Christ alive, it is soooo hard to catch up on here
I was getting ready to head to a night shift on Thursday when the 'Memoir' news broke. I was sorely tempted to call in sick because I KNEW it would be popping off on here and knew the catch up would take forever. But as always, the catch up is worth it.
I just have no words for it all really. Her behaviour recently explains a lot. I'm very intrigued to see what conspiracy theories she answers/corrects though and what she has to say about trolls.
We know for sure she will pick the absolute worst and most negative things possible and swing them even further in her favour to garner the maximum amount of sympathy possible. She will say we accuse her of being a chain smoking, surgery addicted, fat/skinny/fat, unhygienic, neglectful mother who is married to a cheating, bigamist, gambling addict husband who groomed her at work and who also has a secret love child. She will say that we blame her Mother for how she has turned out, who's character has been decimated on Tattle and who has been accused of being a cruel and manipulative witch and has even been accused of offering to buy children. We will then get a whole chapter on how in actual fact her Mum is her best friend and has always told Sophie since childhood that she would be famous and change the world and the lives of woman up and down the country and across the world. She provided her with a perfume scented hankie and a box of angels and this changed her life. She will then go on to say how we are disgusting and have targeted her child's looks, weight, ability and progress and how she hopes he never finds out because it will destroy him and give him the same anxiety and worry and fear and self esteem issues that his mummmazzzzz has. She will say she never intended on showing him on her page but she couldn't possibly keep him from her shoppers/friends/army/. There will be more on how we say she can't provide decent meals but pull her apart when she does cook, that she opened up about her struggles with her weight and we demand to see the surgery scars, that we know where she lives and this makes her live in fear and too scared to leave the house, that we mock her hauls, her hair, her face, her speech, her cleaning, her garden, her decor blah blah blah and she is a nervous wreck to scared to even go live.
What we won't see is all the rational, intelligent, articulate arguments the many, many members put forward. The times we jump to Ronnie's and even her defence if people cross the line and are nasty or too personal or just downright unfair. The posts we report. The fact that if someone proudly shares a DM they sent her that could in fact fall into the trolling category we reproach them. The times we agree and can see that sometimes with the many varying comments between us, it can sometimes look like she can't do right for wrong. That we acknowledge that some things that annoy us could be deemed petty but its because there are just so many bigger things that its easy for things to snowball. There will be no answering to our very valid points about her downright dangerous practices and habits and behaviours that can have a very sad and negative impact on peoples mental health, self esteem and general wellbeing. There will be no acknowledgement that yes she does only show the picture perfect aspect of her life and she doesn't want people to think that is normal and try to keep up. There will be no mention of the huge amount of money she now earns, or how Jamie is still not working. She won't mention the huge value of gifted goods she has and why she never gives anything back. And she certainly won't admit any accountability for the disgusting and trolling behaviours of her Army.....unless of course she completely blindsides us all and the 'Truth About The Trolls' is actually a 360° spin and an attack on her army where she says she is shocked and saddens at how they behave etc. etc. That would be absolutely brilliant and I would happily part with my money to buy the book, if this was the case
Regardless, the Hinchers are going to be even more unbearable than they are now after the release of this book.
Hopefully she will stop with all the ridiculous diet talk now that this shoot is out of the way.
Anyway....I got a bit carried away, as is always the case when I haven't been able to post for a few days, and this has got very long