Mrs Hinch #327 A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay

[AC55]

Sorry if this has already been said but I don’t get the Tada list concept, why would you add more to your “busy” day by sitting down and writing down everything you have already done?! Surely lists are to declutter your brain and organise your day, this just seems like a complete waste of time and paper!

If you're Sophie Hinchliffe, you do this to make money and its easy to do when you have so many gullible people willing to pay for an empty book just because it's got her name on it. Every time I see her book of lists I can't wondering if she has a pi!e of them in the house somewhere, every page neatly filled in and ticked off, and a new one on the go to fill up with pointless tripe like " made breakfast, made dinner" They must fill up really fast and I am guessing her devoutees buy multiple copies to make their pointless lists in too. Ker ching! £££
Hope that helps xx

God remember when she wrote down ‘play with Ronnie’ or something along those lines fancy having to write play with your own child

Was "play with Ronnie" on the same list as " hold Jamie's hand"?

 

[Hayles1990]

Anyone seen the OTHER Hinch wannabe? Mrs P? AKA Jo, she drives me bleeping mad. Literally everything on her Instagram is moaning, about something. Don’t get me wrong I do feel for them having a poorly child and that is understandable but she is always moaning or crying about something, everytime there’s a horrible message, que her sobbing asking why people are like this. If Mrs Hinch cleans her windows, Jos cleaned her windows, if Hinch has cleaned her washing machine, Jo has done it. Moaning about how tit the school is, how tit this is, this is wrong, this is wrong. It drives me up the wall. Such a drama queen.

 

[Frunicorn]

I think it’s funny they

I think it’s funny that my friend (hinch fan) defended her to me saying she is just soooo relatable guyzzz and really cares about her followers blah blah. But as you say from the odd times I’ve checked her story they are all filtered to duck and clearly staged or at least made to look pretty for the gram. If she is soooo relatable and down to earth she would have more real content up like you’ve demonstrated? The first story I watched for example was her prego reveal - that wasn’t down to earth at all it was so contrived!

basically I’m surprised people fall for the can’t believe this happened to Lil old me , when she is clearly thinking about her content enough to manipulate it like this. There is making your pics look a bit better as we all do or using the odd filter, and then there is pre recording some slow mo reveal with loads of printed messages on cards?! But she’s not trying to get or keep followers no? Lol.

Haha I love it when the bang on about how Grinchy cares for her followers. What exactly does she do to evidence that? Is that because she keeps saying “I love you all”? That’s just saying it, she does absolutely duck all to prove it.
It’s like I could say I’m Donald Trump over and o we again but that won’t make me Donald Trump

 

[Mollydog]

Didn’t someone on here say pouring pine in the toilets isn’t cleaning them? All of a sudden she’s using a brush

 

[Flairey]

I wonder if Jamie is going to bring out an exercise DVD?

Omg Mr Motivator style, dressed in head to toe Lycra....
Dear God no! A little bit of sick just came up into my mouth.

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Where's the tamagotchi? Is it still alive? Does she still play with it? Has ronnie thrown lucozade all over it and now it's broke? Buried in the sleepers? So many questions!

 

[Sazz1006]

Where's the tamagotchi? Is it still alive? Does she still play with it? Has ronnie thrown lucozade all over it and now it's broke? Buried in the sleepers? So many questions!

Thats it! The tamagotchi ate the fish then died from Zoflora toxicity!

 

[mumazzz baps]

Helloooo all! Sorry it's a late post but I'm back at work this week and can't sleep so brain is working overtime.

I am sure it ha been mentioned before but both Zoph And Jaymeeeees LinkedIn profiles are still active. I had a browse today during work and found these corkers of recommendations from colleagues.. basically saying what great bull and sales people they are.

Adding this as a friendly reminder little old Zoph and her slavehusband aren't as twee as they pretend to be.

X

Why does she look like a man in drag in that pic

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Thats it! The tamagotchi ate the fish then died from Zoflora toxicity!

Hope it makes sense

 

[Makaraka]

Helloooo all! Sorry it's a late post but I'm back at work this week and can't sleep so brain is working overtime.

I am sure it ha been mentioned before but both Zoph And Jaymeeeees LinkedIn profiles are still active. I had a browse today during work and found these corkers of recommendations from colleagues.. basically saying what great bull and sales people they are.

Adding this as a friendly reminder little old Zoph and her slavehusband aren't as twee as they pretend to be.

X

I’ve also had a browse through their LinkedIn accounts before and thought how unprofessional her photo is.

posing in your short shorts and crop top on holiday... not so “body conscious and anxious” in older pictures is she

 

[allforthegram]

Thats it! The tamagotchi ate the fish then died from Zoflora toxicity!

This is like a weird game of Hinch Cluedo!
I’m going with Mr Inch, in the garage with the soup maker

 

[Therealist]

Thread suggestion : yawn

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Helloooo all! Sorry it's a late post but I'm back at work this week and can't sleep so brain is working overtime.

I am sure it ha been mentioned before but both Zoph And Jaymeeeees LinkedIn profiles are still active. I had a browse today during work and found these corkers of recommendations from colleagues.. basically saying what great bull and sales people they are.

Adding this as a friendly reminder little old Zoph and her slavehusband aren't as twee as they pretend to be.

X

It's quite sad reading that about jamie, what once was! I know he's probably behind the mrs hinch brand and encourages it to some degree, but in reality what life does he have now? No mates, no job, lives in a little grey dungeon where everything is "hers". His wife is unstable and needs 24/7 monitoring, fulltime parent to ronnie and henry, he is subjected to his wifes cooking everyday, ridiculed in front of her 4mil sheep regularly.
Also her profile pic on LinkedIn isn't very professional in my opinion, she probably went through a few clients before she got her claws into jamie!

Thread suggestion : yawn

It already was a thread title a few weeks ago, that's how dull she is!

 

[Lreb88]

Helloooo all! Sorry it's a late post but I'm back at work this week and can't sleep so brain is working overtime.

I am sure it ha been mentioned before but both Zoph And Jaymeeeees LinkedIn profiles are still active. I had a browse today during work and found these corkers of recommendations from colleagues.. basically saying what great bull and sales people they are.

Adding this as a friendly reminder little old Zoph and her slavehusband aren't as twee as they pretend to be.

X

Like him or loathe him it seems that ‘J’ was very good at his job and respected in his industry, why would you give that up to sit at home all day babysitting your wife? What happens when Ron and ‘Baby Hinch no 2’ goes to school, will he go back to work or be stuck in Greyskull Manor with her indoors? I feel like there must be a plan somewhere as he’s obviously a shrewd business man but can’t work out what the long game is. They’ve made some money but it’s not enough to last a life time.

 

[Poppysmimi]

She’s got a bleeping cheek anyway that dog hates Ronnie and everyone knows it bar her because she’s got her head in the clouds the whole time, silly cow. Accident waiting to happen so to take advice from someone with a dog like that or even someone who can’t parent AT ALL is going to be a blow to probably their child and career.

Full marks to whoever wrote this

 

[laughingatthebegging]

Just popped in.to see if we have the game show video to laugh our asses at yet. Spending my days reporting bots rather than on tattle. I do feel we have slowed her down dramatically!! Will check in later for what I know is gonna be the best time on tattle ever when this appears hahah

 

[Poppysmimi]

Controversial saying this, but I have NEVER in my life used a toilet brush. Each to their own who uses them, and I don't berate anyone who does. But I think they are the most unhygienic things to use. Even cleaning them afterwards to be reused still makes me feel on edge!
My mam always used a clean cloth, bleach and rubber gloves, and got her hands right down the toilet to give it a good scrub. It was never filthy but she always did this method. And I have carried it on in my own home as I do the very same.
When Hinch cleans her toilet she seems to just pour pine cleaner around the sides and then swishes it around with the toilet brush. And that's it. To me that doesn't give it a thorough clean.
Like I say, everyone has their own way of doing it but Sopha being the "cleaning guru" that she is just tickles the toilet clean with thousands of chemicals.

I use one but always bleach my toilet every night and leave the toilet brush in there with the bleach

Ron and hen triggers me more than it should

Be Kind is my trigger

 

[Sazz1006]

I use one but always bleach my toilet every night and leave the toilet brush in there with the bleach


Be Kind is my trigger

Was just about to say, ‘Be Kind’ has to be the most hackneyed phrase of the last 12 months. It really doesn’t mean anything any more although maybe Sopha should use it with Ronnie when he’s bonding with tormenting Henners

 

[Cat87]

Are they the same person?

 

[Tui]

If you don’t have a toilet brush are you using a cloth on the stubborn skiddies? Tasty!