Bunnykins
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Mrs Hinch #440 Mrs Hinch, still a _ _ _ _
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The big news is Best Bubs forever has had Princess Pickle after giving birth in Pickle Cottage on her own birthday and doesn’t Soph just hate it.
Doing her usual OTT gushing over Stacey she took to her Instagram stories with a screen grab of her FaceTime conversation with mum and baby and calling them her “darling girls”. Sharing a photo of someone else’s day old baby on an account with 4 million bots just after her own mum is weird enough, but MY darling girls? You have to wonder what Joe Swash thinks of auntie Soph and her cloying behaviour. She also added five dashes like she was alluding to the baby’s name with some weird game of wheel of fortune.
We don’t care if you know the baby’s name hun. I just hope it rhymes with Ronnie.
As usual with Sophie that wasn’t enough, she had to carry it on and post another ott message on Stacey’s gridpost. Telling the baby she loves her and she is already loved by millions. She is not loved by millions. She’s loved by her mum and dad and family and do you know what Soph that’s enough for most people who don’t have this insatiable need like you to be adored by the whole fucking world. Stop projecting your narcissism on to someone else’s child.
Away from the Princess Pickle news Soph had a day of advertising and shit cooking again, she showed the full montage of her day out to Teshhhco to see her tat on their shelves and filmed herself and Jamie and Ron stocking up a trolley full of it even though she’s already got it all. It was just a big ad and she pretended it was her dream come true to be in Tesco after they were closed to public. Let’s face it, anything where she’s getting shit loads of cash for doing very little is her dream come true.
She did another ad for some Desenio art prints where she actually used some colour in Castle Greyskull and chose some blue to match her own range candles, two ads in one! Result! She also pretended she’d invented the word Greige. A commonly used word in interiors and on Tattle.
Then she cooked up salmonella and spinach surprise for everyone’s lunch, showed off that bloody baby caddy again and told her sheep to pay £16 on amazon for some liquid talc you can get for about £1 in Asda or Home Bargain.
Wednesday started with another filtered photo of Sophie with Lennie and a video to prove she let’s Ron play. Very good Soph, have a sticker for your chart. Luckily Ron selected the least messy activities. Not at all suspicious...
Then she did her go to attention seeking nasty trolls post and shared some licky bumbuminnit messages from her sheep including one from a supposed nursery nurse regarding Ron’s speech. Stacey’s getting too much attention so she needs to pretend people are bullying her children.
She also did yet another advert for her tesco range where she tried to pretend she designed the seersucker duvet sets she’s selling despite the fact they are a complete rip off the matalan ones she was flogging for years and every shop on the planet stocks their own version of them.
No lunch recipe so far so everyone might have some hope of keeping their own lunch down
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @Jamiehinchnot
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
The big news is Best Bubs forever has had Princess Pickle after giving birth in Pickle Cottage on her own birthday and doesn’t Soph just hate it.
Doing her usual OTT gushing over Stacey she took to her Instagram stories with a screen grab of her FaceTime conversation with mum and baby and calling them her “darling girls”. Sharing a photo of someone else’s day old baby on an account with 4 million bots just after her own mum is weird enough, but MY darling girls? You have to wonder what Joe Swash thinks of auntie Soph and her cloying behaviour. She also added five dashes like she was alluding to the baby’s name with some weird game of wheel of fortune.
We don’t care if you know the baby’s name hun. I just hope it rhymes with Ronnie.
As usual with Sophie that wasn’t enough, she had to carry it on and post another ott message on Stacey’s gridpost. Telling the baby she loves her and she is already loved by millions. She is not loved by millions. She’s loved by her mum and dad and family and do you know what Soph that’s enough for most people who don’t have this insatiable need like you to be adored by the whole fucking world. Stop projecting your narcissism on to someone else’s child.
Away from the Princess Pickle news Soph had a day of advertising and shit cooking again, she showed the full montage of her day out to Teshhhco to see her tat on their shelves and filmed herself and Jamie and Ron stocking up a trolley full of it even though she’s already got it all. It was just a big ad and she pretended it was her dream come true to be in Tesco after they were closed to public. Let’s face it, anything where she’s getting shit loads of cash for doing very little is her dream come true.
She did another ad for some Desenio art prints where she actually used some colour in Castle Greyskull and chose some blue to match her own range candles, two ads in one! Result! She also pretended she’d invented the word Greige. A commonly used word in interiors and on Tattle.
Then she cooked up salmonella and spinach surprise for everyone’s lunch, showed off that bloody baby caddy again and told her sheep to pay £16 on amazon for some liquid talc you can get for about £1 in Asda or Home Bargain.
Wednesday started with another filtered photo of Sophie with Lennie and a video to prove she let’s Ron play. Very good Soph, have a sticker for your chart. Luckily Ron selected the least messy activities. Not at all suspicious...
Then she did her go to attention seeking nasty trolls post and shared some licky bumbuminnit messages from her sheep including one from a supposed nursery nurse regarding Ron’s speech. Stacey’s getting too much attention so she needs to pretend people are bullying her children.
She also did yet another advert for her tesco range where she tried to pretend she designed the seersucker duvet sets she’s selling despite the fact they are a complete rip off the matalan ones she was flogging for years and every shop on the planet stocks their own version of them.
No lunch recipe so far so everyone might have some hope of keeping their own lunch down
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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