Mrs Hinch #322 Dude, where’s the fish!?

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Cupcakery

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Recap

Ronald stayed at Ma Freda Yahoo's overnight
Sopha & Janice went with their first born to collect Ronald from said sleepover
Ronald walked and not a pram in sight
Sopha did lots of washing
There was a haunted drawer in Rons bedroom
She cleaned the Fridge
Then filled said fridge with her shopping which didn't equate to much
Ron was tormenting the dog (again) and she said it's okay guys they're brothers
She's taken another day off tomorrow (Sunday)

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She doesn't have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens x
 
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mrsbucket

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Why does she buy so much convenience food? Pre grated cheddar and pre made mashed potato. Ffs she is so lazy! Convenience food is for busy people who don't have time to fanny about in the kitchen. She has all the time in the world!

I work a 40 hour week and still find the time to peel a couple of spuds. I don't have any children to keep alive which probably helps, but with Gonzlow at home all day raising their child there really is no excuse!
 
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Tootle Pip Wiz

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People actually go to the trouble of spending time doing shit like this?
Just. Why. Would. You. Even. Do. This.
This world gets weirder every day. 🤦🤦🤦

 
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mgh727

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shadyessex33 said:
She’s only gone missing today because one of the beta huns has had its baby. So she has to try and get the attention back on her, the alpha Hun.

I feel like David Attenborough
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“Here we see the wild huns in their natural environment, Instagram. The rare DanhunDyer has announced the birth of her first offspring, the lesser huns are flocking to the comments section like zebras at a watering hole to celebrate the birth of the male baby. Another species of pregnant hun SophhunHinch isn’t happy though, the attention has shifted from her to DanHun and this will result in something only seen on insta stories, here we see a display of distress known as “the clawing of the neck” this phenomenon occurs when the SophhunHinch isn’t happy with something, this usually is followed by a manic ramble, mass unfollowing or radio silence for days on end to trigger a HunHunt from the lesser huns to establish where the chief hun has vanished too and therefore bringing the attention back to SophHun. The Instagram hun world is a vicious environment, colder than the artic winters and more brutal than a summer in the Sahara, something as beautiful as the birth of a child can result in hun wars which only end in tears and a lot of grey crushed velvet”
 
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Seeinganewlight

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Thread suggestion - Sopha awol from morning til night and then magically appears with a bag of shite...
 
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motherofdonkeys

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This is what she's up to today in the hope that in the backgroud, with a filter applied, no-one will notice it's fake paper fish.

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Sazoflora

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mrsbucket said:
Why does she buy so much convenience food? Pre grated cheddar and pre made mashed potato. Ffs she is so lazy! Convenience food is for busy people who don't have time to fanny about in the kitchen. She has all the time in the world!

I work a 40 hour week and still find the time to peel a couple of spuds. I don't have any children to keep alive which probably helps, but with Gonzlow at home all day raising their child there really is no excuse!
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Don’t be such a troll! She doesn’t have time to grate her own cheese 😂
 
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shadyessex33

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She’s only gone missing today because one of the beta huns has had its baby. So she has to try and get the attention back on her, the alpha Hun.

I feel like David Attenborough
 
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DCICassieStuart

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How are people still being fooled by her? I just honestly can't understand it. The whole "How did this happen to me guyyyzzz? I can't believe it, I'm just plain old Sophie". So fake.

A friend of mine is an english teacher. We were chatting (Whatsapp) yesterday and she said her head was wrecked. Earlier on in the week she'd set her class (15 girls, all around 14/15) an essay to write on people they admired and why. FOURTEEN out of fifteen wrote about 'influencers', and yes, there was a Mrs Hinch in there :rolleyes:
ONE lone girl in the group wrote hers about New Zealand PM Jacinda Arden. What does that tell you? :(
 
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shadyessex33

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Cupcakery said:
Recap

Ronald stayed at Ma Freda Yahoo's overnight
Sopha & Janice went with their first born to collect Ronald from said sleepover
Ronald walked and not a pram in sight
Sopha did lots of washing
There was a haunted drawer in Rons bedroom
She cleaned the Fridge
Then filled said fridge with her shopping which didn't equate to much
Ron was tormenting the dog (again) and she said it's okay guys they're brothers
She's taken another day off tomorrow (Sunday)

AND

She doesn't have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens x
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Thanks sweetie! It’s like I see what she’s doing but I completely forget two seconds later because she is that dull. Or my brain must block it out as some trauma thing 😂
 
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