It’s like she’s under the impression that if you put balsamic vinegar on top of something it makes you a chef
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Her bump is such a bizarre colour
That bump is a bleeping disgrace to human reproduction. It's still on my FYP daily 
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She’s off to Germany with her purple bump but second-time dad Ollie she will soon dump
She’s off to Germany with her purple bump but second-time dad Ollie she will soon dump
Yes according to this reply she gave to someone questioning her travelling before she gives birth the other day.
Her man’s football career is apparently going down hill sharply. Maybe he should’ve concentrated on football and being a father to his first child the last year instead of focusing on tik tok and what Mental Megan was cooking for tea 
I think she’ll discover pretty quickly that life in Germany is not for the likes of her. Once she’s done her OK! shoots welcoming everyone to her ‘stylish new home in Germany’ and announcing the birth, the novelty will soon wear off and the rot will set in. At least it will give her an opportunity for another OK! shoot revealing why she had to return to the UK I suppose.
If odd bod wants to play football back in England he’ll have to drop right down the leagues and the cash will soon dry up. They’ll have to rely on a reality show but is anyone really interested enough in them for that? He seems to have about as much personality and charisma as a rock, plus the z list celebrity new mum concept has pretty much been done to death already.
If odd bod wants to play football back in England he’ll have to drop right down the leagues and the cash will soon dry up. They’ll have to rely on a reality show but is anyone really interested enough in them for that? He seems to have about as much personality and charisma as a rock, plus the z list celebrity new mum concept has pretty much been done to death already.
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Bump on display, moving away, give it a year till they call it a day
Bump on display, moving away, give it a year till they call it a day
This is why I don’t understand the rush to have a baby? If he’s only got a year left on this contract then they could have got married next year and then start trying?
This all screams panic last minute decisions or like neither of them have given it an ounce of thought/planned it in the slightest.
She says “it’s only an hour”, well yeah an hour on the actual flight but take into account all the time at the airport and potential delays especially going into winter, do her family not have their own lives to live? She’s going to get very bored and lonely very quickly.
Also does anyone know what city they’re actually moving to? Yes English is widely spoken in Berlin/Hamburg but some of the smaller cities it isn’t.
This all screams panic last minute decisions or like neither of them have given it an ounce of thought/planned it in the slightest.
She says “it’s only an hour”, well yeah an hour on the actual flight but take into account all the time at the airport and potential delays especially going into winter, do her family not have their own lives to live? She’s going to get very bored and lonely very quickly.
Also does anyone know what city they’re actually moving to? Yes English is widely spoken in Berlin/Hamburg but some of the smaller cities it isn’t.
He plays for Weder Bremen so assume somewhere near Bremen so he can get to training
Ensuring her paycheque for next 18 years, although he’s already got one child to support so she might not get as much as she’d hoped for
Also not sure it’s the last year of his career, he’s only 26 but only been given a contract with them for a year, if he plays better it may be extended otherwise they may be back to the UK and he’ll be in the lower divisions and that won’t bring in the pennies she’s used to
Ensuring her paycheque for next 18 years, although he’s already got one child to support so she might not get as much as she’d hoped for
Also not sure it’s the last year of his career, he’s only 26 but only been given a contract with them for a year, if he plays better it may be extended otherwise they may be back to the UK and he’ll be in the lower divisions and that won’t bring in the pennies she’s used to
That bump is the most grotesque thing I’ve ever seen, the front hair pieces constantly dangling down infront of her face look ridiculous and gross while preparing food aswell, and finally her lips are like 2 sausages- how can she not see what a state she looks?
Can’t wait to see this all go bits up
Her bump looks like Grimace
She’s way too smug. Hate how she’s not acknowledged his son. Karma is real and I can bet this will not pan out how she thinks.Can’t wait to see this all go bits up
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