Mrs Hinch #326 If you don't like Henry's fleas, then DON'T LOOK AT 'EM!!

[bsdetector77]

Just saw this and it reminded me of us when she does something and we all fly onto here and tear through a thread in 30 mins

 

[Louk]

Just wanted to come back to the slide.
I really like the slide. It’s an indoor slide. Designed for those really subtle Montessori, Scandi kind of playrooms. Paired with a pikler and some lovely wooden furniture it looks lovely in my opinion.
and wooden toys are much better quality, more sustainable so that’s a plus.
I wouldn’t ever buy one because I can’t afford £200 on a slide. But we did make our own pikler triangle cos we are those kind of people.
However. Ronnie doesn’t have a playroom. He doesn’t have that pared back muted tones Montessori space where he plays with open ended toys sourced from an eco friendly shop.
he has a plastic lorry full of plastic cars. He has a flashing light up sloth. Etc etc.
And that’s fine. That’s all fine. All toys have their own merits. I love wooden open ended toys and that’s what I try to buy. But I also see the merits in some bright flashy noisy things.
My point is that Hinch doesn’t know what she wants to be. She flirts with this idea of the Scandi decor but she can’t commit to it. She bought that slide thinking it would make her seem more trendy. She wants to keep up with what she sees on insta but plonking that slide in her living room is what juxtaposes it. I don’t want to sound like a snob cos I’m really not. My kids have been rolling around in their chad valley tunnel this evening.
SHE is the snob. She wants to have this image of the trendy wooden slide. But look on Pinterest. That slide is in huge playrooms with white walls and wooden Shelves full of wooden toys and wicker baskets. Not plonked by the patio doors.
urhhh I’ve lost momentum. I think you know what I mean.

I was also wondering why she hasn't pushed a pikler triangle yet. I follow a lot of German influencers and they all have them. Also some of the Germans have managed to bag collabs with IKEA try as she might, they couldn't give a fook about Hinch

 

[MrsCapps]

I hope this helps, always remember...

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that’s all I see when these type of posts come up

 

[Wee blether]

I've been reporting bots for days and felt good until someone mentioned this stats page where I'm sitting watching her numbers go up about 100 per hour Anyway I'll keep going as hopefully if lots of us report them they'll get removed... Oh and I wonder if we can leave reviews for her crappy 'pieces' on Tesco page

 

[amyossai]

Are Tesco that desperate to jump into a 'partnership' with Hinch!! Have they actually looked at her sterile padded grey cell of a house! She has zero style or taste, her kitchen is like something out of the Ikea bargain corner, her sofas look like enlarged velour dog beds (and probably smell of dogs a) that you get off the market. Her outside is like a pub garden/bus stop, her garage is a gym/cleaning stock cupboard/food storage area. As for the bedrooms they are like over exposed photos, blinding, grey cheap rubbish with chavvy frills, bows and plastic flowers and on every available surface is her book/fabreeze/black and white photos of her and Janice. Seriously Tesco im glad i don't shop at your stores!!!!

 

[Louk]

This could literally be the ultrasound of any fetus, that could be my sprog for all I know, I don’t get these people that make bespoke ultrasound art, all ultrasounds look the same I also doubt it’s an accurate painting when they’ve taken the reference image from a bauble

I think I'd rather have a watercolour of my scan pic, than that weird placenta art tit where they dry out and write the baby's name with the umbilical cord or something equally hideous

 

[Bingbongyouropinioniswron]

So I may have fallen down the hole of tagged Hinch pics but this one....has she asked for it to be done? If she hasn't then what ...why?!!

What a bleeping weirdo.

 

[Pastry troll]

YAAAAASSSSS That‘s a pretty big drop. Let’s keep going! Maybe all the bot reporting will make insta investigate her account. Would be brilliant if she dropped a couple mil over night

I report her account several times a day

 

[Louk]

I will stick to my Denby

Sorry but this so reminded me of Hyacinth's "Royal Doulton with handpainted periwinkles"

 

[Chickenstrip]

GUYS I didn't know what to do so I came straight here... I was just scrolling through tiktok before bed when I found a video of a woman claiming that Mrs Hinch used to be a SEX WORKER?!!!!!! WHATTTTT?! Her account is @allthingskerri and it's the first video. Has anyone heard this before?

 

[mgh727]

I might have to buy one of those mugs with ‘Boss Babe’ on and see if it gets me moist!! I can guarantee it won’t I will stick to my Denby rather than £3.00 rit that hinch flogs. I would hate to be a house wife as I hate cleaning. Would much rather be a lady who lunches and wears pearls with my hair in all quaffed, not like these scrubbers.

As “a bored housewife” I’d rather go to Ann Summers and get something from there to get me moist rather than a Hinch mug from Tesco

 

[Cleanfreak]

Just bringing this one back up from @Be kond

 

[GrumpySloth]

Is there some real live moss complete with bowl and superglue to stick it down with in her new range?

 

[Sazz1006]

What the feck is this, Tattle ads? A fake leopard skin pregnancy bump or what??

 

[Havingasnoop123]

It’s like it’s creeping by the second! Sorry guys but I think she’s going to reach 4 mil regardless of us reporting bots! She must be buying them just as fast as we are reporting..

 

[Just_Looking_]

Come on guys, she works really hard. It’s not like just anyone (other than the eBay sellers who’ve been doing it for years, only cheaper and better quality) could create such a stylish collection. She’s such an inspiration

 

[Readerbee]

bleeping hell wait until use see this
Someone uploaded their ‘collection’ on a group on fb saying ‘I need more’ and I commented saying since you’ve got so many products for cleaning this isn’t essential we are in a pandemic and I get this DM from some random person and she blocks me before I can reply I mean... she’s clearly one of the vermin. I wish I didn’t have to hide her name but I have.

I’m not one to belittle mental health having suffered quite badly with mine. But to openly tell you she tried overdosing isn’t very sincere. It’s a way of saying back off or I might try again and it’s all your fault if I do which is totally uncalled for. And I’m not trying to be mean to the rude little Trollop, but to only find cleaning after you try overdosing, sounds to me like it wasn’t an overdose that was going to off her, more like the state of her home I understand that what I’ve written may seem controversial but she had no right to respond to you like that, purely because there are others that are so ashamed of their attempts in that area, some that try every day to get better, then there’s witches like her that use it as a method of getting one up on their ‘opponent’. The fact that she can respond to you like that is disgusting!

 

[mgh727]

What the feck is this, Tattle ads? A fake leopard skin pregnancy bump or what??
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That’s a baby sling/carrier not a fake bump otherwise I would be very worried about someone getting one in leopard

 

[Just_Looking_]

I have a genuine question about the obsessives and their collections, do they ever actually use any of the products or are they just storing them in filthy houses?

 

[Readerbee]

On a bot hunt, check this one out....so obvious

They really aren’t even trying anymore are they