Mrs Hinch #327 A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay

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- A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay.


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Last thread catch up (last bit of 325 and 326)
Friday

She went to an appointment, a scan of 2nd money maker the baby. zzz
Henry the poor mutt nearly pissed himself when she came back home.
Ron now has a wooden £200 slide in the living room, how long will that last there?
Cleaned Ron’s bath toys because Tattle mentioned it, threw away some mouldy ones, well maybe.
More tat bought, another wooden shoe rack to go in the upstairs bathroom, under the basin. She IS filling up all her nooks and crannies!! FFS, someone call the Hoarders, Hinch needs help urgently.
Her whites were washed with Ace, a bleach product. Radical. #ad not declared.
She has some more Tesco crap out, But doesn't want to talk about it or promote it, even though the whole UK are aware, so cue some crafty product placements and no #ads.
Apparently all designed by her. Just get a few ‘Made in China’ copied off EBay products, do a tweak here and there, add a few £££’s on and voila, a colourless, dull, i.e. grey, Hinch range is out. Move over Kelly Hoppen a tit hot home wear designer is in town.
Goodnight shoppers.
Saturday
Zzzzzz pics of Ron on his slide with Henry alongside.
Day 5 of the 30 day Magic challenge, she then received some dms regarding her choice of music, so Gaynor sang. Perlezz, feck off.
She hinched the garage then mopped the floor with some wipes.
Frebrezze product review for Sainsbury, an easy £24k, got it in there that her mum will love it.
Janine messing about in his shorts. Numpty b then jumped on the sofa right beside Ron. Cue video cut.
Make up drawers sorted - boring. Couldn’t be arsed to clean her brushes though – lazy fecker. She’s bought more tat baskets to swap over the baskets she already has – why? because they are going in the garage!!! FFS she has copious amounts of expensive makeup & brushes and it took 10 frames to show how to sort them out, don't forget she has those Ikea drawers as well.
Gooner Janine and Ron watching Arsenal on the TV.
Fleabag Hen asleep on her baby tum, she’s off IG now until Monday guys, so don’t all cry at once.
On Jamie's IG he posted pics of Sofa laid on the sofa, staged AF.
Sunday
Bot buying day.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.



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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, large b, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

 
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Hi Guys, I’m Thank you
Can’t believe this is happened to me guyz
Just a woman from the small village of Northampton
Sweet Chilli Nachos all round 🎉
 
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Can’t believe this new range of hers says ‘ DESIGNED BY MRS HINCH ‘ when she started the craze buying it from MATALAN in the first place 🥴🙈😳😖! IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME !! I don’t think Matalan will ever want to work with her will they 😂👍! SNEAKY !
I didn't realise she'd supposedly designed the Matalan one!

Ignore me. I'm thick. Just realised it's the Tesco picture haha
 
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I keep a particular kind of pet (don't want to give too much personal info away lol) that has a really sensitive respiratory system.

Part of their care is that you can't use chemicals and fragrances in your home or they will die (think of canaries in mines). I use boiling water, a scrubbing brush and unscented washing up liquid on pretty much everything in my house. In places where I need extra help I use vinegar or a bit of Method cleaner and then open the windows for an hour. Is my house a festering tit hole? No, absolutely not.

I often wonder how long my animals would last in HMP Grey castle. I honestly think they would be in severe respiratory failure after 12 hours and dead within 24.

I realise this is an extreme example but I just can't imagine living somewhere with fragranced zoflora on every surface, oil burners, candles, fabric softener on the radiators and walls, air freshener all over and pine disinfectant down every hole. Makes me feel anxious thinking about it.

TL;DR: Ronnie will be lucky to grow up without respiratory issues after being raised in a fuming chemical lab.
 
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Wait.. apologies this must’ve already been covered but HOW much make-up does one person need? Especially one who sits in dirty lounge clothes on the settee all day?
 
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I really wish some reputable reporter, would pick up on the whole instasham.
4 million followers can be achieved by buying bots such as this.
As an influencer, surely Sopha has a responsibility of care towards her genuine followers.
She certainly has for her innocent child(ren),who she exposes to attention from the dregs of society.
Posting quotes about her principles just doesn't sit well, when she doesn't actually have any that matter more than her greed.
 

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Happy to see you back @mammaof3 💙


I've just realised the 30 day song challenge has had about the same shelf life as most of Ronniefeetmanzzz's toys. She got to day 5 and now she has announced a day off... I'm certain the point of these challenges is to post EVERY DAY that's the challenge, remembering to do it!
 
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I can’t help but laugh at the fact SS is openly admitting that her bins are an overflowing disgrace a couple of days after hinch has been on a day out to the tip. I wonder if SS reads this thread because she does the opposite of everything hinch is criticised for
 
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Hahaha me and @Cupboardshoes are guna sell all our makes and it'll fund a giant Tattle Life get together when it's safe enough 😂🤣
We're gonna have to rattle off a tonne of tote bags and birthday cards too to ensure we have enough crunky snacks and egg monstrosities for everyone!
How about this, in a box frame with a slot in the top to create our own "swear boxes"
We'll end up having the thing in bloody Dubai the amount we would rack up!
 

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