Mere Soeur #2

[Noseyparker86]

Give us a clue please! It's his fault, shouldn't have done it then. Carrie wouldn't have anything to do with it she can't control what we post. I'm sure she'd love it tbh if it was exposed

Do you know what, fuck it you’re right. I bet she’s dying to expose the home wrecking slag but can’t.

So without further ado….. a timeline of how I came to this conclusion and name reveal below.
For legal purposes this is all alleged and entirely my own opinion based on online observations



So when I saw the news it disgusted me and being nosy I visited Sam’s profile. A photo stood out to me, I can’t remember the specifics but it was him surrounded by roughly 4 women.



When I was clearing my search history today I clicked back on his profile and the photo was gone, which let me know it was one of these 4 women and peaked my interest in investigating this further. Clean bandit tours with the same group of people and I found each woman’s profile easily.



In the comments under Carries post it’s clear the other woman has a husband and kids of her own, we also know this is someone he works with, this whittled it down to two of the women.



Both of them have two children, one has photos of her getting married on her profile the other does not so I can’t be sure she’s married but I can be sure she has a long term partner with whom she shares her children with.



I initially thought it was the woman with wedding photos on her page however I now know it’s not because….Sam is still following her. He is however NOT following the other woman despite her still touring with clean bandit.



The other woman is allegedly and in my opinion…Kirsten Joy.

 

[Tove_drew]

Has she ever had a customer service job? Self proclaimed Queen of the working class doesn’t seem to get there’s a script and that their uptight manager is probably listening nearby. Or heaven forbid that on a Sunday morning the worker is on autopilot and just saying what they must.

She’s such stupid muppet. The worker needs to know if it’s an allergy because they’ll prep it in in the allergy blender. Imagine being so dense you take to Instagram to announce this to your followers.

 

[NoseyParker2202]

Lol, sounds familiar...

 

[Wetmyplants]

She has handled this like an absolute boss bitch. Those two cheating cunts deserve it all and more!

 

[frostily]

at some point she’ll realise she’s just a bog standard, hetero married, 2.4 kids, lower middle class insta hun just like the rest of them

 

[spondoogle]

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Usually she annoys me to fuck but honestly I’m living for this. I fucking hate cheaters. The thought of her alone at home with their tiny baby and him doing that. And the woman- who also has small babies. Scumbags. Go Carrie go

 

[mrsbucket]

I wonder if she'll continue to insist she is a single mum

 

[leeeeeopalaceeee]

She needs to stop banging on about “greedy poshos” ruining Margate. Does she not realise that’s exactly the life she is living?! She’s part of the problem and she’s in denial about it.

 

[Mmmmmm]

Just had a look at Kirsten Joy's Wikipedia page and her affair to Sam is mentioned on it

 

[Wolf359]

Right, I know this might be controversial, but I do find myself rating her when she’s on a ranty one. I’m cheering on everything she’s saying about Russell Brand right now. But she has also been brilliant in the past on deadbeat dads and also money grubbing landlords.

She’s so good on these subjects and then kind of ruins it by trying to be an instahun. She should stop putting fillers in her face, stop with the single mum thing even though she’s married, stop with the shilling Ali Express tat with a 7000% mark up, and just fully lean into calling out the bullshit - because she’s actually really good at it.

 

[WildThings]

Riv is a merch nepo baby pass it on

 

[WildThings]

For someone who is always calling out shit for being ‘propa embarrassin’ she sure does do a lot of embarrrrrrrazzzin beggy shit


Including trying the ‘poor povvo me’ trying to afford a pram liner so my baby will be comfy and sooo grateful someone has bought my (ugly) shit so now I’ve got £20 off for my shoe-string budget. *please ignore the £400 bag I JUST bought with my ‘v-bucks’ as that didn’t count cuz it was for my favourite person, AKA ME*

She’s always trying to guilt people into buying her shit, whether it’s her TEMU merch or her ugly ass clothes

 

[Username required]

She’s such a tone-deaf c*nt, I can’t stand her.
How can she write a post about scarcity mindset and survival mode when she is constantly flashing her designer wardrobe, going on trips away, eating out etc etc. There’s thousands of single mums who have to choose to feed their kids over themselves, that is survival mode Carrie. You have a husband, a business, a privately rented house (which you have said is large), wardrobe full of designer clothes and planning your second wedding… you can cut your poor me single mum act now hun x

 

[nosiep4rker]

I’m so confused. Did I see that she’s made a load of posts slating the estate agents in Margate for showing a couple round her home that is more suitable for a family of 5…. While she moved in with her and her son? Then complained about DFL’s making it unaffordable for locals, with her being DF-fuck knows where? I also thought she’d made a huge statement around not living with her Husband, because she’s so nonchalantly edgy and hip, but he now lives there? What an entitled cunt.

 

[Babysnark]

You were right!

If I ever went missing I'd want a tattle private detective squad on the case I swear

 

[WildThings]

I just remembered he's supposedly a Christian

That is ALWAYS a cover for being a cunt

 

[Gossipgirl69]

Why does she look like his mam who is about to drop him off at school

 

[frostily]

She causes speculation alllllll the time and then has a huff when anyone asks her about it. She's a drama queen!

She just wants people to ask her so she can post walls of text on her stories about how it’s no one’s bizniz bbssss slay girl boss queen etc

 

[Noseyparker86]

He’s disgusting

 

[screamqueen]

So if her and Sam split

What a fucking weird thing to say. She literally acts like she’s married a stranger who has no impact on her life, it’s so bizarre?