Does she ever stop and think?
"No, I'll hold off on getting tiny pebble gravel, I've a baby that will both throw it everywhere and likely try and eat it, it can wait a year or so"
Hell no, the patio has to look insta perfect.
And yeah, she'll beg and mooch for as many plants and furniture as she can before she'll put her hand in her own pocket.
She's swanned off on holidays now, she really does have notions of herself being some sort of model, swanning around in the summer dress that is surely #gifted. I swear Andrea Roche teaches the insta huns to do that selfie pose for the free clobber.