Who the duck meal preps a roast dinner for the hospital
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And pours the gravy on it! It’s all going to be a soggy messWho the duck meal preps a roast dinner for the hospital
She's to pregnant to go shopping now so had to send ollie a list
Wow how does she think most women.who already have kids manage ?
Movements actually good unless you've been told not to
Wow how does she think most women.who already have kids manage ?
Movements actually good unless you've been told not to
Roast dinner is one of those meals that only tastes really nice when it’s freshly cooked. Cold roast potatoes heated up in the microwave are gross and with that gravy granules gravy that’s just like a horrible gelatinous lump when it goes cold - yuck!
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And now she’s calling people who told her that she’s packing too much for the hospital ‘Karens’. What about if you don’t want people to comment, keep your business to yourself and don’t lay out every aspect of your life on social media and invite people to comment. These dim witted influencers only want to hear positive comments to stroke their mega sized egos. Well sadly, life isn’t like that and you have to take the rough with the smooth because negative comments still count as engagement and that = £££££
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And now she’s calling people who told her that she’s packing too much for the hospital ‘Karens’. What about if you don’t want people to comment, keep your business to yourself and don’t lay out every aspect of your life on social media and invite people to comment. These dim witted influencers only want to hear positive comments to stroke their mega sized egos. Well sadly, life isn’t like that and you have to take the rough with the smooth because negative comments still count as engagement and that = £££££
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That’s absolutely ridiculous. One nappy and four vests, but three blankets and a bag of dummies?
How did Ollie manage before her? She had to write down the list in order of what aisles they are on in the supermarket? Seriously, what does he actually do apart from being mollycoddled by her? I don’t know anything about him except he plays football and is already a deadbeat dad but she seems to do everything for him and acts like his mother.
Infacol in the hospital bag ahahahahhha
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Dummies for a newborn trying to establish breastfeeding.
I wonder how much of this she’ll actually use. I get being prepared, but I found the reality was you need so little.
My daughters very pregnant due in the next week,I see her most days and I'm sure I've seen more of megs bump then I have my daughters but then my daughter hasn't sold her soul for a free pram and nursery
I found her hospital bag packing absolutely baffling. Won’t slate her on too many baby gros cause if she’s in for 3/4 days then actually she probs doesn’t have enough but the amount of dummies? The infacol etc and then just one nappy and no wipes?
I have probs packed too much in mine but I used a packing list as a guidance and we’re expecting a big baby so I have a mix of sizes for clothes.
I really want to unfollow her cause I can’t actually stand her anymore but I’m also a bit fascinated by seeing it all play out.
Also men that can’t function (or women pretending their men can’t function) as adults give me the absolute ick
I have probs packed too much in mine but I used a packing list as a guidance and we’re expecting a big baby so I have a mix of sizes for clothes.
I really want to unfollow her cause I can’t actually stand her anymore but I’m also a bit fascinated by seeing it all play out.
Also men that can’t function (or women pretending their men can’t function) as adults give me the absolute ick
She's a bleeping moron
I just wish she would have this baby so I don't have to see her repulsive pregnant tummy anymore. I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with my fourth and I cannot understand why she is walking around with it all hanging out, other than for attention. She's so smug, I can't wait for the sleepless nights to hit her like a ton of bricks but she will prob make out the baby is sleeping through the night from 2 days old and potty trained for 3 months!
She'll have a night nurse within the first week.
Breastfeeding won't last. She'll start pumping before her supply is established and then she'll give up as she "won't have enough milk" (you read it here first). Add bad positioning, and that'll be it.
Breastfeeding is hard work in the early days - especially if it's demand led. She won't have the patience or "time". And neither will Olli. She was terrified to wake him up in the other reel, so goodness what a crying baby will do for their relationship......
Breastfeeding won't last. She'll start pumping before her supply is established and then she'll give up as she "won't have enough milk" (you read it here first). Add bad positioning, and that'll be it.
Breastfeeding is hard work in the early days - especially if it's demand led. She won't have the patience or "time". And neither will Olli. She was terrified to wake him up in the other reel, so goodness what a crying baby will do for their relationship......
Maybe she should ask her precious Ollie what to pack in the hospital bag. After all he did so well with the shopping, bless his little cotton socks. I mean who knew a man could go to the shops all on his own without a grown up?And he is a second time father so he knows exactly how all this goes down but of course we don’t hear about that because we’re busy pretending this is all new to him too aren't we?
This! 100000% if breastfeeding isn’t easy for her within the first few days she’ll never stick at it, but she’ll also never admit why she stopped.
It’s really hard work and I nearly lost my own sanity myself trying to stick with it for my baby, some mums really struggle so I don’t judge any mum who decides to not to do it but her ego is so big she’ll lie about it for sure.
Ollie also just comes across as absolutely useless, definitely can’t picture him being any help when he’s already abandoned one child.
The cracks will appear pretty fast in that relationship!
Absolutely and 100% to all of this. The sleepless nights, crying and sleep deprivation will be a big shock to her. But yes, she will put on a big facade for SM and claim that it’s all perfection with no issues.
I really hope she’s not going to be one of those people that constantly shows photos/videos of their child hanging off their tit as if they’re the first person in the world ever to do it.
I feel like she might do tho given she’s the first person in the world to be pregnant.
she really should have gone to some sort of antenatal class it would have done her the world of good to bring her back down to earth a bit and actually find some friends she can share all of this with.
wondering if her and Ollie will actually get married, he seems so uninterested in her, looked miserable in the back of all her videos since she’s been in Germany and i could have slapped her for being so terrified of waking him up it’s pathetic.
I feel like she might do tho given she’s the first person in the world to be pregnant.
she really should have gone to some sort of antenatal class it would have done her the world of good to bring her back down to earth a bit and actually find some friends she can share all of this with.
wondering if her and Ollie will actually get married, he seems so uninterested in her, looked miserable in the back of all her videos since she’s been in Germany and i could have slapped her for being so terrified of waking him up it’s pathetic.
She will def be the type to literally breastfeed once and have a pic taken that she keeps reposting over and over
she is 100% gonna hire someone to help. Everything is for social media and to paint a certain image. She’s living in delulu land with a tit dad who she hasn’t even known for 2 years yet.Has she ever addressed why they moved out of the place that they moved in last year? Because from July until their move to Germany they (or at least her) obviously lived in another place so I wonder what happened to the first place. And then they moved to Germany. Must have been exhausting moving three times within a year
Oh she absolutely is going to do this. Once the weird purple bump is away she’ll whip the weird purple bits out. Anything for content.
As others have already pointed out, her trying to be sooo quiet so as not to wake Ollie while making her ducked up Christmas Dinner hospital prep seems so bizarre. Like, you do realise you will very soon have an infant who literally will not give a tit about waking Ollie up at every hour. Might as well get the fucker used to it.
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