Millhousewhiteriver

[Rogue-rats]

Never heard of her? Someone do a recap ?

Got her mug on RTE's "Great House Revival" a few years back, moaned, groaned and whinged her way through the entire programme. Still goes on about it. Spent forever going on about windows. Went against the experts advice, chose shite looking ones that (IMO) look cheap and wrong on the house.
Poor husband barely got a look in, I doubt he got to choose anything in the house which bugged the hell out of me as it was his families old mill on their land
Will jump on any bandwagon going - interiors (bland), fashion (also bland), fitness (at least she has some background here)
Gets very excited about new grid posts about very boring curtains. And painting her stairs.
Hasn't met a mirror she doesn't like. Absolutely loves herself.
Like every other hun, is always mooching for the next gig. Mad to get her patio done so will be on the blag for the next while.
Lots of annoying little habits. Spelling leaves a lot to be desired. Is quite the moaner. Smugness reeks out of her.

I'm sure I've missed loads!

 

[Rogue-rats]

This one is some dose... This is your reminder to get up and clean your kitchen You forgot to also remind everyone to buy new white clothes, and wear them with heels, a full face of makeup and a fresh hair do, before you "clean" the staged sparkling pan! These flutes are unreal

The absolute state of her. And somebody in her comments noted that she was "mopping in a pair of kitten heels" to which she replied she had just come in from her full time job. Which would be fine if her full time job was swanning about in fancy gear and heels - but you run a gym love.

And if it's not bad enough that these instahuns make their gullible followers feel inadequate with the staged house and the stage wardrobe, sure scold them about the housework, that'll show them.

 

[Rogue-rats]

Fucking Temu.

She is "drowning" in work/kids/housework and having a mini breakdown yet within a day of posting that has time to do a reel for Temu.
Can she not see the hypocrisy? Or even realise how bad a rep the likes of Temu have?

If I was marketing or PR for any of the other brands she promotes (like Newbridge etc) I would not want to be using the instahun who features the likes of Temu or Shein.

 

[Hunzosrus]

She's mooching for garden furniture now the patio is done.
Completely shameless.

And plants! Talk about being on the beg!!!!

 

[PallyWally123]

Oh my god I did laff at the whole outfit ....pvc trousers white shirt and hunters to go out planting lol .....just in from work no time to change lol such a crock of shite and the posh nasally voice .....hilarious.....it was so like clamy here yday eve were the trousers literally not stuck to her

and this rambling about plants shed be safer half fill the hole with stones or something for drainage cus would you not need to line the inside with plastic the moisture will wreck the walls .....not green fingered at all bit like herself let half the plants die ......obvs she didn't rush in and pull on the hunters every evening to water them the dose lol

 

[Therealdeal]

She's a twat! Prancing around in her lifeless house, putting a bunch of flowers in a vase....and don't start me on the free door wreaths for every season!

 

[Rogue-rats]

Major moan this morning about not being able to do everything. If she didn't spend half as much time keeping the house ready for the gram or posing in pr clothes, she'd have more time for work/kids. If she got a cleaner in for a few hours to do kitchen/bathrooms and left the normal "life" mess where it is.
I'd swear she's angling to give up her job and just become a full time instahun.

 

[Rogue-rats]

She's mooching for garden furniture now the patio is done.
Completely shameless.

 

[Rogue-rats]

What colour is she talking about? The brown on the stairs? Every wall and door is bland white or beige. FFS, she's wearing white and beige, she's actually afraid of colour.

 

[here4thenose4321]

The story about the trampoline… throws the child out of the shot when she’s not performing properly and continues posing and jumping herself. Utter narcissist, all about me! Don’t you be ruining Mummy’s Insta now!

 

[Rogue-rats]

“Oh look at me I’m so gorgeous! What way will I do my hair?”
Recording herself getting filmed, could she love herself any more?
No doubt blagged the flowers saying she would mention them on her page.
The tiny #pr for the jumper.

The recording of herself was unreal. Imagine having to redo the take and she ran to turn off her phone. She's such a saddo.
I do feel a bit sorry for the husband. It's "my" this and "my" that. "My" Quooker tap is broken. How dare they charge me for a callout!!

 

[Hunzosrus]

If you watched the programme that they did for the build (great house restoration? ) she said she had a house and sold it. The site/mill house came from her husbands parents, so that was a good start by anyones reckoning.

Oh I watched it, and she was a complete dose on it. A clueless dose, who clearly never had to work hard to earn a living. They were handed the building, and likely a lot of financial backing too, because that flute didn't work for what she has, that's for certain.

 

[Iriseyegal]

Do we know what the hubby does for a living, where is thr money coming from, it's not from her job anyway and I can't begin to imagine what it cost to build/renovate that house and seem to drive a fancy car

He's a barber. Or at least he was

 

[here4thenose4321]

Aww and the trampoline was a.....GIFT......such shite did you hear I always wanted a trampoline and the wee one is such a good age blah blah so we choose this company blah no you didn't probably emailed half of ireland and these ones fell for it ......sure near every garden in Ireland has a trampoline

Of course it was a #gift, these ones are all at it. Put up a story with a trampoline in it…. Then tah dah, a few days later it’s been gifted.
Andrea Roche agency must issue them all with a handbook when they sign up.

 

[Rogue-rats]

Those bloody door wreaths...I used to think they were lovely but I hate them now.
If ever there was a sign that what lies behind is an influencer or wannabe influencer, they are it.

 

[Rogue-rats]

She's been building up this utility room for weeks.
It's grand, it's just a utility. She didn't open a door or show any details. It's not going to wash the clothes for her. I hope she's left room for all her drying racks that were there before she got it installed, it'll drive her mad with the airers blocking it up.

 

[Rogue-rats]

Well she made a balls of the mill house. It’s awful. Clearly this yoke has notions and no taste.

She has no taste of her own. It's so bland, it's like she went onto every other "doingupthehouseonthegram" page and still went white and beige everywhere.
Gave out yesterday because her kids toys were everywhere. With the amount of square footage there should be a playroom if she's going to be a neat freak. But no, selfishly she put in a home gym instead.

 

[AH HERE]

Fucking Temu.

She is "drowning" in work/kids/housework and having a mini breakdown yet within a day of posting that has time to do a reel for Temu.
Can she not see the hypocrisy? Or even realise how bad a rep the likes of Temu have?

If I was marketing or PR for any of the other brands she promotes (like Newbridge etc) I would not want to be using the instahun who features the likes of Temu or Shein.

Exactly. I came on to say the same. She was crying into the camera about the stress of working and keeping kids and house. Now she’s prancing round setting tables for girls night and selling Temu tat dressed to the nines. Pick a side hunny

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Well she made a balls of the mill house. It’s awful. Clearly this yoke has notions and no taste.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She has no taste of her own. It's so bland, it's like she went onto every other "doingupthehouseonthegram" page and still went white and beige everywhere.
Gave out yesterday because her kids toys were everywhere. With the amount of square footage there should be a playroom if she's going to be a neat freak. But no, selfishly she put in a home gym instead.

OMG…I was scrolling through her page and you could nearly name the other influencers she’s trying to copy. The house is an eyesore. He interiors style is beige and bland. Just another hun with bad teeth.