Mrs Hinch #446 Boobs match her taste in music: Bolt-ons
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Sunday night and āGretelā came on to have a headwobbling tongue twisting meltdown because Stacey had posted photos of Rose and Rex on the grid. Soph needed an excuse to vent her jealousy by having a full on witch rant so sent herself a message claiming to be a ātrollā accusing her of having a cleaner.
She threw some bits on the lounge floor to tend that Ron is allowed to play and shared messages from her nutty sheep who were all telling her how hilarious she is when sheās ranting. You can imagine them all in the taxi queue outside Sugar Hut canāt you?
Jamie immediately went into damage control mode and started sharing old photos of Princess Soph but as per usual he fucked it up by sharing a video of her with Freda Fiddle Fingers at the fair that she went to alone after the bus ride from hell. So not only was Fiddler there so was JimBobNoJob. He also shared a photo of Soph in the hot tub during their anniversary trip where it became apparent that Michael isnāt the only Bolt-on that she and Inch are fans of. āSophie hasnāt had any surgery, thank you!ā
Monday and we had another day of playing with the dollās house as Soph finished the bathroom with a miniature version of her Best Bubās bog and an array of choking hazards.
Then after such hard work it was a well deserved date night as Inch whisked her off to watch a Michael Bolton gig where she was acting like poor old Mike should take out a restriction order and wanting to sniff him. Whilst there she bumped in to many of her fans and was given a hand written note from one who she helped through chemo...
Orrrrr she actually was only noticed by one person, saw her arse that Michael Bolton didnāt know who she was, so wrote herself a load of old crap to boost her ego again. You decide.
All the best.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @or JusRollWithIt
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
Sunday night and āGretelā came on to have a headwobbling tongue twisting meltdown because Stacey had posted photos of Rose and Rex on the grid. Soph needed an excuse to vent her jealousy by having a full on witch rant so sent herself a message claiming to be a ātrollā accusing her of having a cleaner.
She threw some bits on the lounge floor to tend that Ron is allowed to play and shared messages from her nutty sheep who were all telling her how hilarious she is when sheās ranting. You can imagine them all in the taxi queue outside Sugar Hut canāt you?
Jamie immediately went into damage control mode and started sharing old photos of Princess Soph but as per usual he fucked it up by sharing a video of her with Freda Fiddle Fingers at the fair that she went to alone after the bus ride from hell. So not only was Fiddler there so was JimBobNoJob. He also shared a photo of Soph in the hot tub during their anniversary trip where it became apparent that Michael isnāt the only Bolt-on that she and Inch are fans of. āSophie hasnāt had any surgery, thank you!ā
Monday and we had another day of playing with the dollās house as Soph finished the bathroom with a miniature version of her Best Bubās bog and an array of choking hazards.
Then after such hard work it was a well deserved date night as Inch whisked her off to watch a Michael Bolton gig where she was acting like poor old Mike should take out a restriction order and wanting to sniff him. Whilst there she bumped in to many of her fans and was given a hand written note from one who she helped through chemo...
Orrrrr she actually was only noticed by one person, saw her arse that Michael Bolton didnāt know who she was, so wrote herself a load of old crap to boost her ego again. You decide.
All the best.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
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