SunshineRae
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No idea what her EDD was but say Ronnie came on his due date (20th June) and work back the textbook 40 weeks then, he would have been conceived mid September time, so a couple weeks after the wedding. I would assume he was planned, as she had said previously something about longing for yogurt handprints on the walls...or something along those lines.Oooh the plot thickens. I cant be arsed to figure out the dates. I'm sure someone will though
ETA - It adds to the image of everything being seemingly perfect. Couple meet, couple fall in love, loved up couple move in together, couple buy a puppy (pedigree of course), couple buy their first home together (three bed, new build), couple get engaged (extravagantly including a hot air balloon), bride-to-be has fun hen do complete with inflatable cock, in Brighton, couple have big lavish wedding, newlyweds fall pregnant within weeks of said lavish wedding (although keeping to themselves at this stage - rightly so), the now official Mrs Hinch gets a spot on This Morning, shortly afterwards she gets to 1 million followers on her business account (woop woop), the newlyweds go on luxury honeymoon (secret babymoon??) to the Maldives, they return and its Xmas, the most magical time of the year (although not for everyone...) and they make the baby announcement, complete with surprise hampers for the family and lots of happy tears accompanied with ballads playing over the top, the new year brings the news that baby is a boy - which is perfect because they both always wanted it to be a boy of course! The pregnancy isn't plain sailing but during the next few months she gets to 2 millions followers, announces that she is bringing out a book and said book quickly becomes a No 1 best seller., does a book tour and meets adoring fans, receives many gifts, gets a free Designer nursery for the baby and all the accessories and bit and bobs one needs (or doesn't need) for a newborn, has an extravagant baby shower which includes her wearing a bridesmaid dress and having her hair and make up done. The Prince of Maldon arrives on the 20th June and the family then galavant round Suffoldk, staying in various lodges, whilst the palace is extended. They come back to a big house, mess free, and most of the contents inside from flooring, to carpets, to blinds, to wallpaper, to sofas, to lanterns, to vases, to mirrors, to coffee tables and kitchen tables is gifted. Anyway I will draw the perfectness of it all to a close, by saying they went on to have a perfect first family xmas together, Hinch bagged herself a 'celebrity' pal, she got 3 million followers and turned 30 in Disneyland! I know poeple only show what they want people to see, but it's very easy to see how she can make people feel down upon their own lives and situatons. Sorry for the long post.
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ffs 
then good on u if that's what u want. I prefer a simpler life 
they done that huge extension, the dog has his own flipping bedroom, could they not have made a lovely play room/area for Ronnie downstairs. No, they need to have a dining table that’s always set and barely used, and she’s demonstrated last night how bloody dangerous that drive through is. Everything is for show, nothing is for lived in home, toys should be scattered everywhere, Ronnie being encouraged to crawl and move about. Na, let’s fill him full of shitey processed food and plonk him in a bugaboo so he can’t actually move 
