Late to the party here but that was a hilarious recap...is that actually Sophie in the pics, she looks nothing like her instagram pics!!Mrs Hinch #414 - Vases are white, plates are too, soon Sheep will be asking Mrs Hinch who?
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Big news guyysssshhh! Hinch has got up off the sofa! I repeat Hinch has got up off the sofa! And not only that she’s actually left Castle Greyskull’s compound! Not that you’d know that if you don't follow her best bubs Stacey Solomon as Hinch wants you to think she’s still sitting on the sofa, Lenor attached to her shoulder, struggling and trying to find her futzzz.
Yes what a surprise we were all in for on Thursday afternoon when Stinky Stace took to her stories to upload videos from her girlie shopping trip with some strange woman we’ve never seen before, but who she assured us was Mrs Hinch!
There was our Sophie sans her favourite skinny / death filter looking glowy, healthy and happy (if a little puffy in the cheeks) larking about in Victoria’s Secret, laden with bags, sipping away on a takeaway drink, prancing about in a shop mirror and acting as giddy as a schoolgirl. Full of the joys, the anxiety riddled pair posed up a storm in the busy shopping centre before uploading the video for Stacey’s 4.6m followers to also see.
Next it was off to Home And Bargain where they picked up some Jo Malone candles, MAC make up, Gucci bath oil, designer baby wear and matching tracksuits so they can be twinnies when they go to the park to drink white lightning cider on the swings.
The day was rounded off by a trip to TGI’s were Hinch was disappointed to learn there was no spaghetti hoop pie on the menu and Stace was just pleased to have completed all of her commitments before she began her maternity leave on Friday. There was also a mystery photographer on hand to capture the best bubs girls only day out...surely the whole outing wasn’t a non disclosed paid for ad by Lakeside?
Back home and in the bath - at least she got washed for a change - Stace began pondering Soph - as you do when you’re in the bath - and decided that what was needed was a saccharine sweet message to let Sophie know she is still herself. Presumably this is because saint Sophie is so selfless that she hasn’t given herself a second thought since having Lenor and struggles to make any time for herself as she only has her husband at home all day with her and Freda Fiddle Fingers on speed dial 24/7, as well as not having to leave the house to earn a living and being a millionaire who can afford any help she needs as and when she likes. #prayforhinch
It was by now Thursday evening and still not a peep from little old Soph...
She must still be struggling on the sofa ....
Oh no, here’s Inch with a Mummy’s Home photo. Home from where? Still no one’s mentioned her big girl’s day out...
Ooh here’s a video from Inch, is Soph going to tell us all about her fun time out with her best bubs? Did they go to the moon and back?
A compromise on having to mention she went out was clearly finding the cheapest product she bought during the trip so as not to upset her pound shop haul hounds so Inch came on wittering on about massaging Hinch’s giant trotters with some peppermint foot cream she bought in Lush whilst she squirmed about trying to hide herself from being filmed and acting all coy, obviously unsure of which persona to adopt.
Still no mention of her seeing Stacey or going to shops with her. No shares by either Inch or Hinch of Stacey’s stories and photos of Hinch larking about and living it up without a care in the world. For all her fans, who don’t follow Stacey, know Sophie bobbed out to Lush for half an hour and came straight back home to resume struggling on the sofa. Job done.
Friday came and Inch was back...again. This time he was sneaking up on Sophie in the garage - thank Christ it wasn’t the other way round - and she looked thrilled to see him. Not really, she looked like she was wondering how many bin bags it would take to dispose of the body.
She was busy unpacking some of her new Teshhhhco tat range wot she has designed all by her little old self. Inch was keen for her to give us a sneak peek. Hinch held up a white vase. Groundbreaking design right there. I never thought she could surpass the white bath towel she designed last season, but there you have it. You just can’t hold back a creative talent like hers.
Saturday morning and Inch and Ronderella were on their way out to the shops to pick up bits from mummy’s list. Mummy couldn’t go because they aren’t famous and don’t have enough followers on their Instagram. Ronnie has had another make over this time he’s been dressed as Joey Essex circa 2012.
There was also much merriment after a kids clothing firm the Hinch’s have been advertising for decided to thank them for dressing the Kray twins in their clobber...
Saturday afternoon and what do you know, just a day after the sneak peek at Hinch’s innovative new range and the huns are already posting that they’ve been down to Tessshco and bought up more tat including a white dinner service and the white vase. Inch is soooo proud and who can blame him? White plates! Game changer.
Following on from the lacklustre launch of her first range during lockdown you’d think she’d be all over the second range, but no. She’s off on maternity leave so is ignoring it again. Tesshhhco must be thrilled!
The big question now is how long before it’s all reduced to clear again...
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Mrs Hinch #414 Vases are white, plates are too, soon Sheep will be asking Mrs Hinch who?
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As the comment below it said, “you look unreal.”Has her head been photoshopped on to this picture? It looks disproportionately large in comparison to her neck! I see the craters are back beneath her collar bones too!
I was going to say the same thing. This level of Photoshopping is dysmorphic. I say it with respect to as its an awful disorder. Hers has to be one of the more extreme cases on social media. From SS pics to this... Seriously somthing is very wrong!!! Please please get help, or encourage her to get help. We know you read here. So read this.... This is a illness that needs treatment. To distort pictures of yourself to this level means you have a negative body image and this needs adjusting. For you jamie, how can you see these pics of sophie then look at the true sophie and not realise she needs help. Get off SM and invest in positive mental health. You have two children who need to see that its ok to br who they are and secure in their own skin. Not seeing 101 versions of their parents which will fill them with insecurity.
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Doesn’t she have more than one child?! As in human children?! So not only has Ronnie been cast aside for 4million bots to see, he’s also been cast aside on her, I’m assuming, personal Facebook! Ok it’s good she’s not using him anymore, but to literally act like he doesn’t even exist is so bad. Would it be so hard to just say something along the lines of ‘ I feel it’s best to keep Ronnie off social media, because of x,y,z’ would be even better if she did the same for Lennie!
why alter your face to look like Pete burns or Paul the alien - just why
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why alter your face to look like Pete burns or Paul the alien - just why
and she will Poor little struggling Sopha!!!
Hi tattle look look at us in this 4 second clip We’re out as a family heehee. Trying to prove something 
*cue the X files theme song*. And One sneeze, her heads snapping off, rolling and bouncing off that floorView attachment 705023View attachment 705026
why alter your face to look like Pete burns or Paul the alien - just why
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Looks like Soph’s LV trainers are getting some time outdoors. Nice to see her off the manky couch!
Spot the difference
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Does she try to snatch the ball off him? Her hair looks a lot blonder
So they're out at an arcade with Ronnie yet she still has to be there grabbing at him! For God's sake just let him have some fun and explore his little world! He's not allowed to do anything that they can't micromanage!
Bless him though. In all honesty this is the most fun and stimulation he’s had in his whole life.
Exactly. Much as I hate the two of them, they’re out with him and actually doing something!
and she claims to have been a professional hairdresser/extensions expert 
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What’s the point on the ones Ronnies too small to do if they aren’t going to help? Couldn’t Jamie have lifted him up to do the big games rather than just leave him on the floor where he can’t see?
Thenagain it didn’t even look like Ron was engaged then he threw the ball sideways
Thenagain it didn’t even look like Ron was engaged then he threw the ball sideways
Clown feet
Who said they didn’t go out often and didn’t take Ron anywhere? Oh yeah, tattle…..
Puppets
Puppets
Where RonNIE?!
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