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Poppysmimi
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Guuuuyz...funny story I forgot to tell.
Night shift. Had a poorly dementia patient in a side room next to our nurses station who couldn’t be calmed down or reasoned with (fellow HCPs, you know the one....”NURSE! NURSE!”
)
I was at the nurses station doing paperwork whilst having my break. Looked at my phone and forgot the sound was up whilst looking at Hinchs IG.
Cue her ridiculous singing echoing around the ward whilst I frantically tried to turn the volume down.
Patient stopped shouting.
It all went quiet and all of a sudden he piped up “What the fucking hell is that racket?”
He then slept for an hour
Night shift. Had a poorly dementia patient in a side room next to our nurses station who couldn’t be calmed down or reasoned with (fellow HCPs, you know the one....”NURSE! NURSE!”
)I was at the nurses station doing paperwork whilst having my break. Looked at my phone and forgot the sound was up whilst looking at Hinchs IG.
Cue her ridiculous singing echoing around the ward whilst I frantically tried to turn the volume down.
Patient stopped shouting.
It all went quiet and all of a sudden he piped up “What the fucking hell is that racket?”
He then slept for an hour
Cupboardshoes
Chatty Member
Posters ready when you areI’m thank you. Don’t know how this happened to little old me. Might lock my toddler in garden so I can sit with a brew and sort it out now
hope the toddler has plenty of sensory grass to keep them occupied!ETA: Few typos in the poster, soz. Haven't had my morning cup of scrub daddy. We can't all be perrrfikt
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crazyunicorn9
Member
Hey all! Long time lurker here! Like many of you here I was a “hincher”, followed all of her cleaning tips and bought all the products she had. I started spiralling down a hole of always having to have my house as clean as hers, and perfect and grey. Some nights I was up till 2/3 in the morning scrubbing my lino in the hallway because it wasn’t clean enough! I really suffered with my mental health and my bank balance! I saw a few comments about tattle life and decided to come and have a look to see what was being said and oh my days you guys really helped bring me to see the light! I can’t believe how much she’s tricks people with all of her lies and clear manipulation! Not to mention her dangerous and stupid “hacks”! I really can’t thank you all enough for helping me see through her bs and fake personality!
mammaof3
VIP Member
Thread suggestion by @CyanRose125
- A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay.
Red is cleaning.
Purple is inferred cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.
Last thread catch up (last bit of 325 and 326)
Friday
She went to an appointment, a scan of2nd money maker the baby. zzz
Henry the poor mutt nearly pissed himself when she came back home.
Ron now has a wooden £200 slide in the living room, how long will that last there?
Cleaned Ron’s bath toys because Tattle mentioned it, threw away some mouldy ones, well maybe.
More tat bought, another wooden shoe rack to go in the upstairs bathroom, under the basin. She IS filling up all her nooks and crannies!! FFS, someone call the Hoarders, Hinch needs help urgently.
Her whites were washed with Ace, a bleach product. Radical. #ad not declared.
She has some more Tesco crap out, But doesn't want to talk about it or promote it, even though the whole UK are aware, so cue some crafty product placements and no #ads.
Apparently all designed by her. Just get a few ‘Made in China’ copied off EBay products, do a tweak here and there, add a few £££’s on and voila, a colourless, dull, i.e. grey, Hinch range is out. Move over Kelly Hoppen a shit hot home wear designer is in town.
Goodnight shoppers.
Saturday
Zzzzzz pics of Ron on his slide with Henry alongside.
Day 5 of the 30 day Magic challenge, she then received some dms regarding her choice of music, so Gaynor sang. Perlezz, feck off.
She hinched the garage then mopped the floor with some wipes.
Frebrezze product review for Sainsbury, an easy £24k, got it in there that her mum will love it.
Janine messing about in his shorts. Numpty bastard then jumped on the sofa right beside Ron. Cue video cut.
Make up drawers sorted - boring. Couldn’t be arsed to clean her brushes though – lazy fecker. She’s bought more tat baskets to swap over the baskets she already has – why? because they are going in the garage!!! FFS she has copious amounts of expensive makeup & brushes and it took 10 frames to show how to sort them out, don't forget she has those Ikea drawers as well.
Gooner Janine and Ron watching Arsenal on the TV.
Fleabag Hen asleep on her baby tum, she’s off IG now until Monday guys, so don’t all cry at once.
On Jamie's IG he posted pics of Sofa laid on the sofa, staged AF.
Sunday
Bot buying day.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Nicked from the JM thread.
Lastly, but importantly, when submitting ideas for the next thread title, please use the words ‘thread suggestion’ or just ‘thread’, as it makes it easier to search.
No other chat in the post so votes are for the thread suggestion only.
Also, try to hold off until around page. 40 for your suggestions.
- A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay.
Red is cleaning.
Purple is inferred cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.
Last thread catch up (last bit of 325 and 326)
Friday
She went to an appointment, a scan of
Henry the poor mutt nearly pissed himself when she came back home.
Ron now has a wooden £200 slide in the living room, how long will that last there?
Cleaned Ron’s bath toys because Tattle mentioned it, threw away some mouldy ones, well maybe.
More tat bought, another wooden shoe rack to go in the upstairs bathroom, under the basin. She IS filling up all her nooks and crannies!! FFS, someone call the Hoarders, Hinch needs help urgently.
Her whites were washed with Ace, a bleach product. Radical. #ad not declared.
She has some more Tesco crap out, But doesn't want to talk about it or promote it, even though the whole UK are aware, so cue some crafty product placements and no #ads.
Apparently all designed by her. Just get a few ‘Made in China’ copied off EBay products, do a tweak here and there, add a few £££’s on and voila, a colourless, dull, i.e. grey, Hinch range is out. Move over Kelly Hoppen a shit hot home wear designer is in town.
Goodnight shoppers.
Saturday
Zzzzzz pics of Ron on his slide with Henry alongside.
Day 5 of the 30 day Magic challenge, she then received some dms regarding her choice of music, so Gaynor sang. Perlezz, feck off.
She hinched the garage then mopped the floor with some wipes.
Frebrezze product review for Sainsbury, an easy £24k, got it in there that her mum will love it.
Janine messing about in his shorts. Numpty bastard then jumped on the sofa right beside Ron. Cue video cut.
Make up drawers sorted - boring. Couldn’t be arsed to clean her brushes though – lazy fecker. She’s bought more tat baskets to swap over the baskets she already has – why? because they are going in the garage!!! FFS she has copious amounts of expensive makeup & brushes and it took 10 frames to show how to sort them out, don't forget she has those Ikea drawers as well.
Gooner Janine and Ron watching Arsenal on the TV.
Fleabag Hen asleep on her baby tum, she’s off IG now until Monday guys, so don’t all cry at once.
On Jamie's IG he posted pics of Sofa laid on the sofa, staged AF.
Sunday
Bot buying day.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
Nicked from the JM thread.
Lastly, but importantly, when submitting ideas for the next thread title, please use the words ‘thread suggestion’ or just ‘thread’, as it makes it easier to search.
No other chat in the post so votes are for the thread suggestion only.
Also, try to hold off until around page. 40 for your suggestions.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.
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Nuttywidow
Chatty Member
Can’t believe this new range of hers says ‘ DESIGNED BY MRS HINCH ‘ when she started the craze buying it from MATALAN in the first place 
! IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME !! I don’t think Matalan will ever want to work with her will they 
! SNEAKY !
! IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME !! I don’t think Matalan will ever want to work with her will they ! SNEAKY !Attachments
Just_Looking_
Chatty Member
One of Hinches recent followers, I’m so hoping she does one of the queen of maldon
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shadyessex33
VIP Member
I wonder if Jamie is going to bring out an exercise DVD?
Hinchawakening
Chatty Member
Well if sopha isn’t sat rocking in a grey corner having a manic episode, she will be by the end of the day 
I can finally get down off the window now and stop looking for my postman 
I’ll get it on as soon as I can! I so hope today is reveal day cos this will just tip top it off nicely won’t it 
I can finally get down off the window now and stop looking for my postman I’ll get it on as soon as I can! I so hope today is reveal day cos this will just Attachments
Cupboardshoes
Chatty Member
MillionDollarBaby
VIP Member
Best seller on the Etsy page surely? Or could we start our own online retailer: “Not on the lie street.”
we need a “haven’t read here since 2019”
CyanRose125
Member
Hi Guys, I’m Thank you
Can’t believe this is happened to me guyz
Just a woman from the small village of Northampton
Sweet Chilli Nachos all round
Can’t believe this is happened to me guyz
Just a woman from the small village of Northampton
Sweet Chilli Nachos all round
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mooseknuckle
VIP Member
Just catching up and can’t quote a post from the last thread about people unfollowing but I really hope no one is following her on here?! Get her unfollowed, have her in your search bar to view if you fancy a laugh. There’s so many of us, that will slow the race to 4 million right down.
shadyessex33
VIP Member
Another baby? Mate, she didn’t want Ronnie, let alone a new one
Cassy Role
VIP Member
So Jamie has set himself an area up in the garage with weights and a TV. Obviously so he can have a bit of space away from the person he spends all day every day with... Yet there she is. Lurky McLurkerson 
Maybe she’s paranoid he’s having some of that “alone alone time” that’s been mentioned here (even though she hasn’t read here since 2019).
Maybe she’s paranoid he’s having some of that “alone alone time” that’s been mentioned here (even though she hasn’t read here since 2019).
Cupboardshoes
Chatty Member
And WALLLLLAAAH
There was one that sort of fits your brief on the last thread! Hope this helps! X
Mrs Hinch #326 If you don't like Henry's fleas, then DON'T LOOK AT 'EM!!
I give up bot reporting. I've reported the same accounts as spam over and over again the last 3 days... They're still there. Then certain accounts I've properly reported and not a single one goes against community guidelines. Even the ones that openly are selling unregulated goods, have nudes...
tattle.life
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tippingpoint
VIP Member
Hi can I please have a “If That Makes Sense?” print for my living room and “Handsome Manz Does Has Foots” too?