Mrs Hinch #327 A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay

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Milfordcubicle said:
We need another print that says “hello I’m thank you” and “don’t know how it happened”
bonjoir all By the way. I’ve missed you nusty trolls but I had a new job and no time to tattle but yeah baby, furloughs back 👌🏼
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Been wondering where you've been, glad to see you back and doing ok I hope?

To be relevant to the thread my question would be in honour of @HinchesSousChef and ask if she has fake grass!
 
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Johnson1901

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mammaof3 said:
Thread suggestion by @CyanRose125
- A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay.


Red is cleaning.
Purple is inferred cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.

Last thread catch up (last bit of 325 and 326)
Friday
She went to an appointment, a scan of 2nd money maker the baby. zzz
Henry the poor mutt nearly pissed himself when she came back home.
Ron now has a wooden £200 slide in the living room, how long will that last there?
Cleaned Ron’s bath toys because Tattle mentioned it, threw away some mouldy ones, well maybe.
More tat bought, another wooden shoe rack to go in the upstairs bathroom, under the basin. She IS filling up all her nooks and crannies!! FFS, someone call the Hoarders, Hinch needs help urgently.
Her whites were washed with Ace, a bleach product. Radical. #ad not declared.
She has some more Tesco crap out, But doesn't want to talk about it or promote it, even though the whole UK are aware, so cue some crafty product placements and no #ads.
Apparently all designed by her. Just get a few ‘Made in China’ copied off EBay products, do a tweak here and there, add a few £££’s on and voila, a colourless, dull, i.e. grey, Hinch range is out. Move over Kelly Hoppen a tit hot home wear designer is in town.
Goodnight shoppers.
Saturday
Zzzzzz pics of Ron on his slide with Henry alongside.
Day 5 of the 30 day Magic challenge, she then received some dms regarding her choice of music, so Gaynor sang. Perlezz, feck off.
She hinched the garage then mopped the floor with some wipes.
Frebrezze product review for Sainsbury, an easy £24k, got it in there that her mum will love it.
Janine messing about in his shorts. Numpty b then jumped on the sofa right beside Ron. Cue video cut.
Make up drawers sorted - boring. Couldn’t be arsed to clean her brushes though – lazy fecker. She’s bought more tat baskets to swap over the baskets she already has – why? because they are going in the garage!!! FFS she has copious amounts of expensive makeup & brushes and it took 10 frames to show how to sort them out, don't forget she has those Ikea drawers as well.
Gooner Janine and Ron watching Arsenal on the TV.
Fleabag Hen asleep on her baby tum, she’s off IG now until Monday guys, so don’t all cry at once.
On Jamie's IG he posted pics of Sofa laid on the sofa, staged AF.
Sunday
Bot buying day.
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Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.



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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (as he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, large b, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

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Yay you’re back!!!! X
 
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Cantfindanuniqueusername

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Justanorthernlass said:
It's a design piece in B&M. You might be to intimidated to ask for it if you don't look classy enough to shop there. Just a heads up 😘

Should of known, coming back on here when I felt abit Meh, would cheer me right up again. You pastry trolls are the best, without even knowing you, you have me chuckling and feeling mischievous again 🥰
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Ok, are you suggesting dirty PJ’s and slippers to shop there, I might miss a few showers to blend in with some I’ve come across in there - considering how many personal and home cleaning products they sell......
 
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CheekyCrackerLover

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I’m convinced more than ever she is having a boy. Elle Darby did her gender reveal after trying to drop planned hints it was a girl to then announce it’s a boy (they announced pregnancy the same day, don’t they have the same management team) so maybe the whole over pink filter really was to give it the surprise factor when she reveals a boy which we all thought since she’s not usually that obvious?
 
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Cupboardshoes

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Lads. I was just texting a family member about how little I've done this lockdown and I just sent "sopha" instead of sofa 😂😂😂
Perhaps I should just be honest and let them know I've potentially been spending too much time on tattle...
 
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Cantfindanuniqueusername

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Cupboardshoes said:
And WALLLLLAAAH

There was one that sort of fits your brief on the last thread! Hope this helps! X

Mrs Hinch #326 If you don't like Henry's fleas, then DON'T LOOK AT 'EM!!

I give up bot reporting. I've reported the same accounts as spam over and over again the last 3 days... They're still there. Then certain accounts I've properly reported and not a single one goes against community guidelines. Even the ones that openly are selling unregulated goods, have nudes...
tattle.life
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Ah sorry, these threads move faster than Ron when the postman’s due
 
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Happyluck

Apart from her and Stacey are there any other influencers/Instagramers that have days off?
 
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Cantfindanuniqueusername said:
Ok, are you suggesting dirty PJ’s and slippers to shop there, I might miss a few showers to blend in with some I’ve come across in there - considering how many personal and home cleaning products they sell......
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You'd love one if the Home Bargains where I live. I'm 'lucky' enough to have two, the regulars in there have two teeth between them and dodge soap.
 
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9Pine

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IrishCatlady said:
Mine would be was this all setup from the very beginning😏


Yeah she said she was using her old makeup baskets for something in the garage😏
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Maybe it’s going to be a walk-in dressing room for Janine, and her make-up?
 
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LilacLady53

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Just_Looking_ said:
One of Hinches recent followers, I’m so hoping she does one of the queen of maldon
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I can’t draw for toffee, matchstick men is my level, so I shouldn’t laugh but I genuinely had no clue who that was. Even though I now know I still can’t see it. I really hope she does one of Zopha
 
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