Mrs Hinch #451 Let’s all go to Tesco’s to laugh at Sopha’s best clothes
Winning thread title by @b1tcht1tz
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Tuesday Sophie did nothing.
Wednesday she came back with an advert for her eagerly anticipated notebook, did a two second jetwash video that was probably a Jamie pre-record and made some slop for their dinner using her staple ingredients of jus’roll croissant mix (!!) plastic cheese, tomatoes she grew and peppers that she attacked with some scissors.
She ended the day with a gratitude list in an ad for her new notebook.
She should be grateful for the thick sheep who provide her lifestyle.
Thursday and it’s JimBobNoJob’s birthday and the day of the notebook launch.
She wished him happy birthday with a plagiarised quote from google and some photos from their wedding day. Love you, woo hoo hoooo. No fun pics of him alone or with his boys. Just the dreary old wedding again to ensure the focus is on her as always. She sent him a “dad dad” card from the kids and the dog but signed it herself, as bubs, first.
She did more ads for the book by sharing photos of it that the sheep tagged her in. What a sad little life it is to be a Hincher.
She’s insulted and upset more people on a Podcast she did with Vicky Pattison, which was released today, where she socially stereotyped people from the North and said having OCD was “popular right now.”
She spoke about trolls
said she doesn’t know where her dad is from, claimed she was supposed to be on this year’s series of Strictly Come Dancing, but she was too tall and had to look after Lennie 
and says she wants to be on I’m On A Celeb. 
Also claims Ron can sing “the wheels on the bus”
despite his “invisible speech needs”.
I hope he can and I hope that when he does he’s taking the piss out of her meltdown over having to take him on a bus....
Meanwhile as it’s book launch day here’s a game of spot the difference for Soph to play ...
Revolutionize the way you plan, create, and record your day-to-day experiences with My Life in Lists. Here, talented artist Nicole Barlettano has created beautifully illustrated collection pages for you to start filling in your thoughts, dreams, and lists of favorites as you push past planning into the wilder possibilities of a free-form journal. Catalog the rodeo of ideas and distractions constantly rattling around in your brain as you fill in these pages, with collections that include exercises in self-discovery and gratitude, but also a place to record important information and track your progress on ongoing projects. Combining mindfulness with productivity, these thoughtfully designed collections will take you beyond basic journaling to help you manage your life in this crazy world: Life Goals Achievements & Milestones, Book Tracker, Music Tracker, Idea Page, Un-Do List, Dear Diary, Movie Tracker, Self Care, To-Do List, Acts of Kindness, Travel Bucket List, Then vs. Now Yearly Check-In/Resolutions, What Worked/What Didn't. Improve every aspect of your life with this exceptionally useful journal.
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Life in Lists is packed full of brand new lists to make organising your life the simplest it's ever been. Alongside Mrs Hinch's favourite Hinch Lists, new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead, whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week. Life in Lists also includes sections on self-care, gratitude and goal setting, to help readers take time to focus on themselves, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, as well as plan for the future. ?Every avid Hincher knows, there's only one way to absolutely slay your day - lists lists and more lists... you'll be able to tackle busy weeks head on, then look back at everything you've achieved with your feet up? OK! ?When life feels chaotic, discover the power of a simple list - as told by the queen of organisation herself? The Telegraph ?An absolute essential for getting your life in order?
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Thanks @BeeHappy for the podcast goss and @Not_A_Troll @daddydaycare for the screen grabs of the copied book and the podcast stream
In other news Tattle got a new Mrs Hinch gallery here so head over to upload your favourite duck ups!
https://tattle.life/media/categories/mrs-hinch.6/
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @b1tcht1tz
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
No swears in titles!
Tuesday Sophie did nothing.
Wednesday she came back with an advert for her eagerly anticipated notebook, did a two second jetwash video that was probably a Jamie pre-record and made some slop for their dinner using her staple ingredients of jus’roll croissant mix (!!) plastic cheese, tomatoes she grew and peppers that she attacked with some scissors.
She ended the day with a gratitude list in an ad for her new notebook.
She should be grateful for the thick sheep who provide her lifestyle.
Thursday and it’s JimBobNoJob’s birthday and the day of the notebook launch.
She wished him happy birthday with a plagiarised quote from google and some photos from their wedding day. Love you, woo hoo hoooo. No fun pics of him alone or with his boys. Just the dreary old wedding again to ensure the focus is on her as always. She sent him a “dad dad” card from the kids and the dog but signed it herself, as bubs, first.
She did more ads for the book by sharing photos of it that the sheep tagged her in. What a sad little life it is to be a Hincher.
She’s insulted and upset more people on a Podcast she did with Vicky Pattison, which was released today, where she socially stereotyped people from the North and said having OCD was “popular right now.”
She spoke about trolls
said she doesn’t know where her dad is from, claimed she was supposed to be on this year’s series of Strictly Come Dancing, but she was too tall and had to look after Lennie and says she wants to be on I’m On A Celeb. Also claims Ron can sing “the wheels on the bus”
despite his “invisible speech needs”.I hope he can and I hope that when he does he’s taking the piss out of her meltdown over having to take him on a bus....
Meanwhile as it’s book launch day here’s a game of spot the difference for Soph to play ...
Revolutionize the way you plan, create, and record your day-to-day experiences with My Life in Lists. Here, talented artist Nicole Barlettano has created beautifully illustrated collection pages for you to start filling in your thoughts, dreams, and lists of favorites as you push past planning into the wilder possibilities of a free-form journal. Catalog the rodeo of ideas and distractions constantly rattling around in your brain as you fill in these pages, with collections that include exercises in self-discovery and gratitude, but also a place to record important information and track your progress on ongoing projects. Combining mindfulness with productivity, these thoughtfully designed collections will take you beyond basic journaling to help you manage your life in this crazy world: Life Goals Achievements & Milestones, Book Tracker, Music Tracker, Idea Page, Un-Do List, Dear Diary, Movie Tracker, Self Care, To-Do List, Acts of Kindness, Travel Bucket List, Then vs. Now Yearly Check-In/Resolutions, What Worked/What Didn't. Improve every aspect of your life with this exceptionally useful journal.
...
Life in Lists is packed full of brand new lists to make organising your life the simplest it's ever been. Alongside Mrs Hinch's favourite Hinch Lists, new Monthly and Seasonal Hinch Lists will be all you need to help you plan ahead, whether it's sorting out your big spring clean, organising your dream holiday celebration or just getting ready for a new week. Life in Lists also includes sections on self-care, gratitude and goal setting, to help readers take time to focus on themselves, reflect back on all the amazing things in life, as well as plan for the future. ?Every avid Hincher knows, there's only one way to absolutely slay your day - lists lists and more lists... you'll be able to tackle busy weeks head on, then look back at everything you've achieved with your feet up? OK! ?When life feels chaotic, discover the power of a simple list - as told by the queen of organisation herself? The Telegraph ?An absolute essential for getting your life in order?
...
Thanks @BeeHappy for the podcast goss and @Not_A_Troll @daddydaycare for the screen grabs of the copied book and the podcast stream
In other news Tattle got a new Mrs Hinch gallery here so head over to upload your favourite duck ups!
https://tattle.life/media/categories/mrs-hinch.6/
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
not sure who this lady is. Why would anyone think this is good to dress up as for Halloween? It wasn’t good when Snofa done it last year and it’s not good this year!
