This is a joined effort between a few of us this time. With @DCICassieStuart nominating herself on page 43 with 25 votes and a massive 60votes for the original! I think Henry’s fleas have stolen the show!
Mrs Hinch #326 If you don't like Henry's fleas, then DON'T LOOK AT 'EM!!
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Parking my butt while I catch up on the last thread 
Me thinks that ‘Be Kind’ print in her ‘range’ might backfire on her
Bad timing isn’t it with everyone kicking off on Twitter about influencers jumping on “bekind”. Bet she could kill that woman in DubaiMe thinks that ‘Be Kind’ print in her ‘range’ might backfire on her
Tried to comment on this but the thread closed as I was writing
She is so disrespectful to her husband. All she does is ag him off. But from what I can see she doesn’t work and seems to have a lot of money. She’s constantly buying stuff. So I’m assuming her husband is the one bringing the cash in but she treats him like tit. The same as the other Hincher that was being discussed on her a few days ago. Her husband bought her a £400 Cricut machine back in June which by the looks of it she’s never used but will spend stupid amount of money buying labels from Stacey’s sister. It’s like you do realise you can make them yourself and the label lady’s prices are extortionate. Also today she was saying how her anxiety is playing up. I thought hinch cured her anxiety. So really hinch probably adds to it but they really can’t see it.
As an employee of Tesco I feel personally offended at the fact they have teamed with her.....ps, a good stock controller can ensure their store doesn't get much stock of sophas range 
Just wanted to come back to the slide.
I really like the slide. It’s an indoor slide. Designed for those really subtle Montessori, Scandi kind of playrooms. Paired with a pikler and some lovely wooden furniture it looks lovely in my opinion.
and wooden toys are much better quality, more sustainable so that’s a plus.
I wouldn’t ever buy one because I can’t afford £200 on a slide. But we did make our own pikler triangle cos we are those kind of people.
However. Ronnie doesn’t have a playroom. He doesn’t have that pared back muted tones Montessori space where he plays with open ended toys sourced from an eco friendly shop.
he has a plastic lorry full of plastic cars. He has a flashing light up sloth. Etc etc.
And that’s fine. That’s all fine. All toys have their own merits. I love wooden open ended toys and that’s what I try to buy. But I also see the merits in some bright flashy noisy things.
My point is that Hinch doesn’t know what she wants to be. She flirts with this idea of the Scandi decor but she can’t commit to it. She bought that slide thinking it would make her seem more trendy. She wants to keep up with what she sees on insta but plonking that slide in her living room is what juxtaposes it. I don’t want to sound like a snob cos I’m really not. My kids have been rolling around in their chad valley tunnel this evening.
SHE is the snob. She wants to have this image of the trendy wooden slide. But look on Pinterest. That slide is in huge playrooms with white walls and wooden Shelves full of wooden toys and wicker baskets. Not plonked by the patio doors.
urhhh I’ve lost momentum. I think you know what I mean.
I really like the slide. It’s an indoor slide. Designed for those really subtle Montessori, Scandi kind of playrooms. Paired with a pikler and some lovely wooden furniture it looks lovely in my opinion.
and wooden toys are much better quality, more sustainable so that’s a plus.
I wouldn’t ever buy one because I can’t afford £200 on a slide. But we did make our own pikler triangle cos we are those kind of people.
However. Ronnie doesn’t have a playroom. He doesn’t have that pared back muted tones Montessori space where he plays with open ended toys sourced from an eco friendly shop.
he has a plastic lorry full of plastic cars. He has a flashing light up sloth. Etc etc.
And that’s fine. That’s all fine. All toys have their own merits. I love wooden open ended toys and that’s what I try to buy. But I also see the merits in some bright flashy noisy things.
My point is that Hinch doesn’t know what she wants to be. She flirts with this idea of the Scandi decor but she can’t commit to it. She bought that slide thinking it would make her seem more trendy. She wants to keep up with what she sees on insta but plonking that slide in her living room is what juxtaposes it. I don’t want to sound like a snob cos I’m really not. My kids have been rolling around in their chad valley tunnel this evening.
SHE is the snob. She wants to have this image of the trendy wooden slide. But look on Pinterest. That slide is in huge playrooms with white walls and wooden Shelves full of wooden toys and wicker baskets. Not plonked by the patio doors.
urhhh I’ve lost momentum. I think you know what I mean.
bleeping hell wait until use see this 
Someone uploaded their ‘collection’ on a group on fb saying ‘I need more’ and I commented saying since you’ve got so many products for cleaning this isn’t essential we are in a pandemic and I get this DM from some random person and she blocks me before I can reply
I mean... she’s clearly one of the vermin. I wish I didn’t have to hide her name but I have.
Someone uploaded their ‘collection’ on a group on fb saying ‘I need more’ and I commented saying since you’ve got so many products for cleaning this isn’t essential we are in a pandemic and I get this DM from some random person and she blocks me before I can reply
I mean... she’s clearly one of the vermin. I wish I didn’t have to hide her name but I have.Attachments
Thanks guyyzzz, do I get a trip to the tip now for winning?
This is the level of petty I aspire to beAs an employee of Tesco I feel personally offended at the fact they have teamed with her.....ps, a good stock controller can ensure their store doesn't get much stock of sophas range
I suddenly want to apply to be a stock controller at tesco 
bleeping hell wait until use see this
Someone uploaded their ‘collection’ on a group on fb saying ‘I need more’ and I commented saying since you’ve got so many products for cleaning this isn’t essential we are in a pandemic and I get this DM from some random person and she blocks me before I can reply
You really only need about 8 products total for the entire house. So for her to say because you don't have 50000 products you don't clean, it's ludicrous. Polish, bleach, washing up liquid and vinegar sort most things.
There is just too much to unpack in this message, firstly starting with the spelling of business...I'm sure the other nusty trolls will comment on the restbleeping hell wait until use see this
Someone uploaded their ‘collection’ on a group on fb saying ‘I need more’ and I commented saying since you’ve got so many products for cleaning this isn’t essential we are in a pandemic and I get this DM from some random person and she blocks me before I can reply
I have been looking at some of the ‘Super Hinch Fans‘ on the gram. After watching her call the key a anal key I thought exactly the same as Shady on the previous threads. They are all very basic witches. They get joy from a mug or a tea towel!! They think they are funny slagging their partners off. They all think they are boss babes. It makes me cringe so much but it is like watching car crash TV. I would say that they all need a stiff whiskey and a shag but the thought of them breeding more terrifies me!!
Did these people just live in squalor before Mrs Hinch? Like did they just never clean. Cleaning isn’t a new trend, men and women even children have been doing it for years! My god what a sad little life Janebleeping hell wait until use see this
Someone uploaded their ‘collection’ on a group on fb saying ‘I need more’ and I commented saying since you’ve got so many products for cleaning this isn’t essential we are in a pandemic and I get this DM from some random person and she blocks me before I can reply
YAAAAASSSSS That‘s a pretty big drop. Let’s keep going! Maybe all the bot reporting will make insta investigate her account. Would be brilliant if she dropped a couple mil over night
That's all kinds of creepy to take it upon yourself to paint a strangers ultrasound. That gives me the ick
This could literally be the ultrasound of any fetus, that could be my sprog for all I know, I don’t get these people that make bespoke ultrasound art, all ultrasounds look the same
I also doubt it’s an accurate painting when they’ve taken the reference image from a bauble ‘It keeps me so occupied’ got me. Try playing with your kid you tool. Honestly my reply was a belter but she never got to receive it.There is just too much to unpack in this message, firstly starting with the spelling of business...I'm sure the other nusty trolls will comment on the rest
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