Mrs Hinch #322 Dude, where’s the fish!?

[ASAnigel]

I’m dying sorry but after they went for a walk to pick Ron Ron up from Freda’s I said they’re the kind of people that don’t pick dog tit up.
I’m having a bingo - Hiya sophaaaaaa

 

[Olivemaks]

That forced laugh. There’s nothing. funny. Just shut your trap. Ffs. Pissing me off

 

[ASAnigel]

So 1. She doesn’t pick up dog tit oh wait that would involve walking the dog

2. Wasn’t it @shadyessex33 who said I bet they are the type that don’t pick up after their dog. If so that story is for you babes

It was meeeee! I feel special!

 

[Pink blancmange]

Wtf was that all about? Absolute weirdo. Definitely just making a point that she's cooking dinner though!
I think it's quite sad that they obviously make Ronnie eat his dinner alone if she's only cooking their dinner now!

 

[Cupboardshoes]

Hi guyzz kate for the party, sorry for silence, do apologise for not giving you a notice of absence, i bet you were worried, look what I came across. She’s reading here definitely.

The ego on that! I'm embarrassed for her, cos she clearly has no shame. I know she will shift a lot of units cos people are stupid, but she genuinely thinks this will be the scene at every Tesco in the land if she were to tell people she had a homeware range. She clearly isn't very proud of this collab, I seriously hope Tesco reprimand her for the lack of work she has put into this.

 

[Poppysmimi]

this is weird - I can’t find it but I’ve never commented on anything on Facebook, it’s not linked to tattle in any way... not even the same email address

Same here

 

[Johnson1901]

It’s even funnier put like that

He content is literally tit

Full of tit
Dog tit
Bull tit

Any kinda tit will do for our Sopha

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

It was meeeee! I feel special!

Sorry I knew someone said it but couldn’t remember who Enjoy the attention treat yourself to some raw pastry to celebrate the special feature

 

[Pinkstuff]

Can you imagine being married to her?
I sometimes sense Jamie getting pissed off with her.
Why is she so grossed out about Henry's tit in a bag? I don't understand. She is so weird.

 

[Dexty2021]

Can someone explain the Freda and Ma Barker, and why there seems to be quite a lot of dislike of her? I’m late to the Tattle Threads but don’t understand what ypu might have uncovered about her.

 

[Readerbee]

It was all about Maybeline Dream Matte Mousse for me!

I miss dressing up as a pumpkin 365 days a year

 

[Olivemaks]

Can imagine the floods of messages from her sheep ‘soph in screaming’ / ‘soph you actually crack me up’ / ‘yous two are just too funny’.

 

[Toomuchtat]

I'm usually someone who laughs at immature stuff and very light hearted but I honestly hand on heart didn't find any of that funny? I don't get it???

 

[Star12]

Jesus Sopha, put the knife down while you’re having a manic episode.

 

[Readerbee]

I got banned off those hinch groups a long time ago can’t remember what I did probably nothing crazy

Probably told them not to wipe detail disinfectant spray after you spray it

 

[laughingatthebegging]

Thread suggestion...

A bag of poo and a pile of sh!t.
Thats the height of her insta content

 

[Rh3a]

Is she on crack??

 

[under the ivy]

I wonder what she’s cooking for dinner... creamy cream pasta with a side of cream

 

[Pugster]

Queue the screenshots of her sheeple telling her how funny she is in 3, 2, 1... Omg you guyyyyzzzzzzz

Wtf is wrong with her, it's not even remotely funny. Mind you, that dog tit is probably less offensive than whatever she's 'cooking' up and she has no issue with that being in the house

 

[LittleRedRidingHu?]

I did call dibs this morning on her making a huge announcement today... didn't expect it to be this huge pile of rit tbh