Mrs Hinch #447 Fake letters, a teschoo clothes collection and tit content, I’ve lost the wheel to live!! (Edited to fit)
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Following on from her fake fan note Tattle found the receipts from all her previous love letters left to her by Hinchers and they all seems to have very similar writing to dear old Soph. Is this because they are all clone bots wearing identikit beige fleece loungewear and living in replica greycells houses or because Sophie is writing them to herself? I’ll leave that up to you, but the evidence is there and it isn’t pretty. 
Soph was very quiet on Tuesday posting only a load of old pre-recorded crap for the latest drop of her Tesssshco tat range. If you want a woolly vest and matching headband, then she’s got you bubs!
Soph pretending to be a ‘fashun’ designer is hilarious and the fact that she’s now trying to claim she’s drawn the designs herself is even more of a joke. Writing pockets next to a drawing of some pockets and drawing a love heart next to a jumper doesn’t make you Stella McCartney hunnay!
She’s also chosen some luxurious fabrics for this range including “pet blanket” and “see through Chinese sweat shop polyester.” The colours are faded black, used to be white, but then went in a hot wash cream and you get a free boob job with the woolly vest too! Every little bit helps eh Soph!
Meanwhile Best Bubs Stinky Stacey just happened to ask Joe to tootle along to Primark to record Rex seeing her huge window display for HER clothing collection that she missed being launched due to birthing Princess Pickle. It was purely a coincidence that it was the same day Soph launched hers. Love you to the moon and back...
Vicky Pattison then posted a licky bumbuminnit story that Hinch is recording her podcast on Wednesday and asked for people to send in questions for it. Why do you write letters to yourself? Why do pretend this all happened to you by accident when you’re a saleswoman who plotted it with your husband from day one? Why are you a twit?
Somehow I doubt this will rival the Frost Nixon interview...
Wednesday and so far we’ve had Gretel in mood about Jaymeh and her crappy sofa having pen on it and the no.1 best selling orfa explaining why she’s so thick that she thought that willpower was wheel power..
She then uploaded the cauliflower cake again. Because once wasn’t enough and because she reads Tattle and knows it makes us all giggle. I’m fank you Sopha.
Other dross included more comedy conversations between the Hinch Bros (c) and Henry sat in the garden because he laaaavs the wind.
Who knows what further excitement will unfold!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @Bettygee
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
Following on from her fake fan note Tattle found the receipts from all her previous love letters left to her by Hinchers and they all seems to have very similar writing to dear old Soph. Is this because they are all clone bots wearing identikit beige fleece loungewear and living in replica grey
Soph was very quiet on Tuesday posting only a load of old pre-recorded crap for the latest drop of her Tesssshco tat range. If you want a woolly vest and matching headband, then she’s got you bubs!
Soph pretending to be a ‘fashun’ designer is hilarious and the fact that she’s now trying to claim she’s drawn the designs herself is even more of a joke. Writing pockets next to a drawing of some pockets and drawing a love heart next to a jumper doesn’t make you Stella McCartney hunnay!
She’s also chosen some luxurious fabrics for this range including “pet blanket” and “see through Chinese sweat shop polyester.” The colours are faded black, used to be white, but then went in a hot wash cream and you get a free boob job with the woolly vest too! Every little bit helps eh Soph!
Meanwhile Best Bubs Stinky Stacey just happened to ask Joe to tootle along to Primark to record Rex seeing her huge window display for HER clothing collection that she missed being launched due to birthing Princess Pickle. It was purely a coincidence that it was the same day Soph launched hers. Love you to the moon and back...
Vicky Pattison then posted a licky bumbuminnit story that Hinch is recording her podcast on Wednesday and asked for people to send in questions for it. Why do you write letters to yourself? Why do pretend this all happened to you by accident when you’re a saleswoman who plotted it with your husband from day one? Why are you a twit?
Somehow I doubt this will rival the Frost Nixon interview...
Wednesday and so far we’ve had Gretel in mood about Jaymeh and her crappy sofa having pen on it and the no.1 best selling orfa explaining why she’s so thick that she thought that willpower was wheel power..
She then uploaded the cauliflower cake again. Because once wasn’t enough and because she reads Tattle and knows it makes us all giggle. I’m fank you Sopha.
Other dross included more comedy conversations between the Hinch Bros (c) and Henry sat in the garden because he laaaavs the wind.
Who knows what further excitement will unfold!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
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. Hey best selling author it's 'willpower'.
