparkler in the garden with a power ballad soundtrack and her squealing “look mum!” at the fireworks.
Just when you thought she’d fucked off for the night she was back with a sickly story about how she “can’t put down Holly Willoughby’s new book. Same publisher? Anyway she clearly could put it down as she’s only on page 37. Holly reciprocated her love in with an equally insincere and sickly story back. Scrap her off our list of decent celebs immediately...
Saturday and she was starting the madness early with a weird quote about how no one would love Lennie like her. Stop projecting your narcissism on to a baby Sophie.
Then there was a pointless story about her Joolz pushchair which was suspiciously like an advert for them and the baby shop she uses. She claimed to use it all the time, but the ever eagle eyed @HinchesSousChef spotted the box for it on the patio in a later story about Henry loving fireworks.
She moved on to some cleaning but really it was just an advert for Scub Daddy again. She cleaned her oven and insisted we all do the same, but she got about £24k for cleaning hers so I’m out.
This was followed with a tessshco ad for her new brushed cotton duvet covers (they’re sooo cosy country guyshhh
)and then an announcement that she’s bringing out an entire cookware range because she’s renowned for her culinary prowess with delicacies such as the mugshot eaten from a Pyrex jug and the spaghetti hoop pie.She didn’t post at all yesterday but Jamie will be busy working as it was a Sunday.
She did however spend time deleting various gridpost photos including a notorious #RonANDREX “conversation” photo and she’s still starting to follow high end furniture and “country style” businesses to go on the beg for Hinch Farm.
ATV
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
but that would be bad engagement day so....... Great recap as always
