Mrs Hinch #124 Not just a £££ grabbing narcissist, this is an M&S £££ grabbing narcissist

[Mejustme]

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She fell down the stairs the silly moo, Henrys our hero for doing a poo

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Christ alive.

 

[xrae-raex]

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curly fries and the shit surprise

 

[msitm]

How staged was that!? All the 'kids' walking out in an orderly fashion with their gifted tatt as if they're going out for playtime at school when the bell rings. Just embarrassing

 

[Minkeh]

What the actual fuckity fuck is that she has made for her pal? So for her 30th she got a private restaurant, with lots of lovely thoughtful gifts from her girls. For her friends birthday she makes this utter shit show!! How has she even got friends?! She is beyond clueless and thinks she’s hilarious, what a mad bastard.
Also, why the teepees for Abi’s birthday, she’s not a toddler?! i feel really crap for her sister, she doesn’t get a look in does she. Now would be an ideal time “with everything that’s going on” call it the coronavirus you absolute fucktard, praise her sister the paramedic and the NHS for the service they provide?! Na, she’ll just sit in her grey bubble with all her gifted tat and hordes of tinned goods oblivious to the pandemic that’s happening. What a dickhead

 

[MrsD33]

Hands up who threw the Hinch voodoo doll down the stairs this morning

 

[Greygardener]

"Has anyone ever bruised their coccyx?" Nah soph hun, out of all the humans who have ever lived, no one else has EVER. You're the first.

Also, round of applause for Henry. He's doing the lords work.

 

[Each_peach]

Love how they cancelled the plans for their "kids" birthday last night due to what's going on, but she bogged off to a fucking car boot sale this morning. She's such a div. And why couldn't they take Ronnie? Why did he have to be left with old Freda again? Why is her dad in that fucking second kitchen? Is he not allowed in the normal kitchen?

Also, in that living room alone Ronnie has a bumbo chair, a bouncer, that high chair thing, and that hideous crib on wheels. I'm sure he also had another different style of high chair as well. Why does she need so many things to plonk him in? Just let him go on the floor and explore and move for fuck sake Soph you penis.

Furthermore, proper does my head in that she just buys for the sake of it then goes "can't wait to find somewhere to put these" - try the bin mate. Along with yourself.

 

[HereForTheComments456]

I don’t think she understands what a memory box is. You don’t just fill it with random crap. Wouldn’t it have made more sense and been more sentimental if she had actually got him a tigger figurine from Disney. Not one from a car boot sale when he was palmed off on his grandma

 

[Fififoo]

I often wonder if she is some sort of social experiment by the government due to her weird behaviour and followers

 

[Lurkinglassie]

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Hinch has slipped, fell down the stairs. When will she realise nobody cares.

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Oh guyyzzz this is so unexpected. You're all welcome round for some frozen chicken slop to celebrate.

 

[TomTitLane]

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Hinch army are now replicating the pasta slop. Did Henry have some before he dropped his plop?

 

[ToIsengard!]

Oh guyyzzz this is so unexpected. You're all welcome round for some frozen chicken slop to celebrate.

I'm only coming if there's bacon wrapped baby corn

 

[tippingpoint]

Mozzarella, tomato, pre cut frozen chicken with chilli sauce, microwave pilau rice and sour cream. Join our Soph as she takes us on a culinary journey across Italy, the UK, the Middle East, India and Mexico.

 

[HereForTheGossipAlways]

If my friends sent me home with a fucking cleaning kit I’d stick it up where the sun don’t shine.

I come to your house for a good time. Not charity love.

I want to leave drunk in an Uber because that’s what friends do

 

[franno]

Oh guyyzzz this is so unexpected. You're all welcome round for some frozen chicken slop to celebrate.

Anno Asif she has cut chicken breasts they were clearly frozen chicken strips god I feel embarrassed for her my but cheeks clenched

 

[Alistess]

Who leaves a house party all at the same time? There is always one friend who won’t get the fuck out

Do you know me?

 

[Moanymum]

A broken arse, your life is a farce, those tatty extensions make you look like a brass

 

[Lemons91]

Just wanted to let everyone know my dream team is whatever’s cheapest at the time I’m buying