Mrs Hinch #413 - Inch on a roll, still on the dole, Mrs gone crackers, dreams of alpacas
Winning Thread title. By @Milfordcubicle
inch on a roll, but still on the dole, missus gone crackers, dreams of alpacas
(Edited slightly to fit. Winning titles are taken from page 40 onwards. ATV
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Another boring few days at Castle Greyskull which has seen Jamie still covering Sophieās āmaternity leaveā. This means more weird photos of her asleep, more exploiting the kids and no work going on despite desperate attempts to become an influencer in his own right.
Sunday saw Inch posting a photo of Sophie sat in the garden with little Ron. The garden now resembles something a pensioner with a Dobbies discount card might hope to achieve, (no offence to pensioners with taste) , with every possible item you can buy from a garden centre rammed in. Nothingās real with Soph even the flowers and grass are plastic in Hinch world.
The photo showed Soph and Ron dressed in fleece onesies despite it being August and unusually didnāt feature Lenor superglued to Sophieās arm and even more unusually it didnāt feature her bare shoulder either.
A video of Ronderella was also uploaded. As usual he was on brand for mummazzz and was cleaning his slide with a sponge. Thankfully the ātend tit seems to have gone the way of the pergolaaaaa, which is rotting away at the bottom of the garden, and is no longer the obsession of the week.
Monday and Inch was back. This time he was posting a photo of mother of the year Soph back on her sofa with the kids and a strategically placed book about alpacas. Yes, theyāre still flogging that old story. Soph who doesnāt seem to be awake for more that ten minutes a day, is obsessed and NEEDS them in her life guysshhhh, still at least thereās now a book in that house that isnāt about herself.
Inch was soon back on with a story to address said book because apparently the sheep all spotted it. No they didnāt. Tattle spotted it. The sheep canāt see properly after inhaling so much Elbow Grease cleaning their toasters that their vision is now permanently blurry.
Anyways, what Soph wants, Soph gets and poor old Jamie reckons he doesnāt know what to say to her. Try saying āNoā you numpty. This is a woman whoās killed her pet fish, neglects her dogās health and canāt even be arsed with a bleeping tamagotchi. Three alpacas bought on a whim is not going to end well.
Mondayās final post was a terrifying photo of Soph asleep on the patio with Len. Whether it was ātend sleeping or not, sheās spreading a dangerous message to her fans and breaking sleep safe rules. Many people reported her to the Lullaby Trust in the hopes they would mention where sheās gone wrong, but typically sheās not responded to any concerns.
Tuesday was a day off, probably because she was sulking that people were concerned for the safety of her baby.
Wednesday and Inch was back. He decided to treat us to a video of poor little Ronsomes going arse over tit whilst in an Audi showroom. Soph clearly not coughing up for the Lamborghini. Is there a new RatMobile in the pipeline?
Then there were more photos of Soph the Sloth lounging about in the garden, Iād consider getting her tested for narcolepsy at this point.
Sheās sunbathing on top of Ronnieās slide now because ironically despite all the tat and furniture in the grounds of Castle Greyskull they havenāt got any sun loungers.
Inch tagged a #smallbusiness whoād called him out / begged for a tag over an outfit heād shown Ron wearing. At least he bothered to tag eventually and without sending them a passive aggressive post like his darling wife usually does. āSend me you details and Iāll pay for it hunnnaaaayā
Then there were more random and unnecessary photos of Ronnie and Lennie complete with the cringe captions of what theyāre supposed to be saying.
He also asked what weād like to see more of on his stories so it looks like weāre stuck with the twit for the foreseeable future..
What will the next few days bring? Will we ever see Sophieās face again or will she be forever hiding behind huge sunglasses and children? Will she realise the centre parting and glasses make her look like Olive from On The Buses? Will anything be actually cleaned on either of their accounts? Will Inch take the hint and do one? Will the alpacas turn up in pergola? Stay tuned...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning Thread title. By @Milfordcubicle
inch on a roll, but still on the dole, missus gone crackers, dreams of alpacas
(Edited slightly to fit. Winning titles are taken from page 40 onwards. ATV
)Another boring few days at Castle Greyskull which has seen Jamie still covering Sophieās āmaternity leaveā. This means more weird photos of her asleep, more exploiting the kids and no work going on despite desperate attempts to become an influencer in his own right.
Sunday saw Inch posting a photo of Sophie sat in the garden with little Ron. The garden now resembles something a pensioner with a Dobbies discount card might hope to achieve, (no offence to pensioners with taste) , with every possible item you can buy from a garden centre rammed in. Nothingās real with Soph even the flowers and grass are plastic in Hinch world.
The photo showed Soph and Ron dressed in fleece onesies despite it being August and unusually didnāt feature Lenor superglued to Sophieās arm and even more unusually it didnāt feature her bare shoulder either.
A video of Ronderella was also uploaded. As usual he was on brand for mummazzz and was cleaning his slide with a sponge. Thankfully the ātend tit seems to have gone the way of the pergolaaaaa, which is rotting away at the bottom of the garden, and is no longer the obsession of the week.
Monday and Inch was back. This time he was posting a photo of mother of the year Soph back on her sofa with the kids and a strategically placed book about alpacas. Yes, theyāre still flogging that old story. Soph who doesnāt seem to be awake for more that ten minutes a day, is obsessed and NEEDS them in her life guysshhhh, still at least thereās now a book in that house that isnāt about herself.
Inch was soon back on with a story to address said book because apparently the sheep all spotted it. No they didnāt. Tattle spotted it. The sheep canāt see properly after inhaling so much Elbow Grease cleaning their toasters that their vision is now permanently blurry.
Anyways, what Soph wants, Soph gets and poor old Jamie reckons he doesnāt know what to say to her. Try saying āNoā you numpty. This is a woman whoās killed her pet fish, neglects her dogās health and canāt even be arsed with a bleeping tamagotchi. Three alpacas bought on a whim is not going to end well.
Mondayās final post was a terrifying photo of Soph asleep on the patio with Len. Whether it was ātend sleeping or not, sheās spreading a dangerous message to her fans and breaking sleep safe rules. Many people reported her to the Lullaby Trust in the hopes they would mention where sheās gone wrong, but typically sheās not responded to any concerns.
Tuesday was a day off, probably because she was sulking that people were concerned for the safety of her baby.
Wednesday and Inch was back. He decided to treat us to a video of poor little Ronsomes going arse over tit whilst in an Audi showroom. Soph clearly not coughing up for the Lamborghini. Is there a new RatMobile in the pipeline?
Then there were more photos of Soph the Sloth lounging about in the garden, Iād consider getting her tested for narcolepsy at this point.
Sheās sunbathing on top of Ronnieās slide now because ironically despite all the tat and furniture in the grounds of Castle Greyskull they havenāt got any sun loungers.
Inch tagged a #smallbusiness whoād called him out / begged for a tag over an outfit heād shown Ron wearing. At least he bothered to tag eventually and without sending them a passive aggressive post like his darling wife usually does. āSend me you details and Iāll pay for it hunnnaaaayā
Then there were more random and unnecessary photos of Ronnie and Lennie complete with the cringe captions of what theyāre supposed to be saying.
He also asked what weād like to see more of on his stories so it looks like weāre stuck with the twit for the foreseeable future..
What will the next few days bring? Will we ever see Sophieās face again or will she be forever hiding behind huge sunglasses and children? Will she realise the centre parting and glasses make her look like Olive from On The Buses? Will anything be actually cleaned on either of their accounts? Will Inch take the hint and do one? Will the alpacas turn up in pergola? Stay tuned...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie donāt rhyme.
Sophie doesnāt have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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