Miss Shopper

[I wud like sum tea]

She hopes she is showing Scotland in a different way…..cheeky fucker!!!

 

[Karen826]

Omg who the hell does she think she is? Talk about copying Mrs Hinch
She really does love to think she is some big celebrity. This woman is so loud and full of herself. Always has to be in the limelight and loves to ass lick. She is as fake as they come. Anything to get herself noticed. One big cringe fest

 

[OwtDoing]

When she was being shown her room in the B&B the other night or the hotel and she didn’t have the good manners to be fully present whilst the woman showed her to the room. Had to do it all through the lens. She has no wit, manners or common sense.

 

[Karen826]

Seriously WTF who on earth would think this is safe for a baby to sleep in. Absolutely bonkers

She is an absolute clueless idiot!! Like seriously who lets a baby sleep like that. She needs some serious parenting lessons. No wonder the poor wee darling has gripe.
Why is she filming a child from next door and why is she leaving him on the sofa with said child. Why is she relying upon a child to help her look after her baby and help her build a cheap tacky lamp.
Come on ffs she just gets worse. See to your own baby and stop spending money on crappy cheap items that are not necessary. What is that lamp meant to be
Why not buy stuff that will be good for baby instead of cheap tacky items just to link on insta. She will literally tag anything to get a sale.
She needs to get a grip and stop relying upon everyone else to see to her young baby. She is the mother and needs to act like one.

 

[Karen826]

Had to laugh at her going to home bargains. Got herself all dressed up and even told the store manager who she was
She thinks she is Mrs Hinch now ffs
Well she always does try and act like Hinch. The way she latched onto and befriended the Steel family then planned a surprise visit all for the gram. This woman will do anything to get herself noticed. Going round the store omg omg at everything she sees. So loud and OTT.

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

"home ten minutes ago and straight out to work" is what she said whilst driving. No way is she under the limit enough to drive also probably smells of alcohol and only appears "bright and awake" because she's still drunk and on a high from getting some attention last night

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Wonder why she’s moving from baby girls annexe outstayed her welcome probably

 

[Lemonadelou1980]

4days old and she says she’s smashed the routine he’s only up once during the night, surely that can’t be right he should be feeding every 2 hours roughly! And for goodness sake put those boobs away! I thought they were out for Dave’s benefit but there permanently spewing out her top.

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

"if you're looking for a changing mat that's more secure for your kids... Because of the high sides" I'm sorry but i wouldn't be leaving any baby on a changing mat unsupervised or long enough for it to need to be "more secure" I'm literally changing then taking them off.... I honestly have concern, where is the maternal instinct

 

[Karen826]

Wow she is so bloody loud and such a show off when out in public. Touching all the designer fragrance sprays as the woman was putting them out and acting like some big i am. Same in the coffee shop so bloody loud. Loved how people just ignored her
Tags Mrs Hinch and Katie to try and get Hinch to notice her. Why are some of these instagrammers so full of self importance. See shes still plugging one below aswell to keep getting noticed. Superdrug have employed her to do their insta page. They must of been desperate getting such a self absorbed arse licking loud mouthed twat as her to do it

 

[Oh no she didn't...]

I watched a bit this morning but skipped most as she is so boring, she just came over as smug and a bit nasty, muttered a lot of the questions under her breath and answered them snappily:
Q. I thought you were going to live with your mum?
A. I never said that babe, I never said that.
Q. Something about her giving up work
A. I haven't given up work.

Went on about having had the hardest birth than anyone ever with her 'bestie' there. She was walking 5 hours post-section even though the hospital staff were begging her to get back into bed, everyone keeps telling her to rest but she just can't, she's 'nailed' feeding, nailed routine, handled pain better than another women in labour due to endometriosis.

I think the 'tea' was that the father doesn't want to know the baby and that she's homeless and will have to go into a refuge?

She did herself no favours, she's not likable and is desperate to have famous friends.

 

[Karen826]

Why does she feel the need to shout over her nan whenever she is talking to the baby?

When her nan said 'Look at his tiny hands' she shouts 'LITTLE??!!" over her, jeez she's loves the sound of her own voice!

She has no respect for her precious nan, her mum or dad. Very much a spoilt brat.
She is so rude the way she talks over her and she’s always right. No he hasn’t got big feet and big hands Laura he is a 8 week old baby and that is the size of their hands and feet. Can she not let dear nana hold him and spend time with him instead of having his sitting in that bloody car seat all hunched up.
Poor wee pet never looks comfortable and needs some tummy time instead of just propped up uncomfortable in a car seat or that stupid pushchair.
That’s excalty what he is a prop for her insta. Why does she whisper when he’s asleep? Babies need to get used to noise but there she is whispering doing her pathetic deals.
The deals she puts up are just pure rubbish. Why does a link for Cadburys buttons ffs she is so desperate for pennies yet spends all the money she gets on tat. Mummy and daddy are the ones who provide and buy for baby what he needs. She’s too busy spending money on crap for herself.
Made me annoyed how she was playing loud awful garage music to Alistair last week yet is saying she is glad his lullaby thing has a volume so she can turn it down. That’s what soothes babies not stupid garage music you loon of a woman.
She is a very strange shape and has short strange shaped legs. Very top heavy.
Flogging toilet rolls and baby wipes now. Does anyone actually click on these silly links. If I want anything off Amazon I just look myself it’s not hard to find

 

[Karen826]

She definitely has a shopping addiction! Iv never known someone to buy so much unnecessary crap! I thought the accommodation she is in is temporary? So why buy fan light fittings when it’s the end of summer and most likely won’t be there next summer. The flat constantly looks cluttered with unopened parcels. The amount of money she’s wasted over the years on Amazon she could have paid a deposit on a flat. The christening suit arrived but she wanted white and it’s cream (surely it stated the colour when she bought it) so she’s going to try and lighten it and if not buy another one, more money wasted! She’s hardly religious she’s probably only doing the christening for the gifts.

Yes of course this christening isn’t about Alistair it’s about her being centre of attention and having a big do so she can get Soloman as Godfather and loads of gifts from family, friends and gullible viewers. All one big farce for social media. It will be a big OTT show for the gram.
Poor baby still just constantly sat in that pushchair/car seat.
Why the hell does she always have a blanket on him when it’s warm weather.
No Laura he’s a normal 12 week old. Always trying to make out he is very advanced compared to other babies. He can’t hold his head up because she doesn’t have a clue. Saying he doesn’t like tummy time is nonsence. She needs to do her research into how to look after a young baby. Most babies can roll over and hold their head up really well by 12 weeks.
As for the state of her flat I have no words. For someone who called herself a cleaner she sure doesn’t come across like it. She’s always living in a shit hole and expecting other people to come and clean up and sort out her mess.
The Amazon crap she buys is an absolute joke. Also what she is linking to sell is the same old cheap crap ffs.

 

[summerfiggypudding]

I think she was totally oblivious to it not being a normal shop when she started filming tbh! I think her dad (sorry "dadda shopper" ) is veeeeery close to telling her to stop the stories when he's around, if he hasn't already.

Don’t you mean “farver”?

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

We havent heard much of these aunties/uncles until her dad came over and now she's staying with them and appears to be 'close'. If that's the case, why hasnt she visited or talked about them before as they live in London too.

She would not have missed any chance to brag about a relative living in a townhouse in St John's Wood tbh! The only trips to London (all the way from Croydon ) she's made since I followed her are hun meet ups.

I think her dad was the one invited and she came along

 

[Lemonadelou1980]

Did you see the state of her car, just shows what a dirty, filthy woman she really is, no need at all! And she’s away to put her precious baby in there, I wonder if she didn’t get so many messages warning her not to put the baby in, would she have disinfected it. By the sounds of it she was already grudgingly getting it hoovered, they offered to properly clean if all for her and she said eh no just the basic hoover thanks.

 

[Tittlelife]

Totally agree, why are they always too busy filming to actually hold the babies bottles correctly? Also anyone else feel a little queasy every time she kisses his head 50 times in a row?

I was going to mention the kisses but didn't know how to word it.. to me it comes across as an act for the camera, I could be wrong but either way I thought it was strange and also makes me feel queasy. Also the story after where he was soaking wet from milk, she said it was because he was trying to guzzle to quickly.. it was clearly down to not holding the bottle correctly, poor baba couldn't drink it properly.
Also anyone noticed how much like hinch she's trying to be with the word "handsomes" 🫠 she tries to even say it the same way. 🫠

 

[Karen826]

It honestly wouldn’t surprise me she smoked through the whole pregnancy seeeing as she was always at outside in the morning throughout winter too. That is so damn selfish. Poor baby having that in his wee lungs
So auntie Hazel is taking her out and treating her today coz I can guarantee she won’t be treating auntile Hazel.
She is one big embarrassment in that fish shop. So loud and acting like an excited child that’s never seen tropical fish before. I couldn’t put up with a loud mouth like that she is hard work.
Whatever has happened to proper prams. Why has she always got that tiny wee toot sat up in a buggy. He should be laid down in a proper pram. Also why on earth is he in a warm playsuit suit and why does he have a fleecy blamket over him. Its very warm today. She is clueless in every way.

 

[Karen826]

Yes the balancing of the bottle, she is clueless. Poor baby no wonder he has hiccups and so much wind. The stupid way she speaks to him and constantly kisses his head on camera is sooooo annoying. She goes OTT with everything. She has the most god awful voice.
Yes the handsomes trying to be like Hinch is so cringe.
Where is she actually staying is she at the flat or not. I can never understand what she is saying she seems to change her stories day to day and mumbles all the time.
She would of course have to mention the fact that Soloman bought her a top of the range coffee machine bigger bum than 40 arses!
She finds it funny there is a gas leak. She needs to grow up and act her age instead of a silly giggling school girl.

 

[DaimIt]

Yeah she definitely could use a name change. Name Dropper would be more appropriate .
She used to be in the cheap stores everyday . Million stories a day . Always buying cheapy crap and cleaning supplies.