Miss Shopper

[RubyTuesday39]

Her nails always give me the ick, I imagine they’re filthy underneath

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Has she got a fella ??

It would appear so although he will ever be seen in camera..wonder why lol

 

[Karen826]

She is absolutely clueless and gets worse by the day. Who on earth leaves a baby to sleep on a playmat? It’s for changing a baby not putting your “kid” to sleep on
So she’s getting a cot now. That will be linked too of course. Shes not going to be putting him in there only to get used to it.
So her mother seems to be staying now to look after baby coz she had a tooth out she honestly can’t do anything for herself.
Today she’s off to the godfathers again. So be either Soloman or the jobs a good un one. Bet he dreads her coming she is so needy. She should concentrate on sorting out her tip of a flat instead of going putting upon other people ll the time.

 

[fedupofbull82!]

It sounds like she has the neighbour’s daughter round babysitting ‘the kid’ atm as well

 

[Karen826]

She was one big cringe fest this weekend. It was actually the "Miss Shopper" show. Going along to help set it all up. Bet they were all thinking wtf...go away woman!
Always has to be the centre of attention. She really thinks she is some big celebrity
Up the arse of every single brand there. Oh and of course she just had to be parading herself around on Stacey Solomans sisters stand with her new obsession David Soloman
Weird isnt the word...

 

[jasper12]

There we have it, coming on camera crying and doing a talking story in her car as well, looking at the road and then the camera

 

[RubyTuesday39]

I don’t understand how she claims to feel better, manages to go out and then spends the next couple of days in bed. If this is what happens then surely you’d learn and carry on taking it easy. She recovered well enough to go for the scan and flirt with old man Solomon though

 

[Karen826]

It’s been a while guys! So bloody predictable. Goes off for days then as soon as it’s time for that game show to be on she’s out with the omg I’m so nervous blah blah blah she’s not nervous at all she is over confident. Not one wretch or water sip which proves it’s all over exaggerated for the camera.
I Can imagine there will be a lot of god damn me’s and screaming and acting like a silly little girl and being the loud mouth of the show. She craves the attention .
That post about telling her friends she is pregnant was one of the cringiest things I have seen. Like wtf.
Creepy Soloman going round to watch it with her and maybe Rob. She really is so desperate for male attention. The big I am Laura

 

[WitsEnd]

I wish she would stop putting her manky nails in her mouth all the time. Why do her nails always look a bit misshapen? Are they two big for her fingers? I would love to give her a makeover!

 

[Tittlelife]

That poor baby, he’s constantly hunched up in that car seat. He should be laying flat in a basket or basinet. Surely her family/friends would tell her, but then again she’d have some smart remarks back, I somehow don’t think she’d take advice easily.

Especially her "bestie" the one that i believe was the birth partner im sure shes a midwife or something of the sort? You'd think she wouldn't just sit back and watch the danger shes putting the wee soul in.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

I feel like she skipped over the Astonish display really quickly? If they had featured her on the poster wouldn’t she have zoomed in on it? Damn Astonish are COLD if they cut Shopper out of the campaign

I guess they think a woman whose idea of a good Friday night is swigging a 29p energy drink she hasn’t paid for yet in the aisles of Home Bargains isn’t really giving top tier influencer

 

[RubyTuesday39]

She hangs on the coat tails of a couple of remotely well known people and spends all her time scrolling Amazon for deals that she can’t actually recommend because she’s never purchased said items herself

 

[Hcjk]

Her dad looks so pissed off with her filming and who can blame him. Hate it when Instagrammers literally film their whole day without taking a break like give us some little clips if you want but put your phone down not everything needs to be on the Gram! I just don't get it when I go away I enjoy it and don't post 24/7 or at all I take some pics for memories but my phone isn't glued to my face talking to myself!

And why does she say she's piggybacking off the stores Wifi? You're just using their Wi-Fi and why do we need to know anyway like sorry but who gives a shit if she's using wifi or hotspot

 

[OwtDoing]

This one is on this morning about putting the big door bows that are meant for your front door on her bathroom door and a few others and wrapping them in wrapping paper!!! WTAF Tidy the shit hole up and get rid of the rainforest and then you’d have room for a Xmas tree. Btw it’s far too soon to be decorating for Xmas. Jesus wept

 

[Karen826]

So she was on yesterday all dolled up out and about full of herself not one boak. Out on Saturday all dolled up full of herself filming round home bargains. Not one boak! Comes on this morning with the soft attention seeking voice and the hand to the mouth. Like come on ffs I can see right through this drama queen. Not saying she doesn’t get morning sickness but it seems very selective to me. She was a good couple of hours I would say in home bargains filming and was perfectly fine. Love the fact not one person came up to her. She was expecting to meet a load of people (her fans) but not one and no one recognised her. You are not a celebrity Laura. Even although you would love to be. All this fuss over the floor gameshow. What a load of bollocks. Sat watching it and filming yourself watching it and saddos like dazzlin tagging her
Just had a look on the boots website and the offers are crap for tenner Tuesday.

 

[Karen826]

Why does she need people to advise her where she can get clothing from thats delivered within a couple of days...
She calls herself Miss Shopper so should know herself. Anything for attention eh

 

[Ineedmorecoffee]

I think she said she’s got that place for 12 months. And I’m not sure but I think I recall her saying she hasn’t officially left work, so maybe she’s planning on going back? I dunno.

 

[Karen826]

Shopper is trying to act like a big celeb again today. Bigging up David Soloman again and Jamie Hinch.
Ffs you silly woman... get over yourself!
You work in a shop and just love to lick arse of anyone well known.
Cringey as hell and oh so fake

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

What is this metapik? She shares deals and links like it's some lifesaving cure she's sharing. Her wording and the way she pushes a product you'd think it was something phenomenal not just kitchen items

 

[fischfan]

I’ve reported her to police now. What an utter scab of society.